The New "Posting Hole"... A TWF Tradition!

wherever it doesnt have to be meaningful posts

aww fine...

i may be able to do this with legit posts too

:whore:

no i meant i want to. i cant leave for another 10 hours

since gas man is the :whore: can I be the rep whore... I promise my loyal subjects that I will hunt and help with serious questions in order to earn the rep... just kidding i was using that to add one more post..... ha ha ha post whore sneak attack...............................:whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore:

:whore: :whore:

i have a lovely bunch of coconuts

Sneak Attack?!!? No!!!!!!

GIRLS........ ALL I REALLY NEED IS GIRLS..... you guys heard that song? :whore:

:whore: special forces

i have a lovely bunch of coconuts don't hate me because im whoring:whore: :whore: :whore:

is it me or is it sad that the only work antonio banderas can get is as the nasonex bee

tater are you still posting jokes? that thread was a good waste of at least 20 mins of my life

is it me or is it sad that the only work antonio banderas can get is as the nasonex bee ?????????????????????????? missed that one

mmm.... selma hayek... *drools*

now are there ranks in the :whore: world? post hooker post slut post trick and... :whore:

tater are you still posting jokes? that thread was a good waste of at least 20 mins of my life I'll put some more up tomorrow... i have typers cramp for the others...

is he seriously the bee?

mmm.... selma hayek... *drools* rookie. you dont type drool you use the :drool:

is he seriously the bee? yep. i think its funny.

typers cramp?? you gotta be kidding me you didnt actually type those up did you?

selma....................... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i wanna ride in a fire truck and ring the bell

aww my bad on the :drool: selma hayek, catherine bell and catherine zeta jones... mmmmmmmmmm :drool:

typers cramp?? you gotta be kidding me you didnt actually type those up did you? half of them.... some were cu and paste from previous e-mails from friends

there all sexy in the same way

I'll put some more up tomorrow... i have typers cramp for the others... he really means he has carple tunnel from his "other" online activities

not your jokes, the women

Lollerskates!!!! Lollersaurusrex!!! wait theres an all caps filter on this forum?! DAMN!

I have a few other jokes but some are racist and the others are too inappropriate to post here... some haveto do with pedofiles and others are just too racist...

I have a few other jokes but some are racist and the others are too inappropriate to post here... some haveto do with pedofiles and others are just too racist... yeah i could see how some of your jokes would be offensive but ppl should take them lightly. its all good if you make fun of me cuz im a jihad.. my airforce buddy calls me that.

I have a few other jokes but some are racist and the others are too inappropriate to post here... some haveto do with pedofiles and others are just too racist... dont wanna cross the line, you may loose access to the homepage...:skep:

soooomewheeeeeere, over the rainbooooooow,

speaking of :drool: http://www.twowheelforum.com/contests/2wt/raerr/raerr2.jpg :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore:

dont wanna cross the line, you may loose access to the homepage...:skep: I hear you on that one.... i would have to start post whoring on strange forums.... :whore:

i dont wanna go to school mommy.... i wanna stay home and bake cookies with you

soooomewheeeeeere, over the rainbooooooow, Way up high, There's a land that I heard of....

yea that bike is hot..... cough cough and Rae looks lovely too..

i dont wanna go to school mommy.... i wanna stay home and bake cookies with you anyone ever see Space Jam

speaking of :drool: http://www.twowheelforum.com/contests/2wt/raerr/raerr2.jpg :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

I hear you on that one.... i would have to start post whoring on strange forums.... :whore: my daddy told me never to post to stranger....:angelhap: :whore:

anyone ever see Space Jam back in the day..............

anyone ever see Space Jam who hasn't?

yeah that movie was teh bomb!!! back in the day? how old are you?

my daddy told me never to post to stranger....:angelhap: :whore: shut up and get in the van for some free candy..... strangers are good.. come help me find my lost puppy... hurry your mom is hurt and I have to drive you to the hospital to see her...

hmm... i should change my sig its getting stale

shut up and get in the van for some free candy..... strangers are good.. come help me find my lost puppy... hurry your mom is hurt and I have to drive you to the hospital to see her... wow you sound like you've practiced that...:skep:

now that the large pics are posted I have to scroll right to quote anyone in my posts.... slowing down my :whore: efforts... but it is a small price to pay for beauty..

are we on page 41 yet...

