Probably a dupe, but still funny.

Captain Morgan
02-01-2007, 12:44 PM
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS: ุ 40-ish…………………………….49. ุ Adventurous…………………….Slept with everyone. ุ Athletic…………………………..No breasts. ุ Average looking……………… Moooo. ุ Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar. ุ Emotionally Secure……………...On medication. ุ Feminist………………………….Fat. ุ Free Spirit………………………..Junkie. ุ Friendship first…………………..Former Slut. ุ New-Age………………………...Body hair in the wrong places. ุ Old-fashioned……………………No B.J.’s ุ Open-minded…………………….Desperate. ุ Out going…………………………Loud and embarrassing. ุ Professional……………………...Bitch. ุ Voluptuous………………………Very fat. ุ Large frame……………………...Hugely fat. ุ Wants soul mate…………………Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH: ุ Yes……………………………….No ุ No………………………………..Yes ุ Maybe…………………………… No ุ We need…………………………. I want ุ I am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry ุ We need to talk………………….You’re in trouble ุ Sure, go ahead…………………...You better not ุ Do what you want……………….You will pay for this later ุ I am not upset……………………Of course, I am upset, you moron! ุ You’re very attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH: ุ I am hungry………………………I am hungry ุ I am sleepy……………………….I am sleepy ุ I am tired…………………………I am tired ุ Nice dress………………………...Nice cleavage! ุ I love you………………………...Let’s have sex now ุ I am bored………………………..Do you want to have sex? ุ May I have this dance?.................I’d like to have sex with you. ุ Can I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with yo u. ุ Do you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you. ุ Can I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you. ุ I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…………..I’m gay.

tburda
02-01-2007, 12:46 PM
lol funny thing is i think those are all spot on

Rider
02-01-2007, 12:46 PM
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS: ุ 40-ish…………………………….49. ุ Adventurous…………………….Slept with everyone. ุ Athletic…………………………..No breasts. ุ Average looking……………… Moooo. ุ Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar. ุ Emotionally Secure……………...On medication. ุ Feminist………………………….Fat. ุ Free Spirit………………………..Junkie. ุ Friendship first…………………..Former Slut. ุ New-Age………………………...Body hair in the wrong places. ุ Old-fashioned……………………No B.J.’s ุ Open-minded…………………….Desperate. ุ Out going…………………………Loud and embarrassing. ุ Professional……………………...Bitch. ุ Voluptuous………………………Very fat. ุ Large frame……………………...Hugely fat. ุ Wants soul mate…………………Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH: ุ Yes……………………………….No ุ No………………………………..Yes ุ Maybe…………………………… No ุ We need…………………………. I want ุ I am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry ุ We need to talk………………….You’re in trouble ุ Sure, go ahead…………………...You better not ุ Do what you want……………….You will pay for this later ุ I am not upset……………………Of course, I am upset, you moron! ุ You’re very attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH: ุ I am hungry………………………I am hungry ุ I am sleepy……………………….I am sleepy ุ I am tired…………………………I am tired ุ Nice dress………………………...Nice cleavage! ุ I love you………………………...Let’s have sex now ุ I am bored………………………..Do you want to have sex? ุ May I have this dance?.................I’d like to have sex with you. ุ Can I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with yo u. ุ Do you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you. ุ Can I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you. ุ I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…………..I’m gay. All truth!

neebelung
02-01-2007, 12:47 PM
:lol: :clap:

YZFR61ST
02-01-2007, 12:51 PM
:cheers: ....true

byron12
02-01-2007, 01:05 PM
:readng: :lol: :dthumb:

Low
02-01-2007, 01:56 PM
ุ Voluptuous………………………Very fat. ุ Large frame……………………...Hugely fat. ุ Wants soul mate…………………Stalker. why do these stick out in my mind so much.. Oh yeah I reamber.. Big Kim from down the street.... :yikes: 425lbs. but damnnnn she had alot of money

Rider
02-01-2007, 02:00 PM
why do these stick out in my mind so much.. Oh yeah I reamber.. Big Kim from down the street.... :yikes: 425lbs. You only half the man she is. :lol:

Captain Morgan
02-01-2007, 02:06 PM
You only half the man she is. :lol: :lol: BTW, just gave you your third goldie. ;) My reps are worth over 100 pts. each and I think yours should be close to that. :D

Rider
02-01-2007, 02:07 PM
:lol: BTW, just gave you your third goldie. ;) My reps are worth over 100 pts. each and I think yours should be close to that. :D mine are over 100. :thx1:

Low
02-01-2007, 04:14 PM
You only half the man she is. :lol: not even.. then I only weighed 'bout 170... :bonk:

DLIT
02-01-2007, 04:24 PM
You want to get a pizza and fu*k? What?..you don't like pizza?

saverok
02-01-2007, 05:32 PM
:dthumb: :slol:

jalaan1
02-01-2007, 05:54 PM
:lol:

lowbudgetpimpin'
02-01-2007, 07:32 PM
rept. for the laugh of the day.

Gas Man
02-01-2007, 10:14 PM
All truth!!! TRUTH! TRUTH TRUTH!