Captain Morgan 12-21-2006, 12:10 PM "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
Carolina 12-21-2006, 12:13 PM :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :flush:
neebelung 12-21-2006, 12:14 PM Oh :yikes:
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"I don't wake up until 7:00."
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I so don't look forward to getting old....
YZFR61ST 12-21-2006, 12:19 PM :lol:
bumblebee 12-21-2006, 01:59 PM But at least they're thankful they still have their driver's licenses...
Crazy250 12-21-2006, 02:04 PM :rofl:
99birdv6 12-21-2006, 02:05 PM But at least they're thankful they still have their driver's licenses...
Arent you in that category BEE? Are you the 60, 70, or 80 yr old? :lol:
just take me out behind the barn and put me out of my misery when i get old...:lol:
bumblebee 12-21-2006, 02:09 PM just take me out behind the barn and put me out of my misery when i get old...:lol:
AM...NOT...GOING ...TO...REPLY...:drool:
:lol: perv :wink: thats not what i meant...you know, like ya take the old horse out back to shoot him...
Crazy250 12-21-2006, 02:13 PM :lol: perv :wink: thats not what i meant...you know, like ya take the old horse out back to shoot him...
I don't have a horse or a barn :idk:
goober, its a figure of speech...maybe i am just too country for some of ya'll...
if the horse is old or dying (or any animal for that matter), out in the country they dont call a vet, they take it out back and shoot it...one bullet = cheaper than vet...my point is, i dont wanna get old, i want to die doing something i love and go out in a blaze of glory...:lol:
Crazy250 12-21-2006, 02:19 PM goober, its a figure of speech...maybe i am just too country for some of ya'll...
if the horse is old or dying (or any animal for that matter), out in the country they dont call a vet, they take it out back and shoot it...one bullet = cheaper than vet...my point is, i dont wanna get old, i want to die doing something i love and go out in a blaze of glory...:lol:
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I was just messin with you. :sorry:
Captain Morgan 12-21-2006, 02:21 PM But at least they're thankful they still have their driver's licenses...
I always say they'll need to shoot me before they take mine away. I'll loathe the day I'm not able to drive.
Gas Man 12-21-2006, 04:14 PM :lol: :rofl:
byron12 12-21-2006, 06:15 PM :lol: :lol:
marko138 12-21-2006, 11:31 PM http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/bigrofl.gif
1BadCBR 12-24-2006, 06:36 AM :lol:
I was just messin with you. :sorry:
and she fell right for it.....dang country gurls :lol:
drewpy 12-24-2006, 12:53 PM everyone laugh about old drives... its fricking hilarious....:rant: old ****ers dont need to drive
marko138 12-26-2006, 01:23 AM everyone laugh about old drives... its fricking hilarious....:rant: old ****ers dont need to drive
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