shut up and get in the van for some free candy..... strangers are good.. come help me find my lost puppy... hurry your mom is hurt and I have to drive you to the hospital to see her... :nkick: :sb: :bslap:

now that the large pics are posted I have to scroll right to quote anyone in my posts.... slowing down my :whore: efforts... but it is a small price to pay for beauty.. *put hands together like Mr. Burns* Excellent.... my plan is working...

haha the last post on page 40 was "are we on page 41 yet"... thats when you know you are in a :whore: thread

are we on page 41 yet... we are now

wow you sound like you've practiced that...:skep: nope I actually did plan some speakers at my daughter's kindergarden class about stranger safety.... but i did remove the insde door handles so my dates couldn't jump out on dates in high school

poopcicle

i have an orange butter fly steak :crazy:

nope I actually did plan some speakers at my daughter's kindergarden class about stranger safety.... but i did remove the insde door handles so my dates couldn't jump out on dates in high school thats kinda creepy man.... :skep: identify this movie: http://october.feadin.it/news/archives/boondocksaints-thumb.jpg

*put hands together like Mr. Burns* Excellent.... my plan is working... drats foiled again...... and i would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for you meddeling kids....

waaaiter, im in my soup

drats foiled again...... and i would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for you meddeling kids.... so you're the man in the mask

boondock saints..... best movie ever... i have a similar pic as a backup avater.... coming soon...

do you eat chicken noodle poop?

boondock saints..... best movie ever... i have a similar pic as a backup avater.... coming soon... :iagree: :withstupi that movie is the shiznit

and shephards we will be...

yep it was pretty good... have you seen http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b1/Snatch_Movie_Poster.jpg/230px-Snatch_Movie_Poster.jpg

for thee my lord for thee

power hath descended forth from thy hand

one of my friends memorized the entire prayer they say in boondock saints

for our feet to swiftly carry out thy command

and shephards we will be... The Family Prayer "And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

so we shall flow a river forth to thee

aww beat me 2 it...

have u guys seen snatch, its similar in style and recently i saw "layer cake" it was alright...

The Family Prayer "And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti." sequel is due out soon...........

and teeming with souls shall it ever be

have u guys seen snatch, its similar in style and recently i saw "layer cake" it was alright... yeah i liked it

have u guys seen snatch, its similar in style and recently i saw "layer cake" it was alright... that's a rather personal question..

sequel is due out soon........... it was supposed to be out last summer

that's a rather personal question.. what? im stupid i dont get it :skep:

go go gatdget post whore :whore:

what? im stupid i dont get it :skep: seen snatch?

what? im stupid i dont get it :skep: you asked if he's seen snatch... get it

i gotta be up for work in ike 3 hours............

so what number was i shooting for

:whore: :whore:

:whore: :whore: :whore:

I need to find a ron white avatar that is the right size... rep to anyone who can send me one..

i think i just got my 30

840?????????

I need to find a ron white avatar that is the right size... rep to anyone who can send me one.. try his myspace site

page 43???????

ah forgot about that... geezzz you guys have your minds in the gutter lol yeah i should go to bed... the girl in layer cake is so hottt http://www.exclaim.ca/images/layer_cake.jpg thats the only pic i can find.. :disapp:

I need to find a ron white avatar that is the right size... rep to anyone who can send me one.. or do an image search in yahoo for him and instead of clicking the pics save them in the thumbnail form

myspace is the devil............ just kidding not too bad.. can be adictive like crack to the weak

ah forgot about that... geezzz you guys have your minds in the gutter lol yeah i should go to bed... the girl in layer cake is so hottt http://www.exclaim.ca/images/layer_cake.jpg id do her

or do an image search in yahoo for him and instead of clicking the pics save them in the thumbnail form always have trouble resizing to the correct size.. not very comp. literate

okay guys its been fun :whore: ing, gnite

guess i have to see that movie after all.... maybe i'll call in tomorrow nad watch it.. then i can post whore all night

eh i'll make one for you tater

okay guys its been fun :whore: ing, gnite me too....................

