Just broke up with my lady after 5+ yrs... HELP?!

The subject line pretty much says it all... I was just wondering if anyone had any suggestions for getting over a painful ass brake up with someone who was so close to you for over 5 years... My buddies are taking me out to do the whole alcoholic routine... and try and drink it away... they may also try and set me up with some women... who knows... anyone got any tips or suggestions? I know you all are real creative... I'm expecting a lot from DLITALIEN... probably something scary

My suggestion is not to stay home and dwell. Go out to bike night at Hooters and stuff. I'd proly just ride a lot. Or find some nice girl and get knee deep in her guts. Or both. If i didn't have to leave work right now, i'd come up with some good stuff. Maybe later, when I'm at home. What happened? Who's fault was it? Go out and drink booze. Cry if you have to. Don't try to date broads right away. Just smash a few out though. :dthumb:

Ouch, go have fun, dont date too soon and def dont get in a relationship for awhile!!!

Get a rebound chick but just for fun, no relationship BS. You don't need that right now. Give us a little back story if it isn't too hard for you. I have never had a problem after a relationship ended. Mostly because I have ended all of them except 1 and usually am so mad that I don't care if I ever see them again. Plus I am a cold hearted b@stard, so that helps.

Buy yourself a hot Italian bike and you'll discover that you will have no time to dwell on lesser beings such as women. :cheers:

tequila shots and lots of them

start downloading pr0n on your favourite p2p network... -a|ex

HAhaha... that was quick guys. I was considering deleting the thread entirely but anyway. I might as well give some backstory, that way you can all call me a moron :D First off though, thanks for all the suggestions, and I agree, no dating anytime soon. I fell in love with this girl when I was 17 (right there you all go, "first problem") hehe... she was my best friend since like middle school (yet again, "second problem"), she lives in my neighborhood .8 miles away... 2 twisty's down. ("third issue" right?). Anyway. Its the usual high school sweetheart bull****. We dated junior and senior year and then she went off to college (Boston college, 1631 miles away from Miami... sick that I know the mileage but google maps is just so accurate). The first year wasn't bad everything was kosher... then the bull**** started happening around year 2, and slowly her friends were more important than I was every month she stayed up there (coming down for breaks, hollidays, and summer), and it got worse and worse... so finally, she graduates school and comes home.. and in my mind, "I did my time" like a convict, I waited 4 years for this girls arrival, and when she got home she was sad about school being over, but she wasn't acting like we were even together... to get a kiss out of her was next to impossible, and to sleep with her took a night of drinking to "set the mood" (no I didn't drug her, she was conscious, and she didn't puke)... but I still felt like a rapist because the only way I could get any affection out of her was under the influence of alcohol... so I let this go on for about a week... I voiced my thoughts to her. She cried... I told her she had to prove herself to me. She cried... I told her I would give her some time. She cried... And so another week went by... still no progress... It was like being in a monogamous friendship with someone I can't makeout with or sleep with. I voice my thoughts once more... give her more time.... another week goes by.... by now I've tried everything to make her comfortable in the relationship again... movies, dinner, lunch, breakfast in bed... all that noise. Then today I finally couldn't take it anymore, and I brought up some more junk that was bothering her, and begged her for some honesty... and I finally said "I can't be with you". She ran up stairs. Cried. I went up to try and tell her some things, to no avail. "Please leave" I did... and then its been about 3 lengthy emails from her telling me what an ******* I am, and all this hatred stuff... and breaking me down and all that noise... and now I'm here... not hungry, but going to eat dinner anyway. Then I'm going out with my boy... and this fine female friend of his who last time we went out was quoted saying "I'd hit that", in reference to me! So, as long as I get to flirt with her this evening and try and keep my mind off all this mess I should be alright for at least a bit. To top everything off... I also was on my way home from school in my car, and got pulled over on the turnpike because I got cut off by a dump truck who dumped all these pebbles on my hood and windshield... so I sped around him cut him off, flicked him off, and sure enough a trooper pulled a u-turn. I had an old envelope in my car with old insurance card, old registration, so I got nailed with 3 tickets. One for doing 80 in a 60 ("I'm being nice, you were actually doing 90) and the rest for the obvious. Needless to say, I have run out of nerves today... and I have homework to do, but I don't even feel like going to class tomorrow. This rant is getting lengthy so I'll drop it here. lemme try some individual responses to your replies: DLIT, I'm definitely going boozing... though I have an appointment at the DMV tomorrow afternoon so they can stamp "...and motorcycles" on my license. and the split was not my fault... and I'm working on the knee deep in guts part... though I now have to buy condoms. (Haven't used one in 4 years.... I was on yasmin :D) Rae, I won't be dating for a while thats for sure... I got my boy making sure of that because I'm somewhat of a serial monogamer (sp?) But I will be looking at your contest photos.... (tell the hubby I'm sorry... but I need it right now :D) Vol I wish I were strong enough to be so cold... but its not in my blood... I'm working on the rebound chick as previously stated. Fnfalman I wish I could afford an italian bike right now, but I don't think riding it under the influence of strong emotions would help anything... good idea though... that and I might get burned tryna stick it in the back of a fine italian beauty :D Cb1 I might finish off my bottle of Cabo Wabo I got in my bait fridge in the garage... nothing like tequilla that smells like fish :D Back_Marker www.pornorip.net has been my best friend since its inception... it also kept me loyal... pr0n is my friend... Thanks everyone... I'll keep you posted if anything changed. Thanks for the kind words and love!

