new drugs for women...

if only these really existed :lol: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. MENICILLIN Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. " BUYAGRA Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. JACKASSPIRIN Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat. ANTI-TALKSIDENT A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. NAGAMENT When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.

if only these really existed :lol: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. MENICILLIN Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. " BUYAGRA Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. JACKASSPIRIN Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat. ANTI-TALKSIDENT A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. NAGAMENT When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him. :tt:

I suppose you've heard the one about alcohol increasing a persons estrogen levels! Lab testing has shown that men, when intoxicated; lose co-ordination, Become overly emotional, Talk incessantly, often about the most trivial subjects! Go through rapid mood swings Lose the ability to read maps or operate a vehicle. No further research was considered necessary! :dthumb:

I suppose you've heard the one about alcohol increasing a persons estrogen levels! Lab testing has shown that men, when intoxicated; lose co-ordination, Become overly emotional, Talk incessantly, often about the most trivial subjects! Go through rapid mood swings Lose the ability to read maps or operate a vehicle. No further research was considered necessary! :dthumb: Plus, excellent in bed :whistle:

:tt: :iagree: :withstupi :tt:

if only these really existed :lol: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. ANTI-TALKSIDENT A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. I think we can all agree on these five...

:lol: pretty funny.

Plus, excellent in bed :whistle: lasting longer does not always = better. :whistle:

lasting longer does not always = better. :whistle: :cheers: SOOOO true! Quantity doesn't equal QUALITY.

[QUOTE=itgirl25;229215]if only these really existed :lol: JACKASSPIRIN Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat. Now ya'll want us to take the time and energy to lift the seat and put it back down too, but yet how many women out there are to damn lazy to even look before down before they sit, hell gravity does most of the work. Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for my comments as I two am married, get b*tched out constantly for not putting the seat down, don't understand women's logic on this, and find great amusment at hearing my wife's screams at 3:am when she falls in and refuses to ever have to look.:neen:

lasting longer does not always = better. :whistle: :cheers: SOOOO true! Quantity doesn't equal QUALITY. :scratch: How shall I respond to these statements :scratch:

I think there is another that they take, that we(men) dont know about. Nosexitol Removes all sexual desire for a period of 30 days for all men that they know longer that 1 week.

I suppose you've heard the one about alcohol increasing a persons estrogen levels! Lab testing has shown that men, when intoxicated; lose co-ordination, Become overly emotional, Talk incessantly, often about the most trivial subjects! Go through rapid mood swings Lose the ability to read maps or operate a vehicle. No further research was considered necessary! :dthumb: When did men start reading maps?:scratch:

You shouldn't have to respond. There are 2 types of people in this world, the quick and the dead. Consider everything in life a race. :lol:

I think there is another that they take, that we(men) dont know about. Nosexitol Removes all sexual desire for a period of 30 days for all men that they know longer that 1 week. There's an antidote for that one, though... it's called foreplay. :leaving:

There's an antidote for that one, though... it's called foreplay. ouch! :leaving: ouch!

ouch! :lol: I know, it was mean... I was actually only teasin.... :lol:

:lol: I know, it was mean... I was actually only teasin.... :lol: If you only knew.....:leaving:

:lol: I know, it was mean... I was actually only teasin.... :lol: http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/angels/newangel.gif

funny at that tho.

If you only knew.....:leaving: Awwwww, I was kiddin..... :hug:

I think there is another that they take, that we(men) dont know about. Nosexitol Removes all sexual desire for a period of 30 days for all men that they know longer that 1 week. ive never experienced that one...:wink:

ive never experienced that one...:wink: You had me at the lesbian reference in your sig...

You had me at the lesbian reference in your sig... She is only 16 ya perv.:lol:

ive never experienced that one...:wink: just wait until you are older. believe it or not...there are other things i'd rather do sometimes (who am i kidding...most times).

just wait until you are older. believe it or not...there are other things i'd rather do sometimes (who am i kidding...most times). Wait till she's older? Shoot, the older I get, the MORE I want it!

just wait until you are older. believe it or not...there are other things i'd rather do sometimes (who am i kidding...most times). Wait till she's older? Shoot, the older I get, the MORE I want it! Man, where the heck has this thread gone.....:whistle:

Man, where the heck has this thread gone.....:whistle: Where most every thread around here goes.... downhill, and fast! :lol:

Where most every thread around here goes.... downhill, and fast! :lol: On a slippery hill at that, but I like it.....I like it a lot.

On a slippery hill at that, but I like it.....I like it a lot. AAAAHHHH! "Dumb & Dumber" flashback!! :lol:

AAAAHHHH! "Dumb & Dumber" flashback!! :lol: you guessed it!

you guessed it! :lol: How could I miss THAT reference? I say that all the freakin' time!