myspace is the devil............ just kidding not too bad.. can be adictive like crack to the weak oh i deleted my account months ago, but before, i had ron white on my buddy list

psych! :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore:

okay guys its been fun :whore: ing, gnite peace out

i sure wish i had the homepage to browse with

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f58/crazyclown1337/012506ronwhite2.jpg that took all of 2 mins

oh i deleted my account months ago, but before, i had ron white on my buddy list I wonder if he is on a forum somewhere talking about being on a guy named Grifter911's buddy list???? lol

i just can't stop posting

I wonder if he is on a forum somewhere talking about being on a guy named Grifter911's buddy list???? lol well duh, of course he is. everyone would be privelidged to be on my buddy list

http://www.mlcsmith.com/games/halo/master_chief_parking_only.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f58/crazyclown1337/012506ronwhite2.jpg that took all of 2 mins rep for you... does the rep system give you more points if the person repping you has high rep points... that is how it was on my old honda forum... I had like 480 rep points and when i gave others rep it would bump them up 40 points but others said that everyone else who gave rep only added 1 or 5 rep points..

http://www.mlcsmith.com/games/halo/master_chief_parking_only.jpg "Master Chief!!! Ooh Rah!!!

thats his myspace pic too

GI jane.... :drool: demi moore

$20 says some newbie squid will ask if i'm really ron white sometime

i have a bulldog named sluggo...

am i all alone now.... mommy i'm scared.....

goodnight principle skinner... goodnight supernintendo chalmers...

YAY!! i think im gonna change my avatar now

i change my avatar and everyone goes bye bye

soooo, are you like really ron white?

i change my avatar and everyone goes bye bye its just soooo scary

what are you thinking of.... i had that joker one for a while.. i used joker as a "handle" for a long time in the past.... also had a pic of private joker from full metal jacket for a while too...

eh... this ones a bit boring..

soooo, are you like really ron white? yep,.......... i mean nope......... squid.............j/k :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore:

i had grifter from wild cats as mine for a bit. bt not enough people have read the wild cats comix

i may hit 1300 before 2100 tonight

avaters are tough to change.. I get used to seeing one and I don't even look at the name anymore... like if gasman changed his guage i think it would mess me up.... I may mistake him for a :whore: and not king of all :whore: s

more power to you... rock out with your cock out hang out with your wang out

avaters are tough to change.. I get used to seeing one and I don't even look at the name anymore... like if gasman changed his guage i think it would mess me up.... I may mistake him for a :whore: and not king of all :whore: s too true. i am still looking for "the" avatar. it just hasn't shown up yet.

tuesday...

tuesday... :scratch:

there we go... btw tater i hope you copied that pic to your comp cuz if you didnt i could change your avatar to a giant dick in seconds :lol: i posted pics of my bike on face book or something, and one of my friends linked the image in his AIM profile with the link saying "mine" so i changed it to a pic of a penis pump

its what i post when my mind goes blank.............

there we go... btw tater i hope you copied that pic to your comp cuz if you didnt i could change your avatar to a giant dick in seconds :lol: do it do it

its what i post when my mind goes blank............. i like to just stop and say... lick-a-boo-chicken-pock

there we go... btw tater i hope you copied that pic to your comp cuz if you didnt i could change your avatar to a giant dick in seconds that's the same avatar i used for a year on my old honda forum but my version was sized wrong and couldn't be used... i also had the prayer as my sig... you would be surprized how many people would ask what that pic is of... ps why are whe gonna need rope?

that's the same avatar i used for a year on my old honda forum but my version was sized wrong and couldn't be used... i also had the prayer as my sig... you would be surprized how many people would ask what that pic is of... ps why are whe gonna need rope? charley bronson always has rope

okay i'd really love to stay but hafta get up in 6 hours for work... peace...

:lol: do it do it saved it to my pictures file and then hit change avatar and browsed my pics and it came up... why does he have it rigged to change if you link directly to his site??

okay i'd really love to stay but hafta get up in 6 hours for work... peace... thats what we all say...

saved it to my pictures file and then hit change avatar and browsed my pics and it came up... why does he have it rigged to change if you link directly to his site?? probably change the picture that is attatched to the link

your asking me about the rope... what about the knife rambo.... I still think they should have taken the m60 on the tripod.... the white guy said.... i'll have a coke!

echoooooooooo

your asking me about the rope... what about the knife rambo.... I still think they should have taken the m60 on the tripod.... the white guy said.... i'll have a coke! ...tell me another

bueler...bueler...bueler.....

so are we gonna sit here all night and quote boondock saints?

...tell me another :omg:

bueler...bueler...bueler..... i heard he was sick...