Wow...I don't know what to tell you man. It's just sounds like one of those days. You need a fine young lady between your legs to get your mind off of things. I am talking about the metallic kind, you need to get you a bike, but make sure you don't ride stupid when you got that much on your mind. Just take it easy.

Being single in miami... damn lucky bastard -a|ex

Hehehe... if its anything I love, its the eye candy here... the problem is... I could talk to my girl... and those are few and far between. Thoughts of starting a porno site (not to be in them, but definitely to do the castings) come to mind... Vol don't worry about it... I only have about $1k saved up for a down, and I want to at least double that before the bike purchase... also got another 6 months left in school... so... I'm eager, but I'm being smart about it... and if I had a bike.. I would definitely not ride it today. 'Preciate the words everyone... I'll try and get some digi pics to add to the gallery of some "conquests"

are you sure she was undyingly faithful to you? could she have been witholding affection out of guilt from something she has done? at any rate, love shouldn't hafta be forced. if you had to convince her to be affectionate, then she doesn't deserve you. find someone that will benefit from the love you have to share. that is hard to find only because it is the best discovery you can make. if it were too easy to come by you wouldn't appreciate it near as much. :luck: you're gonna be just fine.

I say, go out, get drunk, find you a hot piece, take her home, and wake up with a kool aid smile on your face. I've been there and it's not worth the headache of dwelling on the past or the what if's. My wife and I have been a couple since 92 and married since 01. The chic I was with before her, I thought was the one but I was wrong. My point is, although your break-up is painful and you invested alot of time into the relationship, if it is meant to be then it will.

My suggestion is not to stay home and dwell. Go out to bike night at Hooters and stuff. I'd proly just ride a lot. Or find some nice girl and get knee deep in her guts. Or both. If i didn't have to leave work right now, i'd come up with some good stuff. Maybe later, when I'm at home. What happened? Who's fault was it? Go out and drink booze. Cry if you have to. Don't try to date broads right away. Just smash a few out though. :dthumb: :iagree: it sucks to be in your position right now but once you start taking advantage of your new freedoms...well I'll just leave it at that, you'll see what I mean. You'll be fine, just give it some time(and booze and girls). I'll be waiting for those "conquest" pics :tt: :lol: :cheers:

sounds kinda like a problem i had a bit back. thats y i love having a bike, you can come home smelling like another bike and it wont get pissed off, you can ride it all night long and it wont complain, it can pick up hot a** chicks and not to many gf will do that for you. well good luck and go find some hot chick that will do things to you that your old one wouldnt, even if you have to spend a few bucks or two:cheers:

Buy yourself a hot Italian bike and you'll discover that you will have no time to dwell on lesser beings such as women. :cheers: :iagree: :withstupi The best way. If not Italian. Jap will work fine.

sounds like you needed to end it anyways. RIDE a lot... drink a bit but dont get in trouble with it. When i first got my 1000 i never saw my G/f anymore.... now noone can bitch aobut not seeing em.. you can love the true beauty..your girl bike..lol Love it, ride it, and learn on it, get better... Now that i got married its severly cut into my riding time.. I'd LOVe the chance to get to ride as much as i used to. Next post will be my 1000th

I ended my last relationship by accepting a job 600 miles away. I waited a little over a year before I found another chick....which it's not official that we're dating, but I like it that way....I still get all the benefits and I don't see her but a few times a week, she doesn't call me hardly at all so it's all good. I love being single and having a lady friend with the side action to have fun with. I would go on and on....but I don't have the time right now.

