Look what I came home to tonight...

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/****/onesickpsycho/IM000771.jpg Helping the campaign... If I win, I will post more! http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/****/onesickpsycho/IM000773.jpg

oh man i already voted or i would vote for you too... lol

wait i'm runnin against you... but i support "single moms" too so now i am in a quandry... what to do what to do??? p.s. by no means am i calling your girl a "stripper" but mereley that i support attractice women in scimpy outfits..

wait i'm runnin against you... but i support "single moms" too so now i am in a quandry... what to do what to do??? p.s. by no means am i calling your girl a "stripper" but mereley that i support attractice women in scimpy outfits.. No worries... I wish she were more stripper like... less the drug habits and illegitimate children...

click this link and check out some of these chicks that got busted in a sting... strippers aren't all that great.. or all that bright either... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0203062strip1.html

and children what have we learned from here???? 1. girls...stay in school 2. guys...don't go to florida strip clubs in the day... day shift = ugly chicks

click this link and check out some of these chicks that got busted in a sting... strippers aren't all that great.. or all that bright either... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0203062strip1.html Well I don't throw dollars at their buttcracks because they can explain to me Einstein's theory of relativity... Did you happen to notice that the nastiest ones were the ones busted for prostitution...:yikes:

and children what have we learned from here???? 1. girls...stay in school 2. guys...don't go to florida strip clubs in the day... day shift = ugly chicks TRUE DAT!!!

YEAH! ugly=hooker some of the cuties got busted for soliciting an alcoholic beverage... so strippers can't ask you to buy them a drink... but a girl you go on a date with can order lobster, six $10 apple martinis and desert and not put out and she doesn't get arested... where is the justice..

Above some of the pictures is a link that says "click here to see what (girl's name) did". Click on the ones that were arrested for "prostitution" and you'll see that Florida considers a lap dance to be prostitution. :yikes: All the girl has to do is grind on you for money (definition of a lap dance) and it's prostitution. No joke. Gimme a break. In only one case did the girl actually try to reach up the guys shorts to get to anything.

Above some of the pictures is a link that says "click here to see what (girl's name) did". Click on the ones that were arrested for "prostitution" and you'll see that Florida considers a lap dance to be prostitution. :yikes: All the girl has to do is grind on you for money (definition of a lap dance) and it's prostitution. No joke. Gimme a break. In only one case did the girl actually try to reach up the guys shorts to get to anything. Yeah, but again... it was the ugliest chicks!!!

what's up with her eye :yikes: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip12.jpg

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/****/onesickpsycho/IM000771.jpg Helping the campaign... If I win, I will post more! http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/****/onesickpsycho/IM000773.jpg :drool:

and children what have we learned from here???? 2. guys...don't go to florida strip clubs in the day... day shift = ugly chicks We keep tryin' to tell people that, when they're visiting from out of town. They just don't always listen....

PS I'd like to see close-ups of the tattoos on her hips!

She is definatly a keeper OSP.:dthumb:

We keep tryin' to tell people that, when they're visiting from out of town. They just don't always listen.... but strip clubs are the best places to eat lunch right :scratch: wait a minute, that didn't come out too well :lol:

but strip clubs are the best places to eat lunch right :scratch: wait a minute, that didn't come out too well :lol: :lol: ACTUALLY, Wacko's here in Jax is seriously known for having the best burger in town. (minus the fur.)

:lol: ACTUALLY, Wacko's here in Jax is seriously known for having the best burger in town. (minus the fur.) a little fur is like a mustache anyway.....:whistle:

Very nice. Look what I came home to...

is that a puzzy in your shorts :whistle:

is that a puzzy in your shorts :whistle: Yup. That's the only puss that's gonna be in my shorts until my girl gets back. :tt:

:thx1: for clearing that up.....:flush:

:thx1: for clearing that up.....:flush: http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g189/DLIT_2006/holla.gif

darn it, yet another thread I have to wait to see till tonight. Now I know how Griffter feels:cursin:

darn it, yet another thread I have to wait to see till tonight. Now I know how Griffter feels:cursin: http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/thumbdown.gif

darn it, yet another thread I have to wait to see till tonight. Now I know how Griffter feels:cursin: The first post is decent. I could always e-mail you the pics.