:omg: hey f@#! a$$ get me a beer

you brought a revolver? thats six bullits... what were you going to do laugh the rest to dath?? guess so.... unless you kavea new topic....

over 900 post served

act like a tree and get the F#ck outa here...

just pour the drink you F-'in fairy

act like a tree and get the F#ck outa here... people who live in glass houses sink ships

lol..... man i wish we could meet up for a beer and talk boondocks for a while but i think it's too long of a ride from MA across teh us and the pacific...

lol..... man i wish we could meet up for a beer and talk boondocks for a while but i think it's too long of a ride from MA across teh us and the pacific... naw, its just around the block

i gotta go nite nite gotta be up in 2 hrs 20 min... i'll leave you to hang with the other 5 people logged on... i bet they just fell asleep at the key board... i would never do thatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

i do what i do

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Hey I'm trying to post some pictures and this is what I keeping getting. "34.jpg ( exceeds your limit of daily uploads), 100_0807.JPG ( exceeds your limit of daily uploads), 38.jpg ( exceeds your limit of daily uploads), 45.JPG ( exceeds your limit of daily uploads), 26.jpg ( exceeds your limit of daily uploads), 39.jpg ( exceeds your limit of daily uploads), 32.JPG ( exceeds your limit of daily uploads), 18.jpg ( exceeds your limit of daily uploads), 43.jpg ( exceeds your limit of daily uploads) "

there seems to be some problems lately

This thread is alot like the puppy who lost his way...

:scratch: all this lost its way stuff... just :whore:

Checkin in, hoes!

i got hoes, in different area codes

i got hoes, in different area codes http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/Bullsht2.gif...unless you can prove it.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/Bullsht2.gif...unless you can prove it. well, i can't because all i got is one i married her. but she isn't a hoe

DLIT did we post enough last nite for ya? we had a real :whore: fest...

well, i can't because all i got is one i married her. but she isn't a hoe Don't lie to us then. We have been cheated by the Grift.:disapp:

Don't lie to us then. We have been cheated by the Grift.:disapp: well i dont have hoes, but i do have hose. is that good enough?

haha married life go from multiple hoes to multiple hoses

well i dont have hoes, but i do have hose. is that good enough? I'll allow it.

I'll allow it. yay, that makes me giggle on the insode...:bash:

DLIT did we post enough last nite for ya? we had a real :whore: fest... Holy sh*t! We're almost at a G now.

haha married life go from multiple hoes to multiple hoses Ojnly one vagina for the rest of your life!

Holy sh*t! We're almost at a G now. we do what we do

Ojnly one vagina for the rest of your life! it works for me.

yay, that makes me giggle on the insode...:bash: http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/gayfight2.gif I know you can't see that Grift...use your imagination based on that comment.

Ojnly one vagina for the rest of your life! :yikes:

Slow tonight, Marko? usually there's 3 pages of sh8t with your name on it.

Slow tonight, Marko? usually there's 3 pages of sh8t with your name on it. Yeah I got sent an hour away to shoot a fire. Just got back a little while ago. I hate when I have to do real work.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/gayfight2.gif I know you can't see that Grift...use your imagination based on that comment. it was an illustrated gay joke wasn't it. :cry: i have a purple moose hat:crazy:

it was an illustrated gay joke wasn't it. :cry: i have a purple moose hat:crazy: Yes it was.

Yeah I got sent an hour away to shoot a fire. Just got back a little while ago. I hate when I have to do real work. those bastards :skep:

it was an illustrated gay joke wasn't it. :cry: i have a purple moose hat:crazy: It was the best one I've ever seen.

It was the best one I've ever seen. ill see it laters

those bastards :skep: Damn PTB's.:nonod:

i can turn on all the lights in my house

:whore:

:whore: :whore:

how many posts do you guys have in here so far?

how many posts do you guys have in here so far? Not as many as you and Grif thats for sure.

well i try to leave my mark on the world and spread the :whore: love amongst all of you.

Not as many as you and Grif thats for sure. Find out...

None of you answered my question.

did you just order morko around? :yikes:

I got 144 in here.

i got a billion

Hey who did Boston just get swept by:scratch:

Hey who did Boston just get swept by:scratch: We deserve that...ass hole.

