1BadCBR 03-01-2007, 04:59 PM Why, Why,Why?
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
upshift 03-01-2007, 05:04 PM Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
:slol:
griffter911 03-01-2007, 05:15 PM Why is 7-11 open 24 hrs a day 7 days a week 365 days a year, but has locks on the doors.
Why do we park on drive ways, but drive on parkways
A chip bag says contest prizes may vary, no purchase nescesary, DETAILS INSIDE.
saverok 03-01-2007, 05:42 PM :slol:
jeeps84 03-01-2007, 05:45 PM Why ask why?
NONE_too_SOFT 03-01-2007, 05:49 PM why not?
Why are you now a 2 year old?
NONE_too_SOFT 03-01-2007, 06:24 PM why do you have a scary clown in your sig.
griffter911 03-01-2007, 06:28 PM why are we asking questions. we should be asking answers. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
jeeps84 03-01-2007, 06:28 PM why are we asking questions. we should be asking answers. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
This aint Jepordy
griffter911 03-01-2007, 06:29 PM Management would like to appologize for the previous post and would like to notify all that the writer of it has been sacked.
NONE_too_SOFT 03-01-2007, 06:29 PM why do we wear underwear
jeeps84 03-01-2007, 06:30 PM why do we wear underwear
It would look funny out side our paints.
griffter911 03-01-2007, 06:30 PM why do we wear underwear
who wears underwear?:idk:
upshift 03-01-2007, 06:30 PM why do we wear underwear?
poopy pants
^thats why^
NONE_too_SOFT 03-01-2007, 06:30 PM who wears overwear?
NONE_too_SOFT 03-01-2007, 06:31 PM ^thats why^
lmao, props for the quote from another thread:wink:
upshift 03-01-2007, 06:36 PM lmao, props for the quote from another thread:wink:
:cheers:
saverok 03-01-2007, 06:51 PM Management would like to appologize for the previous post and would like to notify all that the writer of it has been sacked.
yes monty python rocks ass.
why do you have a scary clown in your sig.
what do you mean I think he's funny...everytime I look at him he's laughing... just look at'em for a while... you'll see.......
But then I also thought all the Friday the 13th & Nightmare on Elm streets' where funny too....:lol:
byron12 03-02-2007, 03:30 PM Why is 7-11 open 24 hrs a day 7 days a week 365 days a year, but has locks on the doors.
Why do we park on drive ways, but drive on parkways
A chip bag says contest prizes may vary, no purchase nescesary, DETAILS INSIDE.
Waffle houses supposedly throw the key to the door in the cement of the side walk as it is being built.:idk:
YZFR61ST 03-02-2007, 03:31 PM :readng: .....:lol:
why ask why try bud light...!?!?!
byron12 03-02-2007, 03:34 PM I fart in your general direction english pigdogs, you vile higniggits. Your mother was a hamster and your father was a ****.
ebbs15 03-02-2007, 03:35 PM why before issuing a lethal injection does the doctor swab the area with an alcohol swab? to make sure they don't get an infection?:scratch:
byron12 03-02-2007, 03:38 PM why before issuing a lethal injection does the doctor swab the area with an alcohol swab? to make sure they don't get an infection?:scratch:
Too make the executioner who is defying their hippocratic oath feel better.
saverok 03-02-2007, 08:22 PM I fart in your general direction english pigdogs, you vile higniggits. Your mother was a hamster and your father was a ****.
Monty python :dthumb:
byron12 03-02-2007, 08:36 PM Courtesy of my wife: Why do people yell when they talk to a person who speaks a different language...:lol:
upshift 03-03-2007, 07:13 AM Courtesy of my wife: Why do people yell when they talk to a person who speaks a different language...:lol:
:lol: My mom even picks up the accent when shes talking to them.
Carolina 03-03-2007, 11:05 AM why can't I think of any shii to write :idk: anyway cool posts they are too funny
kawi 636 03-03-2007, 11:50 AM :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:willy: :willy: :willy:
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