The New "Posting Hole"... A TWF Tradition!

has he ever riden? I think but it was when he was younger tho. He told me he had one but never really expanded beyond that.

oh, you are so funny. :disapp: :yaewn: :nonod:

I think but it was when he was younger tho. He told me he had one but never really expanded beyond that. well just tell him you two can take the MSF together and be riding buddies...

oh, you are so funny. :disapp: :yaewn: :nonod: i know i know... "but looks aren't everything"

i know i know... "but looks aren't everything" you are a butt:bash:

you are a butt:bash: nuh uh. im a human:spam:

well just tell him you two can take the MSF together and be riding buddies... He doesnt want to...I told him he should but I dont think he wants to spend $250 on it. Im going to talk to him about it some more.

ewww....are you turning into a Hawaiian

He doesnt want to...I told him he should but I dont think he wants to spend $250 on it. Im going to talk to him about it some more. maybe you should :bash: and drag him there. :lol:

ewww....are you turning into a Hawaiian im going to hit you now...:skep:

nuh uh. im a human:spam: :lol: :lol:do you two ever stop? :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:do you two ever stop? :lol: :lol: only when wrestling, house and greys anatomy are on... and when we sleep

maybe you should :bash: and drag him there. :lol: Good idea! I might have to :lol:

Good idea! I might have to :lol: you gotte keep it hush hush though or else you may get the:dupe:

only when wrestling, house and greys anatomy are on... and when we sleep So thats what 10% of the time?:scratch:

So thats what 98% of the time?:scratch: ummmm... i guess. no math.

you gotte keep it hush hush though or else you may get the:dupe: Ive just got to talk to him about the bike first so wish me luck. :cheers:

Ive just got to talk to him about the bike first so wish me luck. :cheers: :luck: :whore:

:luck: :whore: speaking of :whore: im almost to 400!:yikes:

speaking of :whore: im almost to 400!:yikes: :whore: :cheers: :yikes: hooray im almost at 2000. we are both sooooo lcose...:bonk:

:whore: :cheers: :yikes: hooray im almost at 2000. we are both sooooo lcose...:bonk: shweet:dthumb: you know anything about the Honda F2's?

:willy: :willy: 400!!!!:willy: :willy:

where is everyone?:scratch:

Marko....

from the distance..... POLO

I think that I can hit 800 by the night

Yeah, just go jump start the game threads... the story one is valid for one line posts.

Yeah, just go jump start the game threads... the story one is valid for one line posts. Yeah as long as trip doesnt say "the end" in one of the known languages :disapp:

not in a game kinda mood...maybe i'll just post the this makes no sense pics in the newbie's threads..

Yeah as long as trip doesnt say "the end" in one of the known languages :disapp: Last time they just ignored him. Quote the person above him and continue the story. He's tried to end it three times now.

not in a game kinda mood...maybe i'll just post the this makes no sense pics in the newbie's threads.. That type of :whore: ing is against the rules and might get you in trouble. That is a privilage reserved for Gas.. It might be considered harrasing :noob:

i got it back, i got it back, i got it back :willy: :willy: :willy: :willy: :willy: :here: :here:

i missed her soooo much. :drool: :cheers: :whore:

well.... where's everybody at yo ?

I was searching for a thread. So Marital bliss is back... Jenni's not house bound, and you have your toy back?

I was searching for a thread. So Marital bliss is back... Jenni's not house bound, and you have your toy back? hells yeah. i missed her purring between my legs...:wink:

Good thing I know we're talking about a bike, or I'd think you were into beastiality...

Good thing I know we're talking about a bike, or I'd think you were into beastiality... either that or chix that pur...:skep: but yep i couldn't wait and i rode her back to work.

and you found a babysitter for Wednesday, so the wife can have lesson #1

and you found a babysitter for Wednesday, so the wife can have lesson #1 i think so. i hope so anyway

Well, if she wasnt' just putting on a happy face to fit in here, it sounds like she really wants to do this. Shouldn't be that hard, just remember stop at the first sign of frustration, don't wait until she's so frustrated or upset that she wants to quit.

