The Story Thread

Since theres all those other game posts out there... I saw this somewhere else a while back so I thought I'd try it out here. Basically its like multiple people writing one story. Example: 1st poster:Jack an Jill 2nd poster: fell down the hill. It doesnt have to make sense tho. And nothing too gruesome either :lol:. Lets see how far this goes. I'll start: Once upon a time...

...in a galaxy far far away....

...hot dogs ruled the world...

...hot dogs ruled the world... However secretly the Hamburgers were amassing a small army of rebel soldiers to try to overthrow the evil hotdog rulers!!!

However secretly the Hamburgers were amassing a small army of rebel soldiers to try to overthrow the evil hotdog rulers!!! Unfortunatly the only weapon they could come up with was the smell from between thier buns.:yikes:

The End

The End (Trip your no fun......:lol: ) Just when you thougt it was over, the smell of pickles turned into a beef patty.

(Trip your no fun......:lol: ) Just when you thougt it was over, the smell of pickles turned into a beef patty. The patty became the leader of the hamburgers and vowed to destroy the hotdogs.

But they needed more power, an alliance,

But they needed more power, an alliance, So they contacted the Chicken Breast Brotherhood because they knew they were developing a new weapon... the Gas Grill Ray of Death...

But the chicken Breast Brotherhood decided to roost on the fence for the upcomming battle.

But the chicken Breast Brotherhood decided to roost on the fence for the upcomming battle. but they did however send in one of there best men for the battle...Colonel McNugget...

but they did however send in one of there best men for the battle...Colonel McNugget... McNugget was a Breaded Beret, who was also an accomplished sniper. However, the rebels were planning on using McNugget as a...

a diversion, for while having a storied past, McNugget was in the middle of an identiy crisis... was he Spicy, or Tender...

...he couldn't decide. But he knew the rebels would back him either way. Preparing himself for battle he grabbed his...

Dipping sauce, and headed out to conspire with the hamburgers.

Dipping sauce, and headed out to conspire with the hamburgers. Dipping sauce in hand, he headed over to where the Hamburgers where setting up camp. As he climbed the hill he came up with a game plan. However, upon reaching the crest of the hill he noticed the hamburger camp had been ambushed.

Everybody was slaughtered, not a pickle or tomato slice left un profaned.

Ketchup and Mayo was everywhere. Somehow, mustard appeared to be intact.

Ketchup and Mayo was everywhere. Somehow, mustard appeared to be intact. crying in disbelief. mustard spoke of horrific actions and explained that he was left to tell the story and warn the rest of...

the Veggie Burgers

The veggie burgers were not worried. They are a ruthless bunch who can't worry about death, because it comes to them every few days. As long as their gardens were kept up, there would be no defeating them.

However, it has been several days since the garden had seen any water. Their defenses were comprimised. They had to come up with a Plan B.

Plan B? Call in the crackhead strippers.

:willy: Chaos.. the hotdogs were running wild in terror :willy:

The cdrackhead strippers were just waking up from a binge.

El Fin

El Fin sTOP BEING A DOUCHE.

The crackhead strippers were just waking up from a binge. And they decided, screw the hotdogs and Hamburgers, they wanted Fried Chicken Breasts.

sTOP BEING A DOUCHE. http://www.punkasspunk.com/videolog/20051105/South_Park_%5BThe_Biggest_Douche_In_The_Universe%5D_(2002)_5.jpg _________________________________________________________________ The cdrackhead strippers were just waking up from a binge Since they had made enough money on the weekend to continue supporting their habit, they decided to continue their ongoing binge until next weekend... Then, perhaps they would need money again and might be willing to get involved... Plan C? The Veggie Burgers had never considered another contingency plan since they signed the Whore and Corn Treaty with the strippers in the late 80's...

Someone needed to step up. Who was it gonna be??

Meanwhile, taking advantage of the chaos in the rebel camp, the hotdogs

Meanwhile, taking advantage of the chaos in the rebel camp, the hotdogs were designing a new battle machine so sinister, so diabolical it could only be known as the...

were designing a new battle machine so sinister, so diabolical it could only be known as the... ...black bush of destruction. the bush was so evil it...

