How will you die?

Check this site (http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php) David Vannette: At age 51 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

Im not going there. Im not interesed in the least about how I am going to die.

That's funny.:lol: Seriously though. I never think about it. I still think I'm untouchable and never think my plane wil crash or anything like that.:idk:

Im not going there. Im not interesed in the least about how I am going to die. I estimated some of your info but it looks like you'll outlive me! Ed: At age 78 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

:BAHA: At age 77 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck. reps given, i needed that laugh!! and to think, i always figured it would be the brick wall I would hit at massive speeds after being thrown from some 2 wheeled vehicle!!! :wink:

stiles: At age 45 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again. :lol: haha haha haha

Carlos: At age 47 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor. :cheers:

:BAHA: oh holy crap... this is good. Natasha: At age 84 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

At age 68 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17. :yikes: That seems a bit unlikely. But funny nonetheless

Uh oh, I don't have much time, I'm 26 now and this is what I get...... William: At age 33 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!) Good thing I don't drink magaritas.

umm ok then. pretty much what I'd expected. At age 33 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

These are awesome! I like triumph's ahha

L. Gilbert: At age 105 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!) Interesting. I smoke waaay too much and am battling MS...I'll NEVER make it past 70:yikes: Hell, the bike will probably kill me first on one of my agressive weekend rides.

: and to think, i always figured it would be the brick wall I would hit at massive speeds after being thrown from some 2 wheeled vehicle!!! :wink: i resemble that comment :lol::cheers:

drewp eacock: At age 43 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded. damn

Fine I broke down, Zedder: At age 59 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

Fine I broke down, Zedder: At age 59 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra. :skep: Hmmm... you always struck me as more of an MD 20/20 kinda guy, as opposed to King Cobra. :lol:

:skep: Hmmm... you always struck me as more of an MD 20/20 kinda guy, as opposed to King Cobra. :lol: Naaah I dont drink cheap wine.

kimberly storm: At age 39 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines. :yikes: that's kinda bleak, and not nearly as outrageous as the rest of y'all. so i only have 8 good years left.

Naaah I dont drink cheap wine. (Is MD 20/20 a wine? I always thought it was some sorta fruity beer/malt beverage product... :lol: Shows what I know!!!)

kimberly storm: At age 39 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines. :yikes: that's kinda bleak, and not nearly as outrageous as the rest of y'all. so i only have 8 good years left. Better makem count!

(Is MD 20/20 a wine? I always thought it was some sorta fruity beer/malt beverage product... :lol: Shows what I know!!!) Mogan-David 20/20. Look it up. Yes it is wine.

Mogan-David 20/20. Look it up. Yes it is wine. :lol: No need to look it up... 1.) I trust ya, and 2.) Not like I'll EVER drink the crap...

:lol: No need to look it up... 1.) I trust ya, and 2.) Not like I'll EVER drink the crap... Good, that is horrible, horrible stuff.

James: At age 84 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Mogan-David 20/20. Look it up. Yes it is wine. Actually, it's Mad Dog 20/20 and we used to call it "the half-an-hour headache" when we stole it as kids. They keep it on the shelve, so it was real easy to get and tasted pretty good, but didn't ever get you that drunk.

Yea I remember the grape, orange jubeliee and some other flavors....That was the cheap mans drink...:dthumb:

Actually, it's Mad Dog 20/20 and we used to call it "the half-an-hour headache" when we stole it as kids. They keep it on the shelve, so it was real easy to get and tasted pretty good, but didn't ever get you that drunk. Mad Dog is not the real name. Its just the nick name. Look at the label.

Actually, it's Mad Dog 20/20 and we used to call it "the half-an-hour headache" when we stole it as kids. They keep it on the shelve, so it was real easy to get and tasted pretty good, but didn't ever get you that drunk. So is it like Boone's Farm then? (that, and pink champagne, were the poison of choice in the younger teen years :lol: )

So is it like Boone's Farm then? (that, and pink champagne, were the poison of choice in the younger teen years :lol: ) Exactly, and just like Thunderbird.

younger, broke years that is!

Ouch. Derek: At age 41 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

Loren: At age 49 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer. Now, I gotta ask if anyone else got such a disturbing prediction?:help: I don't know if I can handle the aliens and beer part! :wink: :yikes:

Chris: At age 74 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. :lol:

Better makem count! apparently i will, with meth. :nonod:

(Is MD 20/20 a wine? I always thought it was some sorta fruity beer/malt beverage product... :lol: Shows what I know!!!) Back in the 60's, we called it "Mad Dog 20/20". Stuff's got (or had) more alcohol than most cheap wines and was sold on the shelves of a fine, upscale 7-11 near you:cheers:

My girls was at age 39 she finally cut the heroin addiction. Unfortunately it was an overdose that made her stop. :lol:

Mark: At age 46 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs. There it is.

There it is. That's unfortunate.

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Do you both need a intervention?

tater: At age 61 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Derek: At age 41 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus. This one has to be the closest to the truth... Or maybe this one... one sick psycho: At age 50 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck. No doubt asking me to release them from their cells...

Jenna : At age 71 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

i did my hubby'a jlbusa... Joe: At age 62 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Exactly, and just like Thunderbird. Don't forget about Night Train. David: At age 83 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed. :idk: I just hope I make it to close to that age.