Well, if she wasnt' just putting on a happy face to fit in here, it sounds like she really wants to do this. Shouldn't be that hard, just remember stop at the first sign of frustration, don't wait until she's so frustrated or upset that she wants to quit. oh i know. she is excited about starting. i cant wait to get her her own bike though

Ummm.. it's it "I can't wait to get MY new bike so we can both ride?" Since she's getting the 250?

Ummm.. it's it "I can't wait to get MY new bike so we can both ride?" Since she's getting the 250? well she wants a cruiser, so we may get her bike first then trade the 250 in.

Ewww... I ride with a friend with a cruiser... the accelleration sucks... and I don't like the handling either. But the key is for her to be comfortable so :dthumb: Cruisers are a bit cheaper, so that will work for you too.

Ewww... I ride with a friend with a cruiser... the accelleration sucks... and I don't like the handling either. But the key is for her to be comfortable so :dthumb: Cruisers are a bit cheaper, so that will work for you too. i just cant go into the dealership anymore because they have the bike i want just sittin there.

What is she looking at? Does she have a specific bike she likes, or does she just think she'll like a cruiser's style better?

What is she looking at? Does she have a specific bike she likes, or does she just think she'll like a cruiser's style better? she likes the honda shadow. not the new one but the couple year old model. but overall she just likes the cruisers better

to each their own. At least she wants to be upon2.

to each their own. At least she wants to be upon2. yeah. i cant wait, i need a riding buddy

Well, my allergies are driving me crazy tonight, and I'm not going to catch you, with you matching me post for post, and I'm NOT staying up until I hit 2000 tonight. So I think I'll log off and putz around the house and get ready for bed.

Well, my allergies are driving me crazy tonight, and I'm not going to catch you, with you matching me post for post, and I'm NOT staying up until I hit 2000 tonight. So I think I'll log off and putz around the house and get ready for bed. night night :sadwave:

g'night. :seeya:

18 till 2000

I'll chat to get you there.... but i won't ticlke your elmo... (sig joke)

awww, no tickle. oh well. i guess i can handle that

not much goin on here tonight..

nope, its a little empty

10 more

10 more when do you change from factory racer to something new??

and WTF is a privateer???

any relation to the Rocketeer?? wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sup guys

when do you change from factory racer to something new?? i have no idea. its in the FAQ though

and WTF is a privateer??? again i have no idea but im sure wikipedia can tell us

any relation to the Rocketeer?? wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gum fixes everything:lol:

sup guys ola 250

sup guys what up playa :whore:

4 more yo

im bored...... i miss my bike...

sorry gotta run... need to check on my fantasy football website for any new injury reports..

Whats goin on tonight guys.

50 to go to 16,000.:willy: My Internet was down all night Sunday. :cursin: That really hurt my :whore:ing.:cursin:

dang, thats alotta posts.

i'll be at 400 soon....Nice.

Ill hit my mark before I quit tonight.:tt: :whore:

yea not far to go :whore:

yea not far to go :whore: working on it! :whore:

Well Griffter finally got our bike back. So now he can quit crying over the fact that he could not ride for a few days.

Well Griffter finally got our bike back. So now he can quit crying over the fact that he could not ride for a few days. :willy: :here: :willy: :here: :whore:

I am sure that he has ben bragging all day. He is so spoiled.

I am sure that he has ben bragging all day. He is so spoiled. Haven't seen it yet but I'm just starting.:whistle:

He is usually on during theday at work where as I am usually on at night.

Yea I know all that but I've been riding with Drewpy and his family all weekend.