I'm logged on right now, but I'll wait until tomorrow yo red the replies and reply myself.m I'm drunk.

you suck, i hate gettign drunk alone so i cant drink tonight....oh well, maybe tomorrow

you suck, i hate gettign drunk alone so i cant drink tonight....oh well, maybe tomorrow You gotta have a Hooters in Reno? Go to bike night. Anyway. Back to this poor guys break up thread. Man, I hope he's smashing some girl out right now.

LMAO they used to it closed... but there was a bike night tonight and everynight till sat night.... but i work till 10 or so and they are almost died off by then.. or at least all out riding

What's the deal, Chris? How's it going along? Did you put your DNA in any girls mouth last night?

Just read the reasons why you guys split. I've partied at BC before. Quite a few times. She was proly cheating on you there. It happens. Consider it a test for the relationship and you guys didn't pass it. Better to find out now than never though. I'm sure it was hard on you guys. Long distance blows. Is she a Red Sox fan now? You need to enroll in your towns SFC. What is it? It is the Sport ****ing Community. It's where guys like you and me will go out and **** for sport. There's a rank structure and everything. It's like an ongoing joke we have going on out here. Pretty funny stuff. i'd elaborate but it'd take a while.

:BAHA: too damn funny DL! hrmmm, what to do. Drink, nudie bar, rub one out, sleep and detox. Repeat as needed. However, the celibate route may not be good for you. Read this : http://www.forbes.com/2003/10/08/cz_af_1008health.html

What the hell is celibate. I'm afraid that word isn't in my vocabulary.

HAHA, you fellas are hialrious. :lol: . I can fell wht you are going through. I went through the exact thing with one of my exes. I come to find out she was cheating on me and thats why her whole demeanor changed. Don't worry too much about it. GO out, have fun, get laid, and ride alot. Try not to dwell on it even though it is easier said than done. BTW if me and my girl ever break up, I am going to go hang out with DL and his boys. I like that game.:dthumb:

HAHA, you fellas are hialrious. :lol: . I can fell wht you are going through. I went through the exact thing with one of my exes. I come to find out she was cheating on me and thats why her whole demeanor changed. Don't worry too much about it. GO out, have fun, get laid, and ride alot. Try not to dwell on it even though it is easier said than done. BTW if me and my girl ever break up, I am going to go hang out with DL and his boys. I like that game.:dthumb: I'm only in the SFC because I invented the name and ranks. I can only support my buddies, as I still have a girl. I can pull wingman duty, give them scam ideas or suggest what to do in certain situations. Amongst other things.

dude, f her man, she shouldnt treat ya like that to begin with esp if you had been such a good BF to her. SO heres what you do, go out, drink, get laid (standards are not applicable here:whistle: ), have some fun and be with the guys. But just keep your mind off her. heres my last piece of advice, I dont no if any of you have seen Saving Silverman, but there coach is right when he says "All woman want from you is you man juice, if you have any urges that cant be suppressed by hard liquor....use this (and points to his hand)":dthumb: :cheers: :cheers: good luck

DUDE, all you gotta do is what I call mooing. YOu go find a large chick that hasnt had any in a while and she will give it up quickly. :lol: But remember, large women are like mopeds. They are fun to ride but you dont want your boys to see you riding it.:yikes:

take his advice, trust me...i know:bonk: :leaving:

DUDE, all you gotta do is what I call mooing. YOu go find a large chick that hasnt had any in a while and she will give it up quickly. :lol: But remember, large women are like mopeds. They are fun to ride but you dont want your boys to see you riding it.:yikes: I suggest you do not take this route. if you can't smash out a decent looking girl, there is no need to slay a fat chick. It's obvious you have the internet. I'll hook you up with some porn links if need be. Keep your dignity...unless your totally drunk off your tree.

I'm only in the SFC because I invented the name and ranks. I can only support my buddies, as I still have a girl. I can pull wingman duty, give them scam ideas or suggest what to do in certain situations. Amongst other things. OK, do the girls know they are only being f*cked for sport? scam ideas? what's that? ways of tricking women into sleeping with you? i'd call that a pity f*ck, because if you hafta trick a woman into sleeping with you, you are pretty pathetic and deserve pity.

It's a guy thing.

disrespecting women is a guy thing? :disapp: glad i'm not a guy then.

disrespecting women is a guy thing? :disapp: glad i'm not a guy then. Not all girls are like you. Some like to **** for sport too.

