Woman tells cop she bought 'bad crack'

Woman tells cop she bought 'bad crack' HAWTHORNE, Fla. (AP) -- A North Carolina woman was arrested after complaining to a police officer that the crack cocaine she had just purchased wasn't very good,:idk: authorities said. Eloise D. Reaves, 50, approached the Putnam County sheriff's deputy at a convenience store Friday, telling him that another man had sold her "bad crack" that contained wax and cocaine.:luck: She pulled an alleged crack rock out of her mouth and placed it on the deputy's car for inspection,:yikes: the Palatka Daily News reported for Tuesday editions. The deputy told Reaves that she would be arrested if the crack tested positive for cocaine.:iagree: She was charged with possession of cocaine and bonded out for $1,504.:bonk:

Hey...when you come to Florida...we'll get into your wallet one way or another...:whistle:

:lol: Um.... wow.... just WOW.

Dumb bioootch:skep:

Dumb bioootch:skep: :iagree: :withstupi

Hey...when you come to Florida...we'll get into your wallet one way or another...:whistle: humm, don't I know it!

Dumb bioootch:skep: :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :flush: :flush:

:lol: Um.... wow.... just WOW. :withstupi :scratch:

Heres your sign.

Heres your sign. :rofl3: i'm sure she would fit in perfect with blue collar jokes

:nonod: .... mensa

That is hilareous :lol:

Woman tells cop she bought 'bad crack' HAWTHORNE, Fla. (AP) -- A North Carolina woman was arrested after complaining to a police officer that the crack cocaine she had just purchased wasn't very good,:idk: authorities said. Eloise D. Reaves, 50, approached the Putnam County sheriff's deputy at a convenience store Friday, telling him that another man had sold her "bad crack" that contained wax and cocaine.:luck: She pulled an alleged crack rock out of her mouth and placed it on the deputy's car for inspection,:yikes: the Palatka Daily News reported for Tuesday editions. The deputy told Reaves that she would be arrested if the crack tested positive for cocaine.:iagree: She was charged with possession of cocaine and bonded out for $1,504.:bonk: Impressive.

Reminds me of an episode of cops where a similar thing happened. One, a woman called the cops because she was trying to buy drugs and the guy took her money but didn't give her the drugs. Another, a guy called the cops because a hooker stole his wallet, but didn't finish the job (or something similar). Yes, there are many morons in this world.

Reminds me of an episode of cops where a similar thing happened. One, a woman called the cops because she was trying to buy drugs and the guy took her money but didn't give her the drugs. Another, a guy called the cops because a hooker stole his wallet, but didn't finish the job (or something similar). Yes, there are many morons in this world. Crazyness.

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/stopcrack.jpg

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/stopcrack.jpg I think Adolf was smoking a bit of that, don't you?

The magic eight ball says... http://www.home-barista.com/images/magic-eight-ball.png

I think Adolf was smoking a bit of that, don't you? :lol:

The magic eight ball says... http://www.home-barista.com/images/magic-eight-ball.png The magic 8 ball says red x homey. http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/thredxtrans.gif

The magic 8 ball says red x homey. http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/thredxtrans.gif http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/cracka.jpg It use to work but you were too damn slow to see it!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/cracka.jpg It use to work but you were too damn slow to see it! Doubtful. Your computer skills are lacking.

The magic 8 ball says red x homey. http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/thredxtrans.gif :lol:

The magic 8 ball says red x homey. http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/thredxtrans.gif I could see it. Must not be his computer skills.

I could see it. Must not be his computer skills. HA Marko! :nee

HA Marko! :nee http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/jerkit.gif