Howw to pi$$ off a cop...............

The other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about five minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi". He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So, I called him a "donut eating Gestapo". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket (parking more then 12 inches from the curb. This went on for about twenty minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care, I came downtown on my bike, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, "Hillary in '08". I try to have a little fun each day. It's important to stay busy somehow.

HAHA good stuff

:slol: I'd rep ya if i could

:slol: I'd rep ya if i could YOU'D BE SURPRIZED HOW OFTEN I HEAR THAT!

well you do have as many reps as me PLUS a gold star

That was awesome Tater! Heard it before.. but I really needed that this morning!

This wasn't you. But still funny.

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:pity: So Wrong, and yet..:rofl: :rofl: :thumbs: :screwy:

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:pity: So Wrong, and yet..:rofl: :rofl: :thumbs: :screwy: :iagree: I kind of wish I could see someone do that....and the cops reaction....:yikes:

:iagree: I kind of wish I could see someone do that....and the cops reaction....:yikes: then cop gives you a ticket for standing there..:lol:

then cop gives you a ticket for standing there..:lol: Loitering.:lol:

dude, that was my car. i wondered why i got all those ******* tickets. ":^( -a|ex

Loitering.:lol: yeah that's the word I was looking for...would rep ya but need to rep others...:idk:

then cop gives you a ticket for standing there..:lol: But I was waiting for the bus... My ride was late... I had a Flat... My shoe was untided... The Sun was in my eyes... I was looking for a puppy... And if I go watch Blues Brothers again... I could come up with a few more....:crazy:

Were you not wearing gear, or was the cop just dense?

Were you not wearing gear, or was the cop just dense? nobody is that dense. good story though, heard similar stuff before, always cracks a smile.