Not all girls are like you. Some like to **** for sport too. :withstupi

Not all girls are like you. Some like to **** for sport too. well, if those are the kinda girls involved in your little game, then there's no foul. they know what they are getting into. that's all i'm concerned about. as long as you are both on the same page. i just didn't like the whole idea of "scamming" girls. that would just be mean. but maybe i'm taking you too literally. if you want to explain more, i'll keep an open mind. if not, then i'll just let it go. whatever works for ya...

well, if those are the kinda girls involved in your little game, then there's no foul. they know what they are getting into. that's all i'm concerned about. as long as you are both on the same page. i just didn't like the whole idea of "scamming" girls. that would just be mean. but maybe i'm taking you too literally. if you want to explain more, i'll keep an open mind. if not, then i'll just let it go. whatever works for ya... You're to literal. Keep in mind that this is just a joke. One of my buddies hooked up with a couple girls one weekend. And on Monday I wanted to know the details. The way he typed the details out were all like professional and official type. It sounded like a memorandum for record or something. It was hilarious. We don't go out and try to scam girls every night. It's an ongoing joke that's pretty funny. Every Monday at least one guy will have some crazy story about hooking up or some ****. Us guys are pretty simple. We're easy to amuse.

Wow.... I've been laughing for like 10 minutes right now reading all the replies... I get the idea... Bone some honey's, get drunk, dont think about it. I'll try and reply based on my memory... though the short term is still aching from last nights boozing session. To the best of my knowledge she did not cheat on me. For one period of time we were split up while she was at school and she did sleep with someone, and that was painful, but we weren't together, so I did the same thing. In any case, she just sent me an email asking if I had ever cheated on her, to which I stated the truth no, never. Anyhow... I haven't been home all day... I woke up with a nasty headache this morning and had to go to the DMV so they could slap "Also Motorcycles" under the endorsement section. I thought they were using my old picture which wasn't too bad... but I think the guy felt like being a dick and noticed how horrible I looked so he made me take a picture... so my eyes are bloodshot, my hairs all f-d up and i have a week old beard growing. At least I will always look better than I did in my ID. haha As for last night, I had one of my boys take me out, and one of his lady friends was supposed to come out... shes friggin gorgeous, she waxes her entire body (she told me last time we hung out), shes pretty open sexually (yet still clean-- difficult to find) and shes just a ton of fun to be around. Anyway, she didn't come out, which was a damn shame. Last time we went out i went to take a leak and she told my boy "I'd hit that" and she totally meant it...... problem with her is shes loyal, and her boyfriend is in Chicago... shes going out there tomorrow actually.... I'm hoping its break-up season... cuz then we could rebound all over each other... and in the fall shes leaving to graduate school so it would be commitment free... but well worth it. We'll see how it plays out. Also, another one of my female friends was out with me last night, helping be destroy as much of my memory as possible... and I definitely recall calling her over and kissing her.... I think I bit her on the neck, and at one point I believe I had my hole hand down her pants to yank her towards me. I apologized this morning, and she said it was more than fine, and she enjoyed herself. In any case... we partied pretty hard last night, so tonight we're watching game one of the finals... GO HEAT!!! and then going fishing saturday morning with the boys, and saturday night its South Beach time with some friends of mine who do some modeling and work at a salon I do some consulting work for. I'll try and bring back some head-shots. :D So everyone agrees I just gotta get some notches on the headboard... and get over this thing. and ItGirl... Its true... you are one of few.. and there are girls out there who f- for sport as DLIT said... and DLIT, if you send me the rank titles, the points, assist points, and all that... I'll keep you posted on where I'm at. I'll let you know what I do tonight... I appreciate everyones ideas and thoughts and what not. I really wish I had some more money, at least I wont have to spend money on any girls (at least not more than drinks) for a while... so I can save up some more for the 600. I really need to get out there... I've been dying to ride, and its sucks not having the resources. I'm going to stop by a local shop this weekend to see what they got in stock, this reputable guy sells some nice used bikes... mint condition, no lay-downs... all that stuff.. great guy too. I'll take some pics if i go by. Thanks again everyone, I'm glad I got some people out there who don't even know me, but are willing to listen to my problems. Thanks guys! :twfrox:

You're to literal. Keep in mind that this is just a joke. One of my buddies hooked up with a couple girls one weekend. And on Monday I wanted to know the details. The way he typed the details out were all like professional and official type. It sounded like a memorandum for record or something. It was hilarious. We don't go out and try to scam girls every night. It's an ongoing joke that's pretty funny. Every Monday at least one guy will have some crazy story about hooking up or some ****. Us guys are pretty simple. We're easy to amuse. :iagree: We like to **** around

If I can find a way to get a buddy laid, I'm gonna step up to the plate. What kind of Vice President would I be if I didn't?