I can not wait to start riding...I get my first lesson on Wed...I am nervous but can't wait...definately excited

I can not wait to start riding...I get my first lesson on Wed...I am nervous but can't wait...definately excited You'll never be the same afterwards! and BAM!!!! 16,000 post! :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore:

You'll never be the same afterwards! and BAM!!!! 16,000 post! :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: Congrats to you. I am just trying to catch Griffter...hence the 100+ posts a day...After reading some of the threads about accidents, yeah, definately a little more nervous

You'll never be the same afterwards! and BAM!!!! 16,000 post! :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: That is huge. 16 bills. :clap:

Yea I know all that but I've been riding with Drewpy and his family all weekend. Drewps was in NC?

You'll never be the same afterwards! and BAM!!!! 16,000 post! :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Drewps was in NC? ya, he was talking about a week off to go to the Dragon I think.

Woah, 16000 like he said he was gonna do before he finished last night. Nice job. I'll be lucky to hit 1000 in a month, well maybe not. So is anyone up this early haha 10:51 am here not so early.

Ah well and so it begins, a new year of college, I hate my life haha.

Hmmm, guess not well you guys leave me no choice but to work.

O, that was 400. Nice

Ah well and so it begins, a new year of college, I hate my life haha. Wait till you have to work for a living.

Ah, dang i guess i gotta go take care of the showroom. Now i really do hate my job.

Wait till you have to work for a living. Haha, i do work for a living, pay for mt college, my bike, my car, my rent all of that man.

Haha, i do work for a living, pay for mt college, my bike, my car, my rent all of that man. I would love to go back to college.

What did you go for? Well its alright but i don live on campus or anything so its no so big. But maybe in a cpl years.

Communications/Journalism.

I'm really still undecided but i am getting all of the general sutff down while at a 2 yr school.

From there to a 4 yr so i can save money over going all 4 yrs at a major school.

hello everybody. do you guys have any grey poupon?

2 more!!!

Drewps was in NC? Him and his family came down to the Gap. Trip and I meet them Sunday and rode a wet Skyway (I was in the Subie):D They came my direction Monday and we had a great ride on some local roads around here. Then as usual got wet in the after noon. I may hay taken them a little further than they really wanted to go but we all enjoyed it.

Well i'm out to do some work. Later guys.

Well i'm out to do some work. Later guys. peace ooooout!

You'll never be the same afterwards! and BAM!!!! 16,000 post! :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: Him and his family came down to the Gap. Trip and I meet them Sunday and rode a wet Skyway (I was in the Subie):D They came my direction Monday and we had a great ride on some local roads around here. Then as usual got wet in the after noon. I may hay taken them a little further than they really wanted to go but we all enjoyed it. I'm suprised to see you on this morning Jeeps. I thought you'd let the 16,000 percolate a while. Congrats :whore: :cheers:

From there to a 4 yr so i can save money over going all 4 yrs at a major school. 4 year schools are fun.:beer:

I'm suprised to see you on this morning Jeeps. I thought you'd let the 16,000 percolate a while. Congrats :whore: :cheers: C A N T S T O P P O S T W H O R E I N G :help:

C A N T S T O P P O S T W H O R E I N G :help: the mark of a true http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/postwhore2.gif

i strive to be like you guys :bowdown:

i strive to be like you guys :bowdown: Maybe one day! :tt:

i strive to be like you guys :bowdown: Dedication.

you forgot the one key ingredient...

spare time, lots of spare time

Sorry, the only thing I can think of that is guaranteed to distract a man from :whore: :cens:, but you're about 10 hours away, so I can't help. :sorry:

dirty little girl :disapp:

Sorry, the only thing I can think of that is guaranteed to distract a man from :whore: :cens:, but you're about 10 hours away, so I can't help. :sorry: :disapp: :hug:

:disapp: Whats this for? That I went there :skep: , or that I won't come down and see you? :scratch:

Sorry, the only thing I can think of that is guaranteed to distract a man from :whore: :cens:, but you're about 10 hours away, so I can't help. :sorry: Im about 10 min. away!! :wink:

Im about 10 min. away!! :wink: :lol:

Im about 10 min. away!! :wink: no begging:tt:

Haven't hit this up yet. :whore:

this place is so slow today. whats up with that?

idk, but i'm about to pass Graffix

that will put me in the top 15:dthumb: :whore: :twfrox:

that will put me in the top 15:dthumb: :whore: :twfrox: How do you know what your place is?

i wonder what number i am now

no begging:tt: No begging, just stating a point. I have already met her in person and she will tell you , there was no begging involved. The ball is in her court if she want to do anything :wink:

woo hoo m in the top 20. about time

No begging, just stating a point. I have already met her in person and she will tell you , there was no begging involved. The ball is in her court if she want to do anything :wink: :sorry: I beleive I clearly stated in Tater's Cheater Thread that I'm not into relationships with married men. :readng: If you ever get divorced, give me a call.

woo hoo m in the top 20. about time Yeah, we both blew by Ace this weekend. I'll hit 2000 before I go to bed tonight.

:sorry: I beleive I clearly stated in Tater's Cheater Thread that I'm not into relationships with married men. :readng: If you ever get divorced, give me a call. I know that, thats why I said, no begging was involved. :wink:

Yeah, we both blew by Ace this weekend. I'll hit 2000 before I go to bed tonight. i may try to hit 2100 today. its been really slow the past few days.

woo hoo m in the top 20. about time Heck, you'll cruise past me in a day or two. With missing 4 days last week and taking off all next week I'm going to be really behind.

it's hard to get back in the groove of things when gong for a few days, you feel out of every conversation going on

this one ties me with graffix

thank goodness there are like 3 people right here or I wouldn't stay in the top 15 once griffter and JP fly past me.

:woo:5-post mini-streak

Heck, you'll cruise past me in a day or two. With missing 4 days last week and taking off all next week I'm going to be really behind. well i am off the next three days so you may increase your lead

this one ties me with graffix How do how many posts peoplel have made. Do you really have that much time, you can look at everyones profile?

How do how many posts peoplel have made. Do you really have that much time, you can look at everyones profile? click on "member list" up above then sort by posts instead of name

How do how many posts peoplel have made. Do you really have that much time, you can look at everyones profile? or click here http://www.twowheelforum.com/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30

well i am off the next three days so you may increase your lead I'll see what I can do. I'm off all next week to stay home with the wife and baby but I plan on some relaxation time riding and :whore: 'ing.

ill do all that but the :whore: ing. in fact tomorrow i start teaching the wife to ride

cute baby

ill do all that but the :whore: ing. in fact tomorrow i start teaching the wife to ride you're lucky, my wife has ZERO desire to learn to ride:nonod: :luck:

cute baby thanks, wish I could say I had something to do with it:lol:

Nice i'm probabaly bringing up the rear compared to you ladies and gents. Whats this like 405?

Im in the top 80 now! I know pathetic but gotta start somewhere. :wink:

that is one cute kid you have there, congrats.

you're lucky, my wife has ZERO desire to learn to ride:nonod: :luck: For some reason i couldnt handle my g/f ridin. I would be to worried all of the time.

that is one cute kid you have there, congrats. :iagree: thanks

you're lucky, my wife has ZERO desire to learn to ride:nonod: :luck: that sux

2.5 hrs of work left, dang it.

Sometimes i just wanna walk out. Not tell anyone and just be gone.

2.5 hrs of work left, dang it. lucky i got 8 left

yea well i'm doin it, watch me.

lucky i got 8 left work nights or are you that far off of indiana time?

Sometimes i just wanna walk out. Not tell anyone and just be gone. i'm going to do exactly that in 43 minutes:leaving:

work nights or are you that far off of indiana time? im that far off indiana

im that far off indiana O, well thats cool i guess..... FATBURG... 43 mins? Nice power to ya

Alright well i'm off to do some more work. Catch up later

im being to productive here at work so i decided to take a break.

i may do some work today

:bash: school starts tomorrow... dangit... luckily i dont have a single class till noon

i may do some work today about time :lol:

:skep: i thought you were gonna shower

:skep: i thought you were gonna shower I said I was gonna eat first

whats up guys and gals?

