Coma

I have seen this before but it still cracks me up... Coma A woman was in a coma and nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined; no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I guess she choked." :D

I have seen it before and it is still funny as hell to read it. Thanks. :D

:eek: Yea that is a good one! MEN!! :lol: :crazy:

definately and oldie but a goodie! :cool:

That was so bad I had to post it on my car club boards!

Doh, didn't see that one coming. No pun intended. :eek: :lols:

Doh, didn't see that one coming. No pun intended. :eek: :lols: :disapp: :disapp:

come on Matt, that was funny.

come on Matt, that was funny. I found it funny. :lol: :lol:

come on Matt, that was funny. alright alright..i'll give that one a 8 out of 10 :lol:

LMAO OMG!!!! I'll have to call my mom to tell her that one...Being an RN of 30 years, she'll get a kick out of it...LOL ~* ChaR *~ :D

One of the guys from my car forum responded with this: A hospital administrator and a wealth benefactor are on a tour of a hospital. They come across a room where the benefactor sees a man furiously jacking off. The benefactor gasps "What the hell is the meaning of this?!". The administrator tells him that the patient has a condition where he generates too much semen and if he doesnt do that 5 times a day, his balls will explode. The benefactor shrugs it off and they continue the tour. A short time later they come across where a young, buxom nurse is giving head to a patient. "THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!" shouts benefator. "Care to explain this?" he asks. "Same condition as the last guy you saw, but this patient has a better health plan." says the administrator.

One of the guys from my car forum responded with this: A hospital administrator and a wealth benefactor are on a tour of a hospital. They come across a room where the benefactor sees a man furiously jacking off. The benefactor gasps "What the hell is the meaning of this?!". The administrator tells him that the patient has a condition where he generates too much semen and if he doesnt do that 5 times a day, his balls will explode. The benefactor shrugs it off and they continue the tour. A short time later they come across where a young, buxom nurse is giving head to a patient. "THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!" shouts benefator. "Care to explain this?" he asks. "Same condition as the last guy you saw, but this patient has a better health plan." says the administrator. ROFLMAO!!!!! That was great!! :lol: ~* ChaR *~

One of the guys from my car forum responded with this: A hospital administrator and a wealth benefactor are on a tour of a hospital. They come across a room where the benefactor sees a man furiously jacking off. The benefactor gasps "What the hell is the meaning of this?!". The administrator tells him that the patient has a condition where he generates too much semen and if he doesnt do that 5 times a day, his balls will explode. The benefactor shrugs it off and they continue the tour. A short time later they come across where a young, buxom nurse is giving head to a patient. "THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!" shouts benefator. "Care to explain this?" he asks. "Same condition as the last guy you saw, but this patient has a better health plan." says the administrator. That was awsome. hehehehe I need to get better health care as well. :D

Hilarous...