Hahaha.... if its anything I've mastered its being a wingman... :D

You're to literal. Keep in mind that this is just a joke. One of my buddies hooked up with a couple girls one weekend. And on Monday I wanted to know the details. The way he typed the details out were all like professional and official type. It sounded like a memorandum for record or something. It was hilarious. We don't go out and try to scam girls every night. It's an ongoing joke that's pretty funny. Every Monday at least one guy will have some crazy story about hooking up or some ****. Us guys are pretty simple. We're easy to amuse. ok guys, i'll lighten up a little. :dthumb: i take things too seriously sometimes. FYI...i have had some sport f***s in my youth myself. but i have been married for 8 years now, so obviously i don't like to f*** at all anymore. :lol: i try to avoid it if i can. the thrill is gone, know what i mean? :whistle: :cheers: live it up chris, you are still young. enjoy this newfound freedom.

good luck and gotta love internet porn try loginaccepted.com worth a look....

Thanks again guys... illl say the porn for later... right now im off to a buddies lake house to check out some potential prospects... Great service down here in Miami :D Thanks for the link drewpy.... I love 3xhq.com too!

HOLD UP... you are buying woman drinks instead of saving the other ppl's drink money for the bike? Thats gotta stop, buy yourself beer... and let woman buy u beer..... the rest goes to gettign a bike I got 100$ says if u buy a bike the first hour the Ex wont even enter your mind.. if not the first month..... Get a bike... screw buying girls drinks The only time ive ever bought girls drinks was when i was with a kinky Ex and it was only to try to get a threesome!!!!!!!!!!!!Which i got. So no buying others drinks till u have a bike and gear

tequila shots and lots of them start downloading pr0n on your favourite p2p network... -a|ex HOLD UP... you are buying woman drinks instead of saving the other ppl's drink money for the bike? Thats gotta stop, buy yourself beer... and let woman buy u beer..... the rest goes to gettign a bike I got 100$ says if u buy a bike the first hour the Ex wont even enter your mind.. if not the first month..... Get a bike... screw buying girls drinks The only time ive ever bought girls drinks was when i was with a kinky Ex and it was only to try to get a threesome!!!!!!!!!!!!Which i got. So no buying others drinks till u have a bike and gear This is one hell of a game plan right here. Sorry to hear this man...but this thread has turned into a great one. DL...great assesement of the situation.

This is one hell of a game plan right here. Sorry to hear this man...but this thread has turned into a great one. DL...great assesement of the situation. Please specify about which situatiuon I have a good assesment for...

Hahaha... Thanks Scott... and actually when I went out on Weds I only bought myself one drink... the rest were bought by either my boy, or this chick friend of mine. I just stopped by a local shop to see what they had listed... its a repair shop, but they have some used bikes occassionally... Some girl is selling a Silver/Red 2002 F4i... I got her number... I'll give her a call this weekend. I'm also waiting on a phone number from Drewpy who told me about a shop nearby going out of business trying to get rid of all of their inventory. I'll give that a look too. Might come up on a sweet deal. I'd have to say, I haven't been giving her much thought. Aside from everyone asking... it definitely sucks... but it would suck more to be in something that I wouldn't enjoy. I'll keep you guys posted on the bike situation. I appreciate the kind words as usual, and the good ideas. and DLIT I'm still awaiting these rankings and points schema :D

Hahaha... Thanks Scott... and actually when I went out on Weds I only bought myself one drink... the rest were bought by either my boy, or this chick friend of mine. I just stopped by a local shop to see what they had listed... its a repair shop, but they have some used bikes occassionally... Some girl is selling a Silver/Red 2002 F4i... I got her number... I'll give her a call this weekend. I'm also waiting on a phone number from Drewpy who told me about a shop nearby going out of business trying to get rid of all of their inventory. I'll give that a look too. Might come up on a sweet deal. I'd have to say, I haven't been giving her much thought. Aside from everyone asking... it definitely sucks... but it would suck more to be in something that I wouldn't enjoy. I'll keep you guys posted on the bike situation. I appreciate the kind words as usual, and the good ideas. and DLIT I'm still awaiting these rankings and points schema :D You want the SFC rank structure?

