Is YOUR mind in the gutter? Read this to find out...

Captain Morgan
12-21-2006, 01:44 PM
I will seek and find you . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu p.s. Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! Ha! Gotcha!

ShanMan14
12-21-2006, 01:57 PM
:whore: :lol:

Captain Morgan
12-21-2006, 01:59 PM
:whore: :lol: As Nee and I discussed in another thread, I have some time to kill. :wink:

ShanMan14
12-21-2006, 02:02 PM
As Nee and I discussed in another thread, I have some time to kill. :wink: I saw. :bonk:

YZFR61ST
12-21-2006, 02:03 PM
:whore: ...:willy: :here: :willy: :here: :willy: :wbs: The Flu

neebelung
12-21-2006, 02:04 PM
Is YOUR mind in the gutter? Read this to find out... Do you really need to ask? :wink:

mvp622
12-21-2006, 02:15 PM
Do you really need to ask? :wink: its more fun when you say it :lol:

Gas Man
12-21-2006, 02:35 PM
Yeah that's great! NOT

Rae
12-21-2006, 02:36 PM
too late, i've had it all week!!! ugh....just shoot me now!

bumblebee
12-21-2006, 02:45 PM
But does that mean...If I get mind mind out of the gutter...I have to get up and go with it??:whistle:

Trip
12-21-2006, 02:45 PM
You get a flu shot now and it's pretty much ineffective. Takes something like six weeks to activate and in six weeks the main flu season of january is over.

Captain Morgan
12-21-2006, 02:48 PM
You get a flu shot now and it's pretty much ineffective. Takes something like six weeks to activate and in six weeks the main flu season of january is over. :lol: Leave it to you to get serious about a joke. :lol: BTW, I haven't had a flu shot since leaving the military. Only reason I got it when I was in was because I HAD to.

marko138
12-22-2006, 12:50 AM
Yeah that's great! NOT :iagree: Title gave it away.

Gas Man
12-22-2006, 02:03 AM
You get a flu shot now and it's pretty much ineffective. Takes something like six weeks to activate and in six weeks the main flu season of january is over. I have never got one and will NEVER get a flu shot!

marko138
12-22-2006, 02:05 AM
I have never got one and will NEVER get a flu shot! :iagree: F it. Besides...if I get the flu...it's a few days off work.

Gas Man
12-22-2006, 02:28 AM
I'd rather take my chances... but I DO NOT call off work! I get unlimited paid sick days at work and I've never used one! Been here for over 7 yrs!

byron12
12-22-2006, 04:06 PM
I'd rather take my chances... but I DO NOT call off work! I get unlimited paid sick days at work and I've never used one! Been here for over 7 yrs! well that is real considerate of your co workers to show up with the flu. I don't like to take sick days my self but if you have an infectious illness you owe ot to the rest of the world to stay home.

Gas Man
12-22-2006, 04:58 PM
For the most part I work by myself!

byron12
12-22-2006, 05:00 PM
For the most part I work by myself! well then you shall work sick.:dthumb:

ne1469
12-22-2006, 05:04 PM
I will seek and find you . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu p.s. Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! Ha! Gotcha! :lol:

Captain Morgan
12-22-2006, 10:53 PM
I'm like you, Gas. I rarely, if ever, call in sick. But I also rarely get sick. Only reason I'll call in sick is if the illness causes constant trips to the john. :lol:

Gas Man
12-23-2006, 06:55 AM
I get sick and usually when I do get sick I get REAL sick. The last time I got the flu from sniffin in some mold spores... I was sick for like 8 weeks... it was no joke!

1BadCBR
12-23-2006, 07:43 AM
:lol: Leave it to you to get serious about a joke. :lol: BTW, I haven't had a flu shot since leaving the military. Only reason I got it when I was in was because I HAD to. yep, it's one of those things that we are required to take. It's free so what the heck right!

neebelung
12-23-2006, 08:45 AM
I get sick and usually when I do get sick I get REAL sick. The last time I got the flu from sniffin in some mold spores... I was sick for like 8 weeks... it was no joke! I feel for ya.... I'm the same way. Highly allergic to dust and mold.... a wee bit can give me a sinus infection which (as it did this week) turns into bronchitis..... (and Chris is just as bad... My mom keeps saying we need to move someplace dry like AZ or TX)

Gas Man
12-23-2006, 12:48 PM
Yeah it sucks... but flonase is your best friend!

marko138
12-26-2006, 04:40 AM
well that is real considerate of your co workers to show up with the flu. I don't like to take sick days my self but if you have an infectious illness you owe ot to the rest of the world to stay home. :iagree: I got sick Friday...been sick all weekend. I came to work today...but shoulda stayed home.

bumblebee
12-26-2006, 10:42 PM
:cheers:

Captain Morgan
12-27-2006, 10:43 PM
I feel for ya.... I'm the same way. Highly allergic to dust and mold.... a wee bit can give me a sinus infection which (as it did this week) turns into bronchitis..... (and Chris is just as bad... My mom keeps saying we need to move someplace dry like AZ or TX) If I get into the slightest bit of dust, I sneeze for three effing days. I hate dust!!

marko138
12-27-2006, 11:30 PM
If I get into the slightest bit of dust, I sneeze for three effing days. I hate dust!! That sucks. I'm ill as hell right now. I passed it on to my wife.