Guys, here's your chance!!!

Britney files for Divorce!!! http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061107/D8L8FVI80.html

(is it mean that I want to laugh?) :idk: Sorry, under normal circumstances, I hate for anyone to deal with divorce... it's not fun for anyone.... but in this case? They're both nothing but huge attention whores with nothing of a career between them (she once had one... but then she got stupid). I pity the children....

Britney files for Divorce!!! http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061107/D8L8FVI80.html :nonod: She is all used up. :2cents:

Bout time... that bum/loser ruined her!

been there, hit that... dont want to again

I think it's funny how the say "rapper Kevin Feverline..." Come on, seriously....RAPPER??? The guy has barely come out with an album. We all know he wouldn't even have that if he weren't married to Britney.:lol: Well, she like the red-necks, so you boys down south probably have a better chance to get with her than us northerners. She should have never left Justin.......:leaving:

(is it mean that I want to laugh?) :idk: Sorry, under normal circumstances, I hate for anyone to deal with divorce... it's not fun for anyone.... but in this case? They're both nothing but huge attention whores with nothing of a career between them (she once had one... but then she got stupid). I pity the children.... i totally agree, i dont even like her but I have felt sorry for her cuz she was sooo dumb to marry him.... been there, hit that... dont want to again :BAHA:

This must be the year for celebrity divorces.....:yaewn: :flush:

oops she did it again.... is it sad that kevin federline is showing up on WWE wrestling and having a rap battle with a fake rapper/wrestler Jhon Scena(sp) and the fake rapper is better then Kfed...

she used to be hot but she's gone trailer-trash now.

she was great when she was young but now "she's not that innocent" and he has been "hit too many times" she may be "toxic" after being with that K-fed...

I wouldn't touch that with a 90 foot hot stick and I have grabbed hold of 500kV with a 10 footer, 161kV barehand.

she was great when she was young but now "she's not that innocent" and he has been "hit too many times" she may be "toxic" after being with that K-fed... rept..:lol:

I wouldn't touch that with a 90 foot hot stick and I have grabbed hold of 500kV with a 10 footer, 161kV barehand. english, man, english!!!

english, man, english!!! LOL, hot sticks are what the electricians use to work with extreme high voltage. You have to maintain a certain clearance from voltage so it doesn't arc over. We associate that with skanks because we don't want their diseases hoping over.

i wouldnt touch er with yurs man, damaged prop

http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/hitittwotimes.jpg

what a joke this marriage was from the beginning. it's about time the gravy train reached it's last stop for k-fed. now the question is, can britney bounce back? will anyone take her seriously anymore? or will she remain white trash forever now?

Trailor trash, 2 kids......be like throwing a hot dog through a tire!:bash: DOes she still have money? Always wanted a sugar momma!

Trailor trash, 2 kids......be like throwing a hot dog through a tire!:bash: DOes she still have money? Always wanted a sugar momma! Good call!! REPT!

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n143/joenuts83/Idhitit.jpg :lol: http://members.optusnet.com.au/scoulton/ForumPics/gw%20id%20hit%20it.jpg

She would get the WD and a CS and then I would boot.

She would get the WD and a CS and then I would boot. Dont forget the dirty sanchez!:lol:

She would get the WD and a CS and then I would boot. Also include DS. As well as ATM. Thank you.

Bout time... that bum/loser ruined her! Ya know, I don't think he did. She was ALWAYS white trash, she just hid it well for a while. He allowed her inner-trailer ho to come out. So in that sense, they were a good match. :lol:

Ya know, I don't think he did. She was ALWAYS white trash, she just hid it well for a while. He allowed her inner-trailer ho to come out. So in that sense, they were a good match. :lol: :iagree: :withstupi

now the question is, can britney bounce back? will anyone take her seriously anymore? or will she remain white trash forever now? 1.) No. 2.) Did anyone take her seriously to begin with? I mean, she was only bubblegum pop. :idk: 3.) Always was white trash, always will be. :dthumb:

to think...i used to think xtina was the dirty ho and britney was the innocent virgin. boy they sure did a flip-flop, didn't they?!! xtina has come a long way...her voice is amazing. she shoulda showed class all along.