Hey who did Boston just get swept by:scratch: swept, i thought they won yesterday?

how many posts do you guys have in here so far? 36 beotch.

swept, i thought they won yesterday? The did, and the night before, and the night before that:whistle:

how many posts do you guys have in here so far? 104:dthumb:

The did, and the night before, and the night before that:whistle: Yup. BTW, what's your record?? I don't need to know.

104:dthumb: Coinsidence(sp)...probably.

We deserve that...ass hole. :lol: that make 41 wins on the season, we're threatening to climb out of last.

Hey who did Boston just get swept by:scratch: That F*ckin hurts. They've lost 7 outta the last 10.

the beginning of the world fell out of the kitchen

Coinsidence(sp)...probably. fate:lol:

That F*ckin hurts. They've lost 7 outta the last 10. add insult to injury here, that is our FIRST sweep of the season.:here:

pats o tonight baby woohooooo:cheers:

Boo Creepy foot doctor hooray BEER!

BTW...that was the first time the Royals have swept the Sox in 10 F'n years.:nonod:

ah who care. you know whats goin on now... FOOTBALL

BTW...that was the first time the Royals have swept the Sox in 10 F'n years.:nonod: We're just a sad sad ball team:nonod:

ah who care. you know whats goin on now... FOOTBALL :woo: atleast we have a solid football team....wait:scratch: ....no we don't:leaving:

20 pages in 1 day... :nonod:

:woo: atleast we have a solid football team....wait:scratch: ....no we don't:leaving: you guys have a football team?:scratch:

you guys have a football team?:scratch: The chefs.

you guys have a football team?:scratch: that's the rumor

20 pages in 1 day... :nonod: you know you're proud as hell

20 pages in 1 day... :nonod: ya...slow day huh

that's the rumor it has something to do with indians or arrows or something like that right?

lol dont you old guys have work to go to or something?!?! :lol:

thats why i love the saints. we may be horrible, but we're the best at bein horrible :whore:

Fat...you got LJ courtesy of my Nittany Lions.

lol dont you old guys have work to go to or something?!?! :lol: :scratch: I am at work:lol:

thats why i love the saints. we may be horrible, but we're the best at bein horrible :whore: that's true, they do it in style.

well peeps, im out. gotta go home a get some rest.

ah who care. you know whats goin on now... FOOTBALL Still baseball season, buddy.

well peeps, im out. gotta go home a get some rest. dont' forget to post in the last post of the day thread:lol:

Still baseball season, buddy. actually I am kind of looking forward to football season...the Highschool season that is:dthumb: I don't miss a game.

:scratch: I am at work:lol: :lol: I am at work too... I just got up and im sitting in my PJs...

Hell yah....Friday Nite Football here I come. OT baby.

what happens to your name after 400 posts? anything?

what happens to your name after 400 posts? anything? Newbie 0 Squidly 30 Chicken Strip 60 Rookie 100 Tank Slapper 175 Knee Dragger 300 Sportbike Junkie 500 Privateer 750 Factory Racer 1000 TWF Champion 3000 TWF Board Of Directors 5000

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS are easily the best football team out there this year:neen: :neen: ....besides maybe carolina i still love the falcons tho...not cause of #7....i like kieth brooking a lot :leaving:

aww man i still got another 100 to go...

Newbie 0 Squidly 30 Chicken Strip 60 Rookie 100 Tank Slapper 175 Knee Dragger 300 Sportbike Junkie 500 Privateer 750 Factory Racer 1000 TWF Champion 3000 TWF Board Of Directors 5000 I wanna be called the board of directors.

Hell yah....Friday Nite Football here I come. OT baby. where it all starts:dthumb:

I wanna be called the board of directors. I like the first 1k club...kind of distinquishes us

Newbie 0 Squidly 30 Chicken Strip 60 Rookie 100 Tank Slapper 175 Knee Dragger 300 Sportbike Junkie 500 Privateer 750 Factory Racer 1000 TWF Champion 3000 TWF Board Of Directors 5000 I've seen some guys with 20 or so posts and a Rookie title?:wtf:

I've seen some guys with 20 or so posts and a Rookie title?:wtf: someone's bitter:cry:

I've seen some guys with 20 or so posts and a Rookie title?:wtf: Prove it.

Prove it. :iagree: :tt:

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It's gonna be cool as hell seeing old highlights of Papi and Manny knocking 'em out of the park when i'm old and sitting in my rocking chair puffin on a bowl.