Yeah man... aren't you the vice president?? :D

What the hell is celibate. I'm afraid that word isn't in my vocabulary.it's really "sell a bit" and as far as getting over females, it's just like a hangover, have another woman, then another drink :luck:

Yeah man... aren't you the vice president?? :D It's on the other computer here. I'll get it though. Some girls might be pissed. Oh well. It's funny to us.

Here's the structure. Some of these are inside jokes only we would know about. 1st Tier: SFC 1- Wet Fawn SFC 2- Young Fawn SFC 3- Pimp In Training 2nd Tier: SFC 3- Young Buck SFC 4- Juggernaut SFC 5- Pipe Layer 3rd Tier: SFC 6- Hoe Slayer SFC 7- Master Hoe Slayer 4th Tier: SFC 8- Chief of Puss (only one person) SFC 9- Vice President of Operations (only one person) SFC 10- President of Operations (only one person) Below are additional duties: Food (steaks) and Beverage: Young Fawn Bone Tips and Advice: VP L’Italien Scams and Back-Up Stories: President P and VP L’Italien Taker for the Team: All members (if applicable) Briefing Writer: YB Ochoa Bitch Hitter, via Long Island Iced Tea: Juggernaut Chung Fall Guy: All Members (if applicable) Reasons and Excuses: VP L’Italien and YB Ochoa PT Monitor: President P (10:10 run time!) Plans and Events: President P SFC Force Structure Analyzer: VP L’Italien

bahahaha... I'ma save this... I'm pissing myself... check out my pussies, couldn't find your other thread... http://www.twowheelforum.com/photopost/direct_data/500/medium/shleepy.JPG http://www.twowheelforum.com/photopost/direct_data/500/smittywess.JPG

Hey guys... keep clean in here... I already seen a few things of :skep:

bahahaha... I'ma save this... I'm pissing myself... check out my pussies, couldn't find your other thread... http://www.twowheelforum.com/photopost/direct_data/500/medium/shleepy.JPG http://www.twowheelforum.com/photopost/direct_data/500/smittywess.JPG They related?

Heheh... yeah theyre twins...

Dlit......10 is the highest? lmao... what would 18 put my rank as?????????

Dlit......10 is the highest? lmao... what would 18 put my rank as????????? 10 doesn't have anyhting to do with the number of broads you may do. It's the highest rank you can hold. Maybe I don't understand the question.

so is their a corresponding number to get each level then?

so is their a corresponding number to get each level then? It's not a level. It's rank. And no, there is no corresponding number. The rank is given out by the situation and whatever else happened that night. If it's a simple issue of the meat to some girl you already know, you're not gonna get too many props. It's pretty much a diffuculty type of thing. And also how crazy and what happened. Numbers don't matter...unless you hook up with two broads in 24 hours or something like that. And there has to be a witness from no less than the second tier of the SFC. Not witnessing the actual event but witness something that leads up to th event. it's crazy. It's an ongoing joke that can be taken, and sometimes does, literaly. Good stuff though. People actually do things because of the SFC. There's a newfound confidence in SFC members. They feel they have to step their game up when someone from the SFC is there. It's funny to watch them.

Here's the structure. Some of these are inside jokes only we would know about. 1st Tier: SFC 1- Wet Fawn SFC 2- Young Fawn SFC 3- Pimp In Training 2nd Tier: SFC 3- Young Buck SFC 4- Juggernaut SFC 5- Pipe Layer 3rd Tier: SFC 6- Hoe Slayer SFC 7- Master Hoe Slayer 4th Tier: SFC 8- Chief of Puss (only one person) SFC 9- Vice President of Operations (only one person) SFC 10- President of Operations (only one person) Below are additional duties: Food (steaks) and Beverage: Young Fawn Bone Tips and Advice: VP L’Italien Scams and Back-Up Stories: President P and VP L’Italien Taker for the Team: All members (if applicable) Briefing Writer: YB Ochoa Bitch Hitter, via Long Island Iced Tea: Juggernaut Chung Fall Guy: All Members (if applicable) Reasons and Excuses: VP L’Italien and YB Ochoa PT Monitor: President P (10:10 run time!) Plans and Events: President P SFC Force Structure Analyzer: VP L’Italien This is what I'm talking about. Funny stuff. And Mr. GM...I have seen no :skep: activity thus far.:scratch:

:D funny