I'd still hit it and so would OSP:dthumb: :lol: MAybe we'll tag team her and give her some DP action, then it wouldn't matter at all that she passed two kids out.:wink: :leaving:

1.) No. 2.) Did anyone take her seriously to begin with? I mean, she was only bubblegum pop. :idk: 3.) Always was white trash, always will be. :dthumb: So what you're saying is... her next appearance will be in Playboy:dupe:

Trailor trash, 2 kids......be like throwing a hot dog through a tire!:bash: DOes she still have money? Always wanted a sugar momma! I wonder if a prenumpt was signed :scratch: what a joke this marriage was from the beginning. it's about time the gravy train reached it's last stop for k-fed. now the question is, can britney bounce back? will anyone take her seriously anymore? or will she remain white trash forever now? Since when has white trash been a bad thingy :idk: http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/Britney_JS066627819.jpg I'd still hit it and so would OSP:dthumb: :lol: :whistle: MAybe we'll tag team her and give her some DP action, then it wouldn't matter at all that she passed two kids out.:wink: :leaving: just don't tell anyone about it...:readng: :whistle:

So what you're saying is... her next appearance will be in Playboy:dupe: :lol: Probably.... In a few months, she'll be needin' some $$$, and she'll say it's just to show off her post-baby body...

I wonder if a prenumpt was signed :scratch: according to the paperwork she filed, it appears that there is one...didnt it become public right after they were married? he gets more than he deserves, that kinda thing...

according to the paperwork she filed, it appears that there is one...didnt it become public right after they were married? he gets more than he deserves, that kinda thing... What's weird is they said on the news she "waived her right to receive spousal support." :scratch:

What's weird is they said on the news she "waived her right to receive spousal support." :scratch: :BAHA: what could he possibly give her in the way of spousal support??

:BAHA: what could he possibly give her in the way of spousal support?? Pack of Marlboro lights and a 40 oz?

Pack of Marlboro lights and a 40 oz? :rofl: Perfect!!! geez, he is such a scuz bag!!! let me marry a pop star and live off her, what a winner...

:rofl: Perfect!!! geez, he is such a scuz bag!!! let me marry a pop star and live off her, what a winner... Well, but she's the one stupid enough to marry him.... really, he's pretty bright. He was a nobody till she married him... now he's barely B-list, but still, we know his name, don't we? Even if he only reaches sub-mediocre success in his career, he'll always get talked about cus he was married to her.

Well, but she's the one stupid enough to marry him.... really, he's pretty bright. He was a nobody till she married him... now he's barely B-list, but still, we know his name, don't we? Even if he only reaches sub-mediocre success in his career, he'll always get talked about cus he was married to her. good point!! i just shudder to think of what she has done to herself and her career b/c of him...at least her children are already set for life!

Well, but she's the one stupid enough to marry him.... really, he's pretty bright. He was a nobody till she married him... now he's barely B-list, but still, we know his name, don't we? Even if he only reaches sub-mediocre success in his career, he'll always get talked about cus he was married to her. :withstupi He is on easy street for years to come.

good point!! i just shudder to think of what she has done to herself and her career b/c of him...at least her children are already set for life! And speaking of what she's done to herself... Childbirth was murderous on her chest. I saw some clip of her segment on Letterman the other night, supposedly to show off her new look and new toned body. It was this odd, very short dress, with a wide belt almost right up under the chest. But when she turned slightly to the side, you could see her left breast was hanging, no lie, at least 3" lower than the right one. I'm not even kidding.... they showed the segment again later, and I pointed it out to Chris, and even he was like :yikes:

ewww...well at least shes got the money to get it corrected right fast and in a hurry!!! i cant even imagine popping kids out that fast...ugh...i am scared to have one (okay, yes I am vain and selfish, i dont want to ruin my body yet...nor do i have time to deal with children...at least not till I can afford a nanny!)

ewww...well at least shes got the money to get it corrected right fast and in a hurry!!! i cant even imagine popping kids out that fast...ugh...i am scared to have one (okay, yes I am vain and selfish, i dont want to ruin my body yet...nor do i have time to deal with children...at least not till I can afford a nanny!) I've always said, once I'm done having kids (that is, if I ever get around to having any), I'm getting my boobs done (lifted, implanted, whatever's necessary to bring them back up to spec). (yes, I have a wee bit of vanity myself :lol: )

A lady in my office said that the prenup is one of those where she has to pay him a certain amount after every year or so of marriage and that time was approaching soon for her to have to up the amount paid to him. Dont know if this is true but thought i would ad my :2cents:

A lady in my office said that the prenup is one of those where she has to pay him a certain amount after every year or so of marriage and that time was approaching soon for her to have to up the amount paid to him. Dont know if this is true but thought i would ad my :2cents: Probably right!