I said I was gonna eat first oh. im watching The Rock vs Stone Cold from Wrestlemania 17 no DQs

whats up guys and gals? whaddup playa

whaddup playa just woke up from a afternoon snooze :yaewn:

just woke up from a afternoon snooze :yaewn: your life seems so difficult...:leaving:

your life seems so difficult...:leaving: yeah, ive got it easy got to scholl at 6 get off at 12:00. I'm supposed to be working but "im looking for a job". idk why they havent kicked me out of the class yet :scratch:

school @ 6? my life is more like school from 12 to 6 not 6 to 12. i'd much rather wake up at 11AM then 5 AM

oh. im watching The Rock vs Stone Cold from Wrestlemania 17 no DQs ok...what's ur point:lol:

try work from 530 to 530

ok...what's ur point:lol: its hard work to be this entertained

try work from 530 to 530 awww...poor baby...you act like ur the only one who has

haha college life rules. drink till 4, wake up at 11 go to class for a couple hours, lather rinse repeat.

haha college life rules. drink till 4, wake up at 11 go to class for a couple hours, lather rinse repeat. :disapp:

school @ 6? my life is more like school from 12 to 6 not 6 to 12. i'd much rather wake up at 11AM then 5 AM :iagree: i dont have a choice tho.

silly people in the "real world"

:lol:

only problem my apartment is not in an area where i would park my bike. :bash: I'm going into withdrawal. maybe i should go play motogp

aight im off to look at bikes :leaving: later

:lol: Ok, I am going now

aight im off to look at bikes :leaving: later enjoy yourself.

anyone here...... great another hour and half of work..... so bored....

im here

Damn, how many posts do you guys have in here? :crazy:

a couple

Holy crap, I leave for an hour to go to a meeting and there are 5000 new posts since I left! :readng:

sup DLIT, im too lazy to go look at your thread but wu happened about the accidents?

Holy crap, I leave for an hour to go to a meeting and there are 5000 new posts since I left! :readng: we do what we do

Thats some serious :whore: ing

sup DLIT, im too lazy to go look at your thread but wu happened about the accidents? The one guy in unifrom was a Tech Sergeant (E-6). A wife a three kids left behind. he was cut off by a truck. i think it was a semi too.

The one guy in unifrom was a Tech Sergeant (E-6). A wife a three kids left behind. he was cut off by a truck. i think it was a semi too. That sux man. Hope the military takes care of his family.

did you know em, dlit? how many people think i have too many guns in my avatar+sig how many ppl think theres no such thing as too many guns

did you know em, dlit? how many people think i have too many guns in my avatar+sig how many ppl think theres no such thing as too many guns Depends on the situation. Sometimes one is too many, and sometimes zero is not enough!

how many ppl think theres no such thing as too many guns me me me me

if you were really paranoid about keeping your bike somewhere whats the best you could do to secure it? I'm thinking a cover, a huge chain, + some kind of alarm.

i wonder if i can get my insurance guy to add just theft coverage

i wonder if i can get my insurance guy to add just theft coverage Isnt that called comprehensive?

maybe i'll park it just under my window (I'm on the fourth floor) and then get a camera to watch it and an airsoft rifle too.

Isnt that called comprehensive? yeah theres comprehensive and collision. I know that full coverage was around 450 dollars. I dont want collision tho. I need to look into that sumtime.

Griff.. don't forget about Fantasy Football...

actually all my roommates have a ****load of airsoft guns so any thief would be f*cked. :lol: i can just imagine us all hanging out of our windows shooting the crap out of the guy below. man i am paranoid

:willy:

yeah theres comprehensive and collision. I know that full coverage was around 450 dollars. I dont want collision tho. I need to look into that sumtime. Comp is just $8/mo when Im not riding during the winter.

