[JOKE]Getting old sucks!!

Captain Morgan
12-21-2006, 12:10 PM
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all." "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6:30." Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00."

Carolina
12-21-2006, 12:13 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :flush:

neebelung
12-21-2006, 12:14 PM
Oh :yikes: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Low
12-21-2006, 12:14 PM
"I don't wake up until 7:00." :rofl3: :rofl3: I so don't look forward to getting old....

YZFR61ST
12-21-2006, 12:19 PM
:lol:

bumblebee
12-21-2006, 01:59 PM
But at least they're thankful they still have their driver's licenses...

Crazy250
12-21-2006, 02:04 PM
:rofl:

99birdv6
12-21-2006, 02:05 PM
But at least they're thankful they still have their driver's licenses... Arent you in that category BEE? Are you the 60, 70, or 80 yr old? :lol:

Rae
12-21-2006, 02:06 PM
just take me out behind the barn and put me out of my misery when i get old...:lol:

bumblebee
12-21-2006, 02:09 PM
just take me out behind the barn and put me out of my misery when i get old...:lol: AM...NOT...GOING ...TO...REPLY...:drool:

Rae
12-21-2006, 02:10 PM
:lol: perv :wink: thats not what i meant...you know, like ya take the old horse out back to shoot him...

Crazy250
12-21-2006, 02:13 PM
:lol: perv :wink: thats not what i meant...you know, like ya take the old horse out back to shoot him... I don't have a horse or a barn :idk:

Rae
12-21-2006, 02:16 PM
goober, its a figure of speech...maybe i am just too country for some of ya'll... if the horse is old or dying (or any animal for that matter), out in the country they dont call a vet, they take it out back and shoot it...one bullet = cheaper than vet...my point is, i dont wanna get old, i want to die doing something i love and go out in a blaze of glory...:lol:

Crazy250
12-21-2006, 02:19 PM
goober, its a figure of speech...maybe i am just too country for some of ya'll... if the horse is old or dying (or any animal for that matter), out in the country they dont call a vet, they take it out back and shoot it...one bullet = cheaper than vet...my point is, i dont wanna get old, i want to die doing something i love and go out in a blaze of glory...:lol: :lol: I was just messin with you. :sorry:

Captain Morgan
12-21-2006, 02:21 PM
But at least they're thankful they still have their driver's licenses... I always say they'll need to shoot me before they take mine away. I'll loathe the day I'm not able to drive.

Gas Man
12-21-2006, 04:14 PM
:lol: :rofl:

byron12
12-21-2006, 06:15 PM
:lol: :lol:

marko138
12-21-2006, 11:31 PM
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1BadCBR
12-24-2006, 06:36 AM
:lol: I was just messin with you. :sorry: and she fell right for it.....dang country gurls :lol:

drewpy
12-24-2006, 12:53 PM
everyone laugh about old drives... its fricking hilarious....:rant: old ****ers dont need to drive

marko138
12-26-2006, 01:23 AM
everyone laugh about old drives... its fricking hilarious....:rant: old ****ers dont need to drive :withstupi