Captain Morgan
02-01-2007, 12:44 PM
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMENS PERSONAL ADS:
ุ 40-ish
.49.
ุ Adventurous
.Slept with everyone.
ุ Athletic
..No breasts.
ุ Average looking
Moooo.
ุ Beautiful
Pathological liar.
ุ Emotionally Secure
...On medication.
ุ Feminist
.Fat.
ุ Free Spirit
..Junkie.
ุ Friendship first
..Former Slut.
ุ New-Age
...Body hair in the wrong places.
ุ Old-fashioned
No B.J.s
ุ Open-minded
.Desperate.
ุ Out going
Loud and embarrassing.
ุ Professional
...Bitch.
ุ Voluptuous
Very fat.
ุ Large frame
...Hugely fat.
ุ Wants soul mate
Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMENS ENGLISH:
ุ Yes
.No
ุ No
..Yes
ุ Maybe
No
ุ We need
. I want
ุ I am sorry
..Youll be sorry
ุ We need to talk
.Youre in trouble
ุ Sure, go ahead
...You better not
ุ Do what you want
.You will pay for this later
ุ I am not upset
Of course, I am upset, you moron!
ุ Youre very attentive tonight
Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MENS ENGLISH:
ุ I am hungry
I am hungry
ุ I am sleepy
.I am sleepy
ุ I am tired
I am tired
ุ Nice dress
...Nice cleavage!
ุ I love you
...Lets have sex now
ุ I am bored
..Do you want to have sex?
ุ May I have this dance?.................Id like to have sex with you.
ุ Can I call you sometime?..............Id like to have sex with yo u.
ุ Do you want to go to a movie?......Id like to have sex with you.
ุ Can I take you out to dinner?........Id like to have sex with you.
ุ I dont think those shoes go with that outfit
..Im gay.
tburda
02-01-2007, 12:46 PM
lol funny thing is i think those are all spot on
Rider
02-01-2007, 12:46 PM
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMENS PERSONAL ADS:
ุ 40-ish
.49.
ุ Adventurous
.Slept with everyone.
ุ Athletic
..No breasts.
ุ Average looking
Moooo.
ุ Beautiful
Pathological liar.
ุ Emotionally Secure
...On medication.
ุ Feminist
.Fat.
ุ Free Spirit
..Junkie.
ุ Friendship first
..Former Slut.
ุ New-Age
...Body hair in the wrong places.
ุ Old-fashioned
No B.J.s
ุ Open-minded
.Desperate.
ุ Out going
Loud and embarrassing.
ุ Professional
...Bitch.
ุ Voluptuous
Very fat.
ุ Large frame
...Hugely fat.
ุ Wants soul mate
Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMENS ENGLISH:
ุ Yes
.No
ุ No
..Yes
ุ Maybe
No
ุ We need
. I want
ุ I am sorry
..Youll be sorry
ุ We need to talk
.Youre in trouble
ุ Sure, go ahead
...You better not
ุ Do what you want
.You will pay for this later
ุ I am not upset
Of course, I am upset, you moron!
ุ Youre very attentive tonight
Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MENS ENGLISH:
ุ I am hungry
I am hungry
ุ I am sleepy
.I am sleepy
ุ I am tired
I am tired
ุ Nice dress
...Nice cleavage!
ุ I love you
...Lets have sex now
ุ I am bored
..Do you want to have sex?
ุ May I have this dance?.................Id like to have sex with you.
ุ Can I call you sometime?..............Id like to have sex with yo u.
ุ Do you want to go to a movie?......Id like to have sex with you.
ุ Can I take you out to dinner?........Id like to have sex with you.
ุ I dont think those shoes go with that outfit
..Im gay.
All truth!
ุ Voluptuous
Very fat.
ุ Large frame
...Hugely fat.
ุ Wants soul mate
Stalker.
why do these stick out in my mind so much.. Oh yeah I reamber.. Big Kim from down the street.... :yikes: 425lbs.
but damnnnn she had alot of money
Rider
02-01-2007, 02:00 PM
why do these stick out in my mind so much.. Oh yeah I reamber.. Big Kim from down the street.... :yikes: 425lbs.
You only half the man she is. :lol:
Captain Morgan
02-01-2007, 02:06 PM
You only half the man she is. :lol:
:lol: BTW, just gave you your third goldie. ;) My reps are worth over 100 pts. each and I think yours should be close to that. :D
Rider
02-01-2007, 02:07 PM
:lol: BTW, just gave you your third goldie. ;) My reps are worth over 100 pts. each and I think yours should be close to that. :D
mine are over 100. :thx1:
You only half the man she is. :lol:
not even.. then I only weighed 'bout 170... :bonk:
You want to get a pizza and fu*k? What?..you don't like pizza?
lowbudgetpimpin'
02-01-2007, 07:32 PM
rept. for the laugh of the day.
Gas Man
02-01-2007, 10:14 PM
All truth!!! TRUTH! TRUTH TRUTH!