:lol: How could I miss THAT reference? I say that all the freakin' time! Yea that was a dumb movie but funny azz heck!

Absolulutely a classic!

Isn't there a part three to that?

Isn't there a part three to that? I dunno.... I knew they put out a "prequel" and heard it was HORRIBLE, so I never saw it. :idk:

I'll look into to it.

She is only 16 ya perv.:lol: Grass on the field... PLAY BALL! Wait till she's older? Shoot, the older I get, the MORE I want it! They say women reach their sexual peak in their late 20's, early 30's... So for you, it's going to get WORSE... AAAAHHHH! "Dumb & Dumber" flashback!! :lol: "I got worms." 'Excuse me' "That's what we're gonna call it... We're going to specialize in worm farms..." I dunno.... I knew they put out a "prequel" and heard it was HORRIBLE, so I never saw it. :idk: Horrible does not even begin to describe it... I felt like less of a human being after witnessing it.

drugs for girls? I know a very good drog for girls: Iam. :wink: and my... pen(sylvania :whistle: ). I cure all female problem. :withstupi oh. My dictionary is ****. What is it mean the: "prequel"? :confused:

"I got worms." 'Excuse me' "That's what we're gonna call it... We're going to specialize in worm farms..." :BAHA: Freakin classic... that movie never loses it's appeal to me......

drugs for girls? I know a very good drog for girls: Iam. :wink: and my... pen(sylvania :whistle: ). I cure all female problem. :withstupi oh. My dictionary is ****. What is it mean the: "prequel"? :confused: Think of all the Star Wars movies... the orginals came out in the 70's, and the new ones came out in the 90's... However the new ones happened before the old ones in the overall timeline... I dunno if this helps, so here's a link to a dictionary...:dthumb: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/prequel

Think of all the Star Wars movies... the orginals came out in the 70's, and the new ones came out in the 90's... However the new ones happened before the old ones in the overall timeline... I dunno if this helps, so here's a link to a dictionary...:dthumb: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/prequel Thanks! :hug:

:lol: i cure all problem.

:whore:

:lol: i cure all problem. I tell the wife that I have the cure for all of her Problems that she has. She will say “Honey I’m thirsty” my response “excuse me while I whip this out“. Yea I’m an ass but I’m good at it, my mom always said that if I going to be something to be the best I can. :cheers:

I tell the wife that I have the cure for all of her Problems that she has. She will say “Honey I’m thirsty” my response “excuse me while I whip this out“. Yea I’m an ass but I’m good at it, my mom always said that if I going to be something to be the best I can. :cheers: Bustin' out the Blazing Saddles quote... Well done...

Where are girls? American girls are not too talkative... :idk:

Where are girls? American girls are not too talkative... :idk: :BAHA: No, it's just that we don't stay contained to the women's area.

:BAHA: No, it's just that we don't stay contained to the women's area. Okay!

Where are girls? American girls are not too talkative... :idk: You're kidding right?!? American = talkitive doesn't it?

Where are girls? American girls are not too talkative... :idk: I wish 99% of girls would shut the f*ck up most of the time... Except Neebs, IT girl, Rae, Pippi, Psychochild, that hawt aussie chick that bailed on us, toxicgirl, and 99 out of 100 of the other TWF girls...

....and 99 out of 100 of the other TWF girls... :scratch: Hmmm... so there's one TWF girl you WOULD like to STFU?

:scratch: Hmmm... so there's one TWF girl you WOULD like to STFU? Not anymore there isn't... :whistle:

Not anymore there isn't... :whistle: :nana:

:nana: Don't let her see you celebrating her departure, lest you'll end up on her s**t-list as well!

Don't let her see you celebrating her departure, lest you'll end up on her s**t-list as well! I probably already was. She didnt seem interest in local rides anymore.

Don't let her see you celebrating her departure, lest you'll end up on her s**t-list as well! I was on her chit list immediately...

[QUOTE=onesickpsycho;231350]Grass on the field... PLAY BALL! hit the nail on the head and i didnt bail on anyone

[QUOTE=onesickpsycho;231350]Grass on the field... PLAY BALL! hit the nail on the head and i didnt bail on anyone Checking in to teas us some more? :lol:

play ball? :luck: american = talkative? american girls = talkative girls? all right, I see! Would you like to talk about... something? :idk: Talk about Play balls (whose balls? My balls? or other man's balls? :yikes: )! :whistle: This is very exciting!:angelhap: Will i like this game? :scratch:

Would you like to talk about... something? :idk: Talk about Play balls (whose balls? My balls? or other man's balls? :yikes: )! :whistle: This is very exciting!:angelhap: Will i like this game? :scratch: :scratch: :skep: :leaving:

lost me also.:readng:

I'm sure there's just something being lost in translation (both ways)... :lol:

I'm sure there's just something being lost in translation (both ways)... :lol: sorry! I just told a very big tosh! I don't with stupid. I'm stupid. Would you like to talk with stupid hungarian biker? :cry:

sorry! I just told a very big tosh! I don't with stupid. I'm stupid. Would you like to talk with stupid hungarian biker? :cry: :lol: You're not stupid.... we just tend to forget sometimes the subtle humor loses something in translation. :dthumb:

:lol: You're not stupid.... we just tend to forget sometimes the subtle humor loses something in translation. :dthumb: :withstupi

[QUOTE=i_love_mota-bikez;240119] Checking in to teas us some more? :lol: dont you wish i am...:yikes:

http://www.zxforums.com/forums/images/smilies/ohthedrama.gifi see this ending horribly....http://www.zxforums.com/forums/images/smilies/ohno.gif

http://www.zxforums.com/forums/images/smilies/whore.gifif that use of smileys isnt rep worthy.. i quit.. i might even try to rep myselfhttp://www.zxforums.com/forums/images/smilies/banghead.gif

http://www.zxforums.com/forums/images/smilies/ohthedrama.gifi see this ending horribly....http://www.zxforums.com/forums/images/smilies/ohno.gif no its ok im not a b****

http://www.zxforums.com/forums/images/smilies/whore.gifif that use of smileys isnt rep worthy.. i quit.. i might even try to rep myselfhttp://www.zxforums.com/forums/images/smilies/banghead.gif :sorry: Got'a spread the love more.

:lol: You're not stupid.... we just tend to forget sometimes the subtle humor loses something in translation. :dthumb: Befall. I try to search for humor :wink:. I hope i don't put to trouble for you. I would like to speak english... fair. I just learning from you, I hope its not trouble. In my opinion my english'll be better some week ago. Thank you! You said - I'm not stupid. Hurray! Correct me everytime if I write stupidity - If you want it!

Befall. I try to search for humor :wink:. I hope i don't put to trouble for you. I would like to speak english... fair. I just learning from you, I hope its not trouble. In my opinion my english'll be better some week ago. Thank you! You said - I'm not stupid. Hurray! Correct me everytime if I write stupidity - If you want it! we'd be happy to help you with your english. i hear it is one of the toughest languages to learn (although i found french to be quite the challenge in high school).

:thx1: Bonjour! I'm glad. I'm sorry I don't help you with french. I know some french words and expressions, but i couldn't speak perfect french. The hungarian language is very difficult, one really challenge for foreigners, if you wanna learn hungarian language i can help you.:dthumb: I still learn in finance collage in Hungary. What is your job?

:thx1: Bonjour! I'm glad. I'm sorry I don't help you with french. I know some french words and expressions, but i couldn't speak perfect french. The hungarian language is very difficult, one really challenge for foreigners, if you wanna learn hungarian language i can help you.:dthumb: I still learn in finance collage in Hungary. What is your job? i have the most underpaid, overworked job there is...i am a stay at home mom of 2 girls (for now).

i have the most underpaid, overworked job there is...i am a stay at home mom of 2 girls (for now). And typically underappreciated. :wink:

i have the most underpaid, overworked job there is...i am a stay at home mom of 2 girls (for now). Congratulation! Well, are you professed mom? Good. If I finish the collage I want to big family with 2 or 3 childs. How olds your girls? I think you have much cares and delights with them. Do you have the time for motor and other things? :scratch: In my opinion it maybe you have underpaid and overworked job, but it is the best "job" in the world....:hug:

And typically underappreciated. :wink: :withstupi

Congratulation! Well, are you professed mom? Good. If I finish the collage I want to big family with 2 or 3 childs. How olds your girls? I think you have much cares and delights with them. Do you have the time for motor and other things? :scratch: In my opinion it maybe you have underpaid and overworked job, but it is the best "job" in the world....:hug: :iagree: it is the best job i've ever had. i manage to make time for riding, but i don't get as much as i'd like to. but you hafta make some sacrifices when you are a mom. i just make the most out of any free time i get. my girls are 5 and 7, both in school this year (finally). next year i will finally get a job outside the home again. for now, i am just gonna enjoy the time i have with the kids. children are a blessing.