...black bush of destruction. the bush was so evil it... ...could not be handled or operated by mortal man...or veggie for that matter. It could only be tamed at the hands of a Veggie Master. The master of the bush. There was a clear choice in who could be the bush master. It was...

Het Einde

...could not be handled or operated by mortal man...or veggie for that matter. It could only be tamed at the hands of a Veggie Master. The master of the bush. There was a clear choice in who could be the bush master. It was... Cuck Norris! Master of the bush master. Only he could aid the hotdogs in their efforts to finally attain the...

Undisputed dominion of the Universe (since they already ruled this world).

Little did they know there was another enemy that lived in another galaxy far, far, FAR away...

the skowE... who already had FTL travel...

Het Einde someone found the universal translation list for "THE END"..lol

the skowE... who already had FTL travel... ...and no one knew what the fu*k that meant...

But that wasnt about to stop chuck norris

But that wasnt about to stop chuck norris Chuck began to conceive a master plan that evolved both the veggies and the all beef merrily as a distraction.

Chuck began to conceive a master plan that evolved both the veggies and the all beef merrily as a distraction. His plan reminded him of the time he visited the Virgin Islands. And also of the time he walked into a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac. Chuck thought they were wise to give him the Big Mac without Question. Back to the task at hand, Chuck...

decided to blast the planet with the plasma gun and just have a BBQ with Hotdogs, Hamburgers, Chicken Breasts and veggie burgers.... leaving only the skowE on a distant planet to deal with at his convienience.

...and no one knew what the fu*k that meant... except me skowE-Ewoks :lol: Ive watched too much :sw: decided to blast the planet with the plasma gun and just have a BBQ with Hotdogs, Hamburgers, Chicken Breasts and veggie burgers.... leaving only the skowE on a distant planet to deal with at his convienience. So he decided to travel into outer space. This moved space back to Earth creating a transdimentional portal allowing him to simultaneously jump from one planet to another with a single leap. He was determined to defeat the skowE and their counterparts the...

except me skowE-Ewoks :lol: Ive watched too much :sw: So he decided to travel into outer space. This moved space back to Earth creating a transdimentional portal allowing him to simultaneously jump from one planet to another with a single leap. He was determined to defeat the skowE and their counterparts the... ...damned skowE managed to form an alliance with a master killer. OJ Simpson. OJ...

...damned skowE managed to form an alliance with a master killer. OJ Simpson. OJ... Quickly grabbed his associate, Al Cowlings, and they hopped in his white Ford Bronco. At first they thought about driving slowly down the freeway...but decided they better get their tails in gear before Chuck...

Quickly grabbed his associate, Al Cowlings, and they hopped in his white Ford Bronco. At first they thought about driving slowly down the freeway...but decided they better get their tails in gear before Chuck... ...called in the white bitches. They could easily...

...called in the white bitches. They could easily... manipulate any man on earth with there powers of...

manipulate any man on earth with there powers of... ...mass camel toeing. their camel toes alone would dismantle scyscrapers in a moments notice. the fact that they are are hot as fu*k...

...mass camel toeing. their camel toes alone would dismantle scyscrapers in a moments notice. the fact that they are are hot as fu*k... adds to their destructive power allowing them to seduce even a man like chuck. Unfortunately the white bitches were...

adds to their destructive power allowing them to seduce even a man like chuck. Unfortunately the white bitches were... ...were not yet organized. They still had hours of driving while on their cell phones to do before they would be prepared to....

edited for Fatburg's post... Seduce Mr. Norris. They were out of luck. Although they were capable of seducing the mighty Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Therefore these broads where out of luck. Check quickly grabbed his favorite weapon, his beard, and...

edited for Fatburg's post... Seduce Mr. Norris. They were out of luck. Although they were capable of seducing the mighty Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Therefore these broads where out of luck. Check quickly grabbed his favorite weapon, his beard, and... ...jumped into his truck headed for the white bitches secret hideout.

...jumped into his truck headed for the white bitches secret hideout. Chuck was not wise to their survailance systems. It is one that was created specifically for him. What he didn't know that his ex best friend helped the white bitches out in creating such a devistating survailance system. Who's his ex friend you ask? It's...

Chuck was not wise to their survailance systems. It is one that was created specifically for him. What he didn't know that his ex best friend helped the white bitches out in creating such a devistating survailance system. Who's his ex friend you ask? It's... none other than Snoop Dog. The only man who had been with Chuck at one of those BYOB parties. He had milked him of all his personal info including his emarassing secret about...

none other than Snoop Dog. The only man who had been with Chuck at one of those BYOB parties. He had milked him of all his personal info including his emarassing secret about... ...how one day Chuck Norris shaved his beard to audition for "Jeopordy". Upon realizing that he had not gotten the job, he quickly killed everybody on the show staff and recovered the tape. It wasn't until that one day he told someone about it. He was gonna kill Snoop, but he was too high. Back to the story.

But one of the Neglected and abused male children of the white bitches wanted to see his mothers downfall and told Mr. Chuck about the surveilence system.

But one of the Neglected and abused male children of the white bitches wanted to see his mothers downfall and told Mr. Chuck about the surveilence system. So now that Chuck knew the secret to the system, he had to find the only item to bypass it. Unfortunately it was up Oprah Winfrey's ass. This was not gonna be an easy task for Chuck. The first thing he did was...

Find out where she was in her perpetual Diet / gorge cycle.

Find out where she was in her perpetual Diet / gorge cycle. He found that she was on her gorge cycle and decided on a plan. First he tied a twinkie to a string and laid it in the middle of the street next he...

Gave verbal instructions to his truck. Which WILL be obeyed.

Gave verbal instructions to his truck. Which WILL be obeyed. His truck was alot like Kit, from Night Rider, only much smarter. After all it was Chuck Norris' truck. The trucks name was Chuck Jr. Junior naturally obeyed Chucks instructions to...

Run Oprah over as she stepped into the road chasing the twinkie.

Run Oprah over as she stepped into the road chasing the twinkie. But at the last minute she saw pop tarts running the other way so she chased after them and narrowly missed being hit by chuck jr.

But at the last minute she saw pop tarts running the other way so she chased after them and narrowly missed being hit by chuck jr. But Chuck was not suprised. He grabbed Oprah as well as the Pop-Tart trap hed laid. The twinkie was only a diversion fo his real plan. Since the part was up her a$$ he...

But Chuck was not suprised. He grabbed Oprah as well as the Pop-Tart trap hed laid. The twinkie was only a diversion fo his real plan. Since the part was up her a$$ he... ...had to hire a bunch of mexicans to penetrate the mighty ass. Chuck Norris is all that is man, but he has his limits. So Chuck ordered the mexicans to slide up her crack and they discovered...

...had to hire a bunch of mexicans to penetrate the mighty ass. Chuck Norris is all that is man, but he has his limits. So Chuck ordered the mexicans to slide up her crack and they discovered... more than a few things up there like..

more than a few things up there like.. a hairbrush, a bag of Lays, and Jimmy Hoffa! They finally found the item wedged between...

a hairbrush, a bag of Lays, and Jimmy Hoffa! They finally found the item wedged between... ...Michael Jackson's black skin. The mexicans quickly swiped it and got out of there. Once Chuck received the...(someone name it)

Widget, he quickly

Widget, he quickly jumped into his truck and in an instant, he was at the white bitches lair. Once there, he discovered the Widget was useless. They had upgraded the surveillance system. Chuck said F it. I'm going in.

With a vengeance Chuck didn't just kick the door in, he blew the whole F'n house down. Chuck barged in on the evil white bitches, guns a blazin, and ready for a fight. To his surprise Chuck discovered...

With a vengeance Chuck didn't just kick the door in, he blew the whole F'n house down. Chuck barged in on the evil white bitches, guns a blazin, and ready for a fight. To his surprise Chuck discovered... They had already left. He found plans that they were going to assonate OJ. Haa... he thinks to himself. With out OJ to help the skowE...........

He would be the ultimate ruler of the universe. If the White Bitches, Killed OJ for setting the Ultimate Chuck on their tales.. He just might let them live a little longer... But would they follow through?

He would be the ultimate ruler of the universe. If the White Bitches, Killed OJ for setting the Ultimate Chuck on their tales.. He just might let them live a little longer... But would they follow through? H3ll no! OJ was onto them. He was setting his own trap for....

H3ll no! OJ was onto them. He was setting his own trap for.... the white bitches to fall into. He knew their weakness so he set a trap by using cell phones to lure them into his trap. Afterwards he took a...

Extra pair of leather gloves

Extra pair of leather gloves and got in his Bronco for a trip causing a major traffic jam on the freeway. Chuck was caught in that jam and wanted to know what the hold up was. He parted traffic as only Chuck and his truck could do to find OJ at the front. Slightly shocked that the white bitches had failed to take OJ out. He......

Looked at OJ with all of his Chuck'ed ness and OJ's heart exploded in his chest. But this took much will power for Chuck and he..

Looked at OJ with all of his Chuck'ed ness and OJ's heart exploded in his chest. But this took much will power for Chuck and he.. fainted and was taken to the hospital. Or so he thought. Little did he know that he had actually been captured by the skowE and taken to their underground forest type lair thing called Dnal lanD. There they...

fainted and was taken to the hospital. Or so he thought. Little did he know that he had actually been captured by the skowE and taken to their underground forest type lair thing called Dnal lanD. There they... Tried to sedate Chuck to keep him out. The needles would just break before penetrating his skin. Low and behold. It was a rouge. Chuck had only pretended to faint. He knew the skowE where watching and would try something. Chuck arose....

And as he was about to use his PRESENCE to permanently disable the skowE, he thought... as ultimate ruler of the universe, i will be tied up in administrative details, and won't be able to run around with Chuck Jr. and kick @ss. Is this what I want for my future?

H3ll no! life would be such a bore then. The skowE new their pending doom was near and in a last effort to survive. They promised allegiance to Chuck and what ever he willed them to do. Chuck agreed to these terms and let them live but.......

...knew ultimately he was lying. They were fools. Everyone knows Chuck Norris does not form an alliance with anyone. Chuck laughed as he thought about his master plan.

Wait! He was in such a hurry to settle the matter with the skowE and white bitches that he'd left the original conflict too fast... He quickly returned to the land of the Hot dogs hoping that the plasma fire hadn't over cooked his burger.

Wait! He was in such a hurry to settle the matter with the skowE and white bitches that he'd left the original conflict too fast... He quickly returned to the land of the Hot dogs hoping that the plasma fire hadn't over cooked his burger. Of course it hadn't. The plasma fire was smart enough to know that if it over cooked Chuck's burger there would be hell to pay. Chuck was happy with the doneness of the meat and...

:wtf: Burger... but chuck don't eat no veggies... Hmmm. where were the sentient Potatoes... a test of loyalty for Chuck's new minions.. He wanted fresh, real fried potatoes with his burger...

The Potatoes where missing. :wtf: happened to the Potatoes?

The Potatoes where missing. :wtf: happened to the Potatoes? To be continued......

The Potatoes where missing. :wtf: happened to the Potatoes? Using the tips he learned while playing a Texas Ranger on TV, Chuck began an investigation into the disappearance of the potatoes.

Using the tips he learned while playing a Texas Ranger on TV, Chuck began an investigation into the disappearance of the potatoes. He first tried asking around the town but could find no useful info except for one piece of info given to him by a Shaolin skowE monk...

Who being a skowE couldn't be trusted... the must be an alterior motive in his tip... Next step was to re-interview the original witnesses... Oh, but he's already eaten all of them....

Who being a skowE couldn't be trusted... the must be an alterior motive in his tip... Next step was to re-interview the original witnesses... Oh, but he's already eaten all of them.... all but one! The Big Whopping double Mac. Mac was special with his secret blended souse and toppings. Chuck spared Mac knowing that a whopping double would really be tasty to finish off his day. Chuck returned to find.......

all but one! The Big Whopping double Mac. Mac was special with his secret blended souse and toppings. Chuck spared Mac knowing that a whopping double would really be tasty to finish off his day. Chuck returned to find....... Some drunk bastard trying to toss the sauce of the Big Whopping double Mac. Chuck was pissed and...

Being in flashback mode from his days as Walker Texas ranger. Simply let loose his control and instead of resorting to a pure marital arts form, Beat the living **** out of the drunk bastard.... he then turned his attention to the big whopping double mac

and asked, :wtf: happened to the potatoes? Mac replied.....

They're a root vegetable numb nuts... they haven't been harvested yet...

They're a root vegetable numb nuts... they haven't been harvested yet...Chuck was furious over this statment. He wasn't even hungry but ate Double Whapping Mac just for being a smart a$$. Chuck then sought out the garden. He never thought about asking where the garden was before he devoured Mac. Now he desired the fried potatoes even more but......

A loud crash disrupted his train of thought. :wtf: was that Chuck thought. It was...

The potatoes up-rooting themselves from the Garden. While growing underground they had, had necessary pieces of themselves above ground. Not only collecting sunlight and Co2, but also information on the situation to which they soon would enter. They had a plan...

they would take Chuck hostage and question him for info about the infamous Big Mac and then they would destroy him. But they knew it would be tough. Chuck was the master of the skowE by now and had them to back him up but they knew a way...the only way. They would use Chucks weakness to defeat him. Only the potatoes after so many years in the ground knew that Chucks only weakness was...

post whoring...

post whoring... :lol: Chuck was addicted to TWF...like the rest of us. :whore:

:lol: Chuck was addicted to TWF...like the rest of us. :whore: The End!

The End! Or so we thought... Chuck overcame his :whore: weakness and rose above the mighty TWF. He smashed the hell out of his monitor. Now Chuck was angry and...

Or so we thought... Chuck overcame his :whore: weakness and rose above the mighty TWF. He smashed the hell out of his monitor. Now Chuck was angry and... has to go buy a new monitor, but is the monitor just a cover up for something more sinister.

In doing the research on Chuck's :whore: habit, the potatoes them selves had developed an addiction. While replacing his own monitor, Chuck was planning to create the ultimate monitor to tempt the Potatoes, containing and IED... So he'd have to settle for mashed potates instead of pan fried. :idk:

:idk:

In doing the research on Chuck's :whore: habit, the potatoes them selves had developed an addiction. While replacing his own monitor, Chuck was planning to create the ultimate monitor to tempt the Potatoes, containing and IED... So he'd have to settle for mashed potates instead of pan fried. :idk: Not just ordinary mashed potatoes. Texas style, with all the seasonings and of course sweet potato pie with marshmallow topping for dessert. With his new flat panel 52" monitor. He started his collaborations with the skowE via TWF. During the planning, Chuck discovered....

Over half of the personalities on TWF were Potatoes. After this mission, his :whore: was going to take a serious hit. Just thinking about what this was going to do to his post count made him stop and think,

Cant we all just get along? Do we need all this death and destruction? TWF brought us toghter online and some personally on the streets. Its such a wonderful place to :whore:. Then reality sets in and he realizes the task at hand. This is about much more than TWF and the white bitches are still on the prowl also.

This is about the love of his life. Chuck would soom find himself in a dire situation between choosing TWF or...

another place to hang out, let's say 600ccforum. But if he did that, the white bitches would come in and......

Rule TWF with his absence. That just couldn't happen.

What would that be like thought chuck. A place that once was a place to chat would become something like Two White Bitches Forum where people came to get flamed. So he decided he would...

willingly sacrfice his future potential post count and protect the sanctity of TWF. He would destroy the potatoes AND the White Bitches. This was his plan...

This decision didn't come lightly. It was only after finding out most the potatoes where just spammers and had already be banned. That only left a small number of post and run members that would hardly be missed. Let the thrashing and mashing begin.

Chuck thought of pulling out his might green laser http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/overkill.gif to make quick work of thes spamming fookers, but no, that would be to easy. Instead Chuck went typical Norris style http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/hulk.gif and smashed up the room with his fists and his beard.

After cleansing TWF of all know spuds. Chuck went back to the other issue.

After cleansing TWF of all know spuds. Chuck went back to the other issue. Which was the scum bag hosers who were infiltrating the defense system. Chuck would not tolerate this. So he...