Comp is just $8/mo when Im not riding during the winter. yeah but i'm 18. i never understood this. if i get comp and it gets stolen how do they pay me back? bluebook value?

yeah but i'm 18. i never understood this. if i get comp and it gets stolen how do they pay me back? bluebook value? Yes blue book value, minus your detuctable.

email sent to insurance agent.

that's the catch. It's usually local replacement value. But in order to replace your bike as modded, you have to list the mods. Any performance enhancing mods, increase your insurance costs... When My insurance company asked me if it was a stock bike or Modded, I said stock.. So replacement value is less, but they don't charge me for a custom bike that I'm going to ride hard either.

i guess if its only a hundred bux more i'd go for it so i could bring my bike to campus w/o worries. otherwise i'll just wait till next year when i'll hopefully be living somewhere with a parking garage or something.

poop

sorry for thabove. im a little bored.

35 more minutes

why am i so bored. i think i need to go riding.

Yes take the long way home... riding fixes everything.

Yes take the long way home... riding fixes everything. anyway home here is the long way home.

anyone good with php/html/javascript?

here is what my agent said: (dont know why he emails in all caps sheesh) OUR MOTORCYCLE POLICIES ARE A PACKAGE POLICY AND IF YOU WANT COMPREHENSIVE COVERAGE YOU MUST HAVE COLLISION ALSO. YOU CAN'T HAVE COMPREHENSIVE ONLY. YOUR CURRENT ANNUAL PREMIUM IS $175.70 ADDING THE COMPREHENSIVE AND COLLISION WITH THE FOLLOWING DEDUCTIBLES WOULD MAKE YOUR ANNUAL PREMIUM: $100 DEDUCTIBLE FOR COMPREHENSIVE AND COLLISION WOULD RUN $477.10 A YEAR $250 " $422.50 $500 " $345.80 $1,000 " $277.20 keep in mind this bike was bought new for around 3000 in april

anyone good with php/html/javascript? :sorry:

Yes take the long way home... riding fixes everything. Yep, Im about to go do that right now. Nothin like a good ride after work.

Yep, Im about to go do that right now. Nothin like a good ride after work. :iagree:

Im leaving, see ya!

Im leaving, see ya! bye bye

where'd all the peeps go?

wow i have a lot of posts in this thread 333

Just passed 9800!

i wonder how many i have

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have You been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over here I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Michigan, the most glorious place on earth. You'll notice that it is made in the fashion of my hand, the Hand of God. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from Michigan are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, " What about balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around them in Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin and Canada."

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh!t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have You been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over here I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Michigan, the most glorious place on earth. You'll notice that it is made in the fashion of my hand, the Hand of God. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from Michigan are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, " What about balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around them in Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin and Canada." :lol: funny, but i like mythology so...

:cheers: :beer2: :buds: :beer: :clap: :nana: :nana: :whore: :twfrox: :smash: 2,000 Yes, finally 2000 posts. Thank-you for the help my fellow :whore:

congrats. about time yo

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh!t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top :lol: :lol: :lol: guess thats life

just found out my uncle had a heart attack today... bummer:nonod:

just found out my uncle had a heart attack today... bummer:nonod: sorry to hear that dude, is he alright?

just found out my uncle had a heart attack today... bummer:nonod: dang thats not cool man, hope hes alright

just found out my uncle had a heart attack today... bummer:nonod: Keep us updated.

apparently it was mild, he was at work and they got him to the hospital pretty fast. they did an angioplasty or whatever within a couple hours. hes recovering now, i guess everything is okay.

apparently it was mild, he was at work and they got him to the hospital pretty fast. they did an angioplasty or whatever within a couple hours. hes recovering now, i guess everything is okay. well thats good news. my dad died from one so i know how bad they can suck

This hole's getting deep.

A fraction of what Gas wants us to dig... He said he'd close this one when the REPLIES matched his number of posts at the time.

only about 21,500 to go...lets get to it.