mondos06cbr1000 08-21-2006, 02:34 PM Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.
Leading hand sanitizers claim that they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
Chuck Norris put the FUN in funeral
Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.
Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.
:lol: :lol:
griffter911 08-21-2006, 02:40 PM become one with the chuck :lol:
riding triumph 08-21-2006, 02:42 PM www.chucknorrisfacts.com
those are hilarious :dthumb:
mitsiboy 08-21-2006, 03:31 PM I don't understand what the deal is with Old Chuck
mondos06cbr1000 08-21-2006, 03:38 PM well u better watch ur back after saying that now....
:lol:
Gas Man 08-21-2006, 04:22 PM OH no... :willy: Chuck threads are back!!!
mondos06cbr1000 08-22-2006, 12:32 AM muhahahhahahahhaha
jeeps84 08-22-2006, 12:37 AM OH no... :willy: Chuck threads are back!!!
:yikes: :iagree: but they are fun!:willy:
OneSickPsycho 08-22-2006, 01:09 AM When Chuck Norris does a push up... he doesn't push himself up... he pushes the earth DOWN...
marko138 08-22-2006, 07:58 AM I don't understand what the deal is with Old Chuck
Chuck will make you pay for that.:disapp:
mondos06cbr1000 08-22-2006, 11:09 AM :iagree:
ur screwed man
fatburg 08-22-2006, 02:24 PM When Chuck Norris does a push up... he doesn't push himself up... he pushes the earth DOWN...
:slol:
JoeDirt 08-23-2006, 10:57 AM When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
OneSickPsycho 08-23-2006, 11:18 AM When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
:rofl3: I forgot about that one!
mondos06cbr1000 08-23-2006, 12:05 PM It takes 14 puppeteers to make chuck norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage
OneSickPsycho 08-23-2006, 12:21 PM There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
mondos06cbr1000 08-23-2006, 06:33 PM :iagree:
marko138 08-24-2006, 07:53 AM It takes 14 puppeteers to make chuck norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage
:lol:
tallywacker 05-15-2007, 08:00 PM n8QAeoFdM5g
saverok 05-15-2007, 08:17 PM http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o302/saverok69/90b4d5ae.gif
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o302/saverok69/chucknorris2.jpg
tallywacker 05-15-2007, 08:18 PM wSU1Lvxy9Sk
saverok 05-15-2007, 08:20 PM :rant:
damn work blocker....
DJNytblaste 05-16-2007, 03:15 PM OH no... :willy: Chuck threads are back!!!
Now we need the Monkey Ninja!:bowdown: (We dont have a ninja smuzzle!)
marko138 05-17-2007, 01:54 AM This stuff NEVER gets old. :lol:
:lols:
I forgot I had a pic of Chuck Norris's Cat...
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/willn_2/Cat-foo.jpg
DJNytblaste 05-17-2007, 02:32 PM OMMFG! that is great! Now that cat I think I would run from if he came at me lookin like that........:runaway:
6doublefive321 05-17-2007, 03:09 PM Could Chuck Norris microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
marko138 05-17-2007, 03:11 PM Could Chuck Norris microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
Probly with his laser eyes.
Back _Marker 05-17-2007, 04:37 PM which movie was it that Bruce kick Chuck's @ss?
-a|ex
saverok 05-17-2007, 04:39 PM which movie was it that Bruce kick Chuck's @ss?
-a|ex
his last one....damn...it is the one about the tower...with a guardian in each floor.
marko138 05-17-2007, 04:53 PM which movie was it that Bruce kick Chuck's @ss?
-a|ex
Blasphemey.
saverok 05-17-2007, 04:55 PM Blasphemey.
:nonod:
not when it involves THE BRUCE.....
DJNytblaste 05-17-2007, 08:16 PM which movie was it that Bruce kick Chuck's @ss?
-a|ex
If I remember rite, it's called "The Octogon"
OneSickPsycho 05-20-2007, 11:19 PM which movie was it that Bruce kick Chuck's @ss?
-a|ex
his last one....damn...it is the one about the tower...with a guardian in each floor.
Blasphemey.
:nonod:
not when it involves THE BRUCE.....
If I remember rite, it's called "The Octogon"
Way of the Dragon...
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Check that back hair on Norris...
marko138 05-20-2007, 11:20 PM All who speak negatively of the Chuck will suffer the consequences.
OneSickPsycho 05-20-2007, 11:23 PM All who speak negatively of the Chuck will suffer the consequences.
Check the chest hair rip from Lee... He fights dirty!!!
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