The first post is decent. I could always e-mail you the pics. that would be cool, or I can just check it tonight...no biggie. I'm already flying blind over on the Post Whore thread you and Marko are tearin up

and actually, I can't check any web based email at work either and I doubt I need to be getting any of "those" pictures on my work email...so .....nevermind, thanks for the offer tho....reps to you sir

and actually, I can't check any web based email at work either and I doubt I need to be getting any of "those" pictures on my work email...so .....nevermind, thanks for the offer tho....reps to you sir Word then. i was gonna put up a smilie that says "WORD" but you wouldn't see it. :lol:

Word then. i was gonna put up a smilie that says "WORD" but you wouldn't see it. :lol: I suck at this game:lol:

shortsmonkey?

that would be cool, or I can just check it tonight...no biggie. I'm already flying blind over on the Post Whore thread you and Marko are tearin up You are missing out on some GREAT smilies.:cheers:

You are missing out on some GREAT smilies.:cheers: Yup. You need to remind yourself to check 'em out when you get homes.

click this link and check out some of these chicks that got busted in a sting... strippers aren't all that great.. or all that bright either... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0203062strip1.html okay, did the girls write up the signs themselves or was it the cops? i noticed whoever did doesn't know how to spell prostitution or even alcohol. morons.

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/****/onesickpsycho/IM000771.jpg Helping the campaign... If I win, I will post more! http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/****/onesickpsycho/IM000773.jpg Well...you didn't get my vote, but you got some rep for that one. Cool girl, man.:dthumb: Oh..and a....:drool:

My favorite stripper is the one flipping off the camera while she holds her sign. Florida sucks (Sorry Nee) In Mass, you can show your "sexual genitalia" all you want as a stripper. That's the point of going, isn't it?:idk:

My favorite stripper is the one flipping off the camera while she holds her sign. Florida sucks (Sorry Nee) In Mass, you can show your "sexual genitalia" all you want as a stripper. That's the point of going, isn't it?:idk: They still have WOW Wednesday's there?

They still have WOW Wednesday's there? Whip 'em Out Wedensdays? Yup. WBCN has even made bumper stickers. In Connecticut you can only have strippers with no panties in the non-alcohol section. Alcohol=no nanni, how funny is that?:idk:

In Connecticut you can only have strippers with no panties in the non-alcohol section. Alcohol=no nanni, how funny is that?:idk: Jacksonville (not all of Florida) is the same way.

My favorite stripper is the one flipping off the camera while she holds her sign. Florida sucks (Sorry Nee) In Mass, you can show your "sexual genitalia" all you want as a stripper. That's the point of going, isn't it?:idk: :lol: No need to apologize to me! I'm neither a stripper nor a Floridian! But for the record ,not ALL of FL is like that... at the clubs in Tampa, ANYTHING goes.... :yikes:

okay OSP...we know what you came home to (and it was gorgeous), how about a pic of what she comes home to? c'mon, strut your stuff in those fruit of the looms! :dthumb:

nice puddy tat! the natural unshaved look..(kitty in da shorts) im i n ur shorts...peekin out da holes.. 9 9

okay OSP...we know what you came home to (and it was gorgeous), how about a pic of what she comes home to? c'mon, strut your stuff in those fruit of the looms! :dthumb: Mrrrowww..... ItGirl's being FRISKY today!!! (and I like it!)

okay OSP...we know what you came home to (and it was gorgeous), how about a pic of what she comes home to? c'mon, strut your stuff in those fruit of the looms! :dthumb: if i have too here goes.. http://www.sixpacknow.com/klaus_abs_pic.jpg

if i have too here goes.. http://www.sixpacknow.com/klaus_abs_pic.jpg :BAHA:

just figured i would throw u some eyecandy... i was actually googled fat guy underwear and was gonna throw a pic of some huge guy but came across this pic.. so i figured i'd throw you ladies a bone...

whered you find that pic of me tater?

:lol: No need to apologize to me! I'm neither a stripper nor a Floridian! But for the record ,not ALL of FL is like that... at the clubs in Tampa, ANYTHING goes.... :yikes: Yeah....I've been to Ybor City a few times. Those strippers were from Tampa, though.:idk:

strippers a coke put me in some hella debt

Mrrrowww..... ItGirl's being FRISKY today!!! (and I like it!) i have my moments...:wink:

nice lady there!! I love the tats!! okay, so based on those pics, nee, itgirl and I (plus OSP's lady) could make a serious killing if we were to consider being strippers!!! :lol:

nice lady there!! I love the tats!! okay, so based on those pics, nee, itgirl and I (plus OSP's lady) could make a serious killing if we were to consider being strippers!!! :lol: Whadda think amateur night is for. It's rigged, so you never win the money, but they offer you a job and they get a new dancer.:wink:

Whadda think amateur night is for. It's rigged, so you never win the money, but they offer you a job and they get a new dancer.:wink: i have never been to a strip club of any kind...i dont know about "amatuer nite"!! And somehow I dont see myself doing that unless I was so drunk I was unconscious, and in that case it would become a moot point!!! :lol:

i have never been to a strip club of any kind...i dont know about "amatuer nite"!! And somehow I dont see myself doing that unless I was so drunk I was unconscious, and in that case it would become a moot point!!! :lol: Nothing sexier than a drunk, naked bitch trying to swing around on a pole.:rofl: :nana:

Nothing sexier than a drunk, naked bitch trying to swing around on a pole.:rofl: :nana: :idk: When I'm drunk and naked I prefer to merely sit on the.... Ohh... wait... different pole. :leaving:

:idk: When I'm drunk and naked I prefer to merely sit on the.... Ohh... wait... different pole. :leaving: :lol::drool: :willy: :yikes: :wredx: :crazy: Yea that sums that up.

:idk: When I'm drunk and naked I prefer to merely sit on the.... Ohh... wait... different pole. :leaving: You are a naughty, naughty girl. If you didn't have a BF and I didn't have a GF and you didn't live in FLA and me in MA....I'd have to spank that naughty a$$ of yours.:wink: :sb: :lol:

You are a naughty, naughty girl. If you didn't have a BF and I didn't have a GF and you didn't live in FLA and me in MA....I'd have to spank that naughty a$$ of yours.:wink: :sb: :lol: Watch out SDog, Im pretty sure she would enjoy that.

click this link and check out some of these chicks that got busted in a sting... strippers aren't all that great.. or all that bright either... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0203062strip1.html Dear GOD!! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip21.jpg

You are a naughty, naughty girl. If you didn't have a BF and I didn't have a GF and you didn't live in FLA and me in MA....I'd have to spank that naughty a$$ of yours.:wink: :sb: :lol: :lol: Me? Naughty? You MUST have me confused with someone else... :wink:

Watch out SDog, Im pretty sure she would enjoy that. :cheers: That'd be an affirmative, sir...

sh:cens:it is gettin deep in here, like up to my ankles.

Dear GOD!! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip21.jpg that's a MAN baby!

Damn DL I think i could make more money than her stippin

Dear GOD!! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip21.jpg HEY! LEAVE MY MOM ALONE SHE'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING!

I Find It Ironic That Sh Worked At The "foxy Lady"

HEY! LEAVE MY MOM ALONE SHE'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING! Tell your Mom to put on a BRA for God's sake!

Damn DL I think i could make more money than her stippin. Not this girl tho.... DAM! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip1.jpg

I Find It Ironic That Sh Worked At The "foxy Lady" Yeah, maybe it's FoxyLady South. I know Bachelor Party HQ has a branch in FLA.

Whats up with all the eye makeup and no other makeup. is she buying the stripper makeup on the payment plan... next week she will buy some lip gloss, and then maybe some blush... or krylon

HEY! LEAVE MY MOM ALONE SHE'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING! You mean your dad?

You mean your dad? my dad's dead........

my dad's dead........ She looks like a man.

Whats up with all the eye makeup and no other makeup. Maybe her specialty is something that would wear off lipstick (and she got arrested AFTER seeing a few clients)? :idk:

okay OSP...we know what you came home to (and it was gorgeous), how about a pic of what she comes home to? c'mon, strut your stuff in those fruit of the looms! :dthumb: Nobody wants to see that... trust me... And for the record... I go commando...

She looks like a man. i'm kidding my dad's not dead... i just love saying that when people joke about a family member... I usually keep a straight face and act pi$$ed off for a minute and once they feel reeeeeeeeeally awkward i let them know i am just kidding...

HEY! LEAVE MY MOM ALONE SHE'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING! :BAHA:

i'm kidding my dad's not dead... i just love saying that when people joke about a family member... I usually keep a straight face and act pi$$ed off for a minute and once they feel reeeeeeeeeally awkward i let them know i am just kidding... I was onto that one, buddy.

Whats up with all the eye makeup and no other makeup. is she buying the stripper makeup on the payment plan... next week she will buy some lip gloss, and then maybe some blush... or krylon It's like Snap-on tools when you first become a mechanic....except they're whores and it's Avon.:wink:

Maybe her specialty is something that would wear off lipstick (and she got arrested AFTER seeing a few clients)? :idk: Good thinking. Rep.:wink:

You mean your dad? Ohhhh SNAP!! That's so funny.:cheers:

I was onto that one, buddy. either that or you didnt care.

i'm kidding my dad's not dead... i just love saying that when people joke about a family member... I usually keep a straight face and act pi$$ed off for a minute and once they feel reeeeeeeeeally awkward i let them know i am just kidding... I do the same chit!!! LOL... Funny story... My old roomie had a bad habit of befriending the most undesirable people for purposes of getting drugs and whatnot... Anyway we had a kegger one night and we got started REAL early... like noon... the next door neighbor had some crackheads helping him hang siding on his house (they actually did a pretty good job)... My roommate tell them to come over and have a beer, they did, then the one guy tells my roommate he can get some Xanex... Long story short, that's how we met Carl... NE WAY... One day this crackhead comes over and a few of our other neighbors are there and this girl I was trying to nail looks at me and goes, "OMG, WTF is this guy?" My response, "Umm... That's my dad..." All sheepishly... She got as red as this forum background and I let it go on for like 10 minutes... She apologized at LEAST 20 times... It was hilarious... Side note... I hit it that night...

I love these pictures of these strippers.

I do the same chit!!! LOL... Funny story... My old roomie had a bad habit of befriending the most undesirable people for purposes of getting drugs and whatnot... Anyway we had a kegger one night and we got started REAL early... like noon... the next door neighbor had some crackheads helping him hang siding on his house (they actually did a pretty good job)... My roommate tell them to come over and have a beer, they did, then the one guy tells my roommate he can get some Xanex... Long story short, that's how we met Carl... NE WAY... One day this crackhead comes over and a few of our other neighbors are there and this girl I was trying to nail looks at me and goes, "OMG, WTF is this guy?" My response, "Umm... That's my dad..." All sheepishly... She got as red as this forum background and I let it go on for like 10 minutes... She apologized at LEAST 20 times... It was hilarious... Side note... I hit it that night... now that was good and the guilt trips always get them.

I do the same chit!!! LOL... Funny story... My old roomie had a bad habit of befriending the most undesirable people for purposes of getting drugs and whatnot... Anyway we had a kegger one night and we got started REAL early... like noon... the next door neighbor had some crackheads helping him hang siding on his house (they actually did a pretty good job)... My roommate tell them to come over and have a beer, they did, then the one guy tells my roommate he can get some Xanex... Long story short, that's how we met Carl... NE WAY... One day this crackhead comes over and a few of our other neighbors are there and this girl I was trying to nail looks at me and goes, "OMG, WTF is this guy?" My response, "Umm... That's my dad..." All sheepishly... She got as red as this forum background and I let it go on for like 10 minutes... She apologized at LEAST 20 times... It was hilarious... Side note... I hit it that night... :lol: Did you tell before or after you hit it?

I love these pictures of these strippers. I know I've worked one out already... :lol: Did you tell before or after you hit it? Oh, I told her within 10-15 minutes... Hit it about 4 hours later...

I know I've worked one out already... :rofl: TFH (That's F#ckin' Hillarious) I'd rep you, but I already did today. Oh, I told her within 10-15 minutes... Hit it about 4 hours later... It would have been great if you got the pity f#ck and then told her you were kidding.:whistle:

oh man OSP that was over the line funny funny, funny funny

about the working one out already, for somereason it wouldnt let me quote it.

about the working one out already, for somereason it wouldnt let me quote it. That's because he made a new thread to include both quotes and deleted the old one, so it didn't exist anymore.

Wheres the new thread?

Wheres the new thread? Not thread... post... semantics...

yea he threw me off with the mis-wording.

:sorry: :leaving:

:sorry: :leaving: It's coolio yo... You just helped two guys :whore: with something actually useful...

:whore: where? not I!

:whore: where? not I! guest appeareance from tater :whore:

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