Anyone need some *ahem* unconventional Valentine's Day gift ideas?

:BAHA: There's some CLASSIC stuff on here... I'm so cursing the girl that posted this on another forum, cus I could spend a fortune on this site! :lol: http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=260

:BAHA: There's some CLASSIC stuff on here... I'm so cursing the girl that posted this on another forum, cus I could spend a fortune on this site! :lol: http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=260 Work safe? Oh BTW my soon to be ex-wife isnt getting sh*t from me for valentines day.

Work safe? Oh BTW my soon to be ex-wife isnt getting sh*t from me for valentines day. Give her a golden shower, for old times sake. :wink:

Work safe? Oh BTW my soon to be ex-wife isnt getting sh*t from me for valentines day. Yes, worksafe. (I know better than to post up a naughty link around here!) :dthumb: And yeah, go wtih DLIT's idea. :dthumb:

dayum :lol: ..will have buy some stuff. :thx1: ..nee

Give her a golden shower, for old times sake. :wink: Yes, worksafe. (I know better than to post up a naughty link around here!) :dthumb: And yeah, go wtih DLIT's idea. :dthumb: Nah I couldnt do that, but I like to donkey punch her.

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Nah I couldnt do that, but I like to donkey punch her. :lol: You'll Donkey punch, but ya won't give her a golden shower? :scratch:

damn, all you cats around here gettin divorced, sorry to hear....:(

:lol: You'll Donkey punch, but ya won't give her a golden shower? :scratch: It was a joke, I wouldnt do either. :tt:

damn, all you cats around here gettin divorced, sorry to hear....:( That's why I'm avoiding marriage. :lol:

It was a joke, I wouldnt do either. :tt: Mutual divorce I take it? Doesn't sound like you really don't like her.

Oh, that site looks like an old Spencer's store. :lol:

That's why I'm avoiding marriage. :lol: i was engaged when i was 20...glad it didnt work out now, lol.

Mutual divorce I take it? Doesn't sound like you really don't like her. Yeah its mutual, she just hasnt filed yet, but Im going to. 14 years we have been together and it been about 10 years too long.

that's too bad. better luck next time...:hug:

that's too bad. better luck next time...:hug: :thx1: :hug:

Yeah its mutual, she just hasnt filed yet, but Im going to. 14 years we have been together and it been about 10 years too long. :sorry:

Ok lets move along and get back on topic. :jacked:

Yeah its mutual, she just hasnt filed yet, but Im going to. 14 years we have been together and it been about 10 years too long. Dude! At 14 years a pop you don't have time to try too many more times! Maybe first you try 14 different relationships in a year?:idk:

Dude! At 14 years a pop you don't have time to try too many more times! Maybe first you try 14 different relationships in a year?:idk: Been there done that. No thanks.