A lady in my office said that the prenup is one of those where she has to pay him a certain amount after every year or so of marriage and that time was approaching soon for her to have to up the amount paid to him. Dont know if this is true but thought i would ad my :2cents: why thank you thank you... and welcome!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/Britneycover.jpg

well, britney spears was ALWAYS trailer trash, just its more obvious now than it was before. I dont even WANNA get near that bag of poison.

i would still look at her nekkid

I don't care what you say... she is going to need a make over... cause right now she is not good. Ridden hard and put away wet!

whats wrong with trailer trash really what are you guys trying to say. could it be you want me, my kid rock cd, seven kids, and currently knocked up wife to leave. really all this trailer hatin is uncalled forhttp://www.gazzola.us/MTP/Images/janitershouse.jpg

whats wrong with trailer trash really what are you guys trying to say. could it be you want me, my kid rock cd, seven kids, and currently knocked up wife to leave. really all this trailer hatin is uncalled forhttp://www.gazzola.us/MTP/Images/janitershouse.jpg ooooooooooh a double wide AND 2 cars.. your loaded..

The liscense plates are smered out but who really is going to track down those cars and try to steal them :idk:

:lol: Excellent point!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/Britneycover.jpg That really her?

That really her? Yeah it is. :nonod:

I would disrescpect her to no end.

why thank you thank you... and welcome!!! Whatever I can do to help :wink: and :thx1:

She's trash with money. So is Anna Nicole. Would I still hit it? Yep. Would I marry either of them? Only if I don't have to sign a pre-nup. :wink:

She's trash with money. So is Anna Nicole. Would I still hit it? Yep. Would I marry either of them? Only if I don't have to sign a pre-nup. :wink: Two words - BODY CONDOM.

Two words - BODY CONDOM. Two words- Used Up! or Stretched Out! if you prefer. :lol:

Two words- Used Up! or Stretched Out! if you prefer. :lol: Hotdog down a hallway..... :nonod:

http://www.tastingmenu.com/media/2004/20040322-trattoriagigina/images/09-roast-beef%20della%20gigina%20con%20la%20sua%20salsa.jpg

http://www.tastingmenu.com/media/2004/20040322-trattoriagigina/images/09-roast-beef%20della%20gigina%20con%20la%20sua%20salsa.jpg Sew that into some curtains, and you've probably got a pretty accurate image (though I doubt Brittney or Anna Nicole smell as lemony fresh as that pic :lol: )

Ya'll are killin me!! Wish I wasn't on the rep limiter.

Ya'll are killin me!! Wish I wasn't on the rep limiter. Just leave yourself a little sticky... er... post-it, to remind yourself to rep us later. :wink:

She's trash with money. So is Anna Nicole. Would I still hit it? Yep. Would I marry either of them? Only if I don't have to sign a pre-nup. :wink: Truth! I can't stand Anne.... what a hoe bag! I'd rep you but I can't... need to spread some love... And tater should get nega-rept for putting that horrible image in my mind!

Truth! I can't stand Anne.... what a hoe bag! I'd rep you but I can't... need to spread some love... And tater should get nega-rept for putting that horrible image in my mind! looks like wet p-lips to me........:whistle:

Truth! I can't stand Anne.... what a hoe bag! I'd rep you but I can't... need to spread some love... And tater should get nega-rept for putting that horrible image in my mind! Am I the only one who would have hit the fat Anna Nicole?

Am I the only one who would have hit the fat Anna Nicole? nope! Then http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/5265.jpg Now http://www.eforu.com/cards/pictures/annanicolesmith/anna_sd1003593.jpg

http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/FatLowFat/images/varvel.jpg

http://www.tastingmenu.com/media/2004/20040322-trattoriagigina/images/09-roast-beef%20della%20gigina%20con%20la%20sua%20salsa.jpg Gross.

but funny

but funny No not really!

but funny No, this is funny. http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g189/DLIT_2006/image-1.gif

No, this is funny. http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g189/DLIT_2006/image-1.gif Damn straight. :lol:

Truth! I can't stand Anne.... what a hoe bag! I'd rep you but I can't... need to spread some love... And tater should get nega-rept for putting that horrible image in my mind! what image did I put in your mind?

Gross. You don't like roast beef? Wow... That's one of my favorite foods... Arby's rules! No, this is funny. http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g189/DLIT_2006/image-1.gif That IS funny...:rofl:

You don't like roast beef? Wow... That's one of my favorite foods... Arby's rules! C'mon, guy. Meat curtains are horrible on a broad, but lovely between a bun.

C'mon, guy. Meat curtains are horrible on a broad, but lovely between a bun. I totally agree, but I was really trying to play innocent...

I totally agree, but I was really trying to play innocent... Where's that I disagree smilie at?

what image did I put in your mind? I'd rather not even talk about it....

Yes! I would still hit it. She will be as howt as ever in a very short time. Would I marry her. Only if my prenump looked as good as that wanabe raper. I could probably live off of one or two of her royalty checks alone. She signed the papers to cut him off and anything she makes from that day is 100% hers.