:iagree: it is the best job i've ever had. i manage to make time for riding, but i don't get as much as i'd like to. but you hafta make some sacrifices when you are a mom. i just make the most out of any free time i get. my girls are 5 and 7, both in school this year (finally). next year i will finally get a job outside the home again. for now, i am just gonna enjoy the time i have with the kids. children are a blessing. Your girls are in schoolage.... coming troubles by now! Study, bloodly broils, and boys.... :wink: I think right you are! Childrens're firsts! Enjoy the time with them.

your bike is relish for me. Kawasaki ZX636R. It is really grave bike for mom of 2 girls. Look after yourself! :wink:

your bike is relish for me. Kawasaki ZX636R. It is really grave bike for mom of 2 girls. Look after yourself! :wink: arent u the most cutest lil thing ever! with all your un-co english...ahh cute:hug:

I sure could use some english lessons! :angelhap:

I sure could use some english lessons! :angelhap: And a little :sb: :lhump:

Id learn quick! :dthumb:

arent u the most cutest lil thing ever! with all your un-co english...ahh cute:hug: :hug: Do u want to teach me? :angelhap:

And a little :sb: :lhump: Yes. I know. :nkick: :wink:

But... do you understand my reply (here and other topics)?

But... do you understand my reply (here and other topics)? I do on most of your posts... Every once in a great while I am confused, but when I put it into context I can usually figure it out...

You speak better than most of my friends lol.

yeh i reckon lol. your quite easy for me to understand

Theres just something so sexy and appealing about young women that ride. Not sure what it is tho.

Theres just something so sexy and appealing about young women that ride. Not sure what it is tho. It's the mix of being able to hang with the boys in a male-dominated sport, without sacrificing femininity. It's being able to handle a powerful machine, and do it well, and with confidence. And it's also as simple as the body position of a woman on a sportbike - legs spread, butt out..... it's purely sexy. Also, the connotations of "riding" and straddling the machine itself... all very primal.

It's the mix of being able to hang with the boys in a male-dominated sport, without sacrificing femininity. It's being able to handle a powerful machine, and do it well, and with confidence. And it's also as simple as the body position of a woman on a sportbike - legs spread, butt out..... it's purely sexy. Also, the connotations of "riding" and straddling the machine itself... all very primal. couldnt have said it better myself

Whats even more seductiave is women that find that very same thing attractiave! Any new drugs for women that are actually good on the market?

Whats even more seductiave is women that find that very same thing attractiave! Any new drugs for women that are actually good on the market? my sig speaks for itself, i cant think of any worthwile drugs 4 women at the moment.

Some girls're very dangerous on sportbike. I don't feel really good if one woman riding near me (behind me). I know some biker girls.... so-so. A number girls of them are good bikers. Fast and versed. But.... too much a supersport bike for a girl. :angelhap: :sorry: it is my opinion. I'm a spread eagle :tt: Till they couldn't catch me up... I'm leisure. some new drogs exist for girls: cooking, dusting, shopping.... :bash: :bonk: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Some girls're very dangerous on sportbike. I don't feel really good if one woman riding near me (behind me). I know some biker girls.... so-so. A number girls of them are good bikers. Fast and versed. But.... too much a supersport bike for a girl. :angelhap: :sorry: it is my opinion. I'm a spread eagle :tt: Till they couldn't catch me up... I'm leisure. some new drogs exist for girls: cooking, dusting, shopping.... :bash: :bonk: :wink: :wink: :wink: Oh my.... what a big gigantic, archaic, sexist can of worms you've opened. Lemme clue you in... there are just as many (if not more) dangerous GUYS on sportbikes as there are girls. If you don't like the idea of women riding near you, here's an idea: stay out of the women's riders area (that IS where this thread is you know....) A supersport is too much for a girl? :lol: I'm not even going to waste my breath arguing with you. Not worth the effort.... :yaewn:

I just kidding :wink: :hug: I wonder what do you say :angelhap: . I'm not sexist and not chauvinist. :wink:

I just kidding :wink: :hug: I wonder what do you say :angelhap: . I'm not sexist and not chauvinist. :wink: :skep:

my sig speaks for itself, i cant think of any worthwile drugs 4 women at the moment. Roofies... GHB... Ether on a rag... Those all work really well for me... http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/QSutherland/Images%202/wet-roofies.jpg

Where do I pick some up? My gf is coming over friday i might need to resort to that.

Where do I pick some up? My gf is coming over friday i might need to resort to that. :skep: Um, try foreplay. Much more effective.

:skep: Um, try foreplay. Much more effective. :iagree: :withstupi

hey guys do what i do when you are finished washing your hands sprinkle the seat with some h20 and sit back and enjoy.that will teach them to at least look down.:flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush:

We put clear soap on the toilet seats at school so they think they just sat in ____. lol P.S Foreplay dosent work so i need some roffies!!! incase you dont know im joking, she goes down on me almost too often

incase you dont know im joking, she goes down on me almost too often :scratch: Is there such a thing as "too often" when it comes to that?

:withstupi

I killed this topic. :idk: Sorry!!:flush: I didn't want this. :angelhap: