10 word stories- go.

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 05:31 PM
i don't like posting in the word association thread because every time i post nobody uses my post for the next post, and it makes me feel unloved.


with that said I propose a new game. 10 word stories. every post has to be exactly ten words, and it has to make sense from the previous persons post. Your post doesn't have to be a sentence, it can be part of a sentence, 3 sentence's, whatever, just as long as its ten words. Punctuation doesn't count.

The challenge of the game is to get something that actually makes sense fellas, so dont just post with out reading whats going on, it makes the thread kind of pointless.


you guys are doin good, funny stuff, remember to only post replies to the FIRST poster if multiple posts come after somebody. if you notice you're not first feel free to edit your post to resume the story, it gets messy when there are 4 diferent sentences floatin around.

and remember to use punctuation so we don't have one huge run-on

what we've got so far (better get rept for this)
"One day I was riding my bike in the snow
and I was about to make a left turn when
out of nowhere came this giant platypus that ate my
glove so I had to ride home only with my
elbows. I had to take revenge on this platypus now.
I took out my potato gun and took a shot at
the man driving the beer truck. I gotta be drunk
to fight a nasty beast like the platypus king and
get a quick buzz before i went out of my
way to dodge the fat girl swinging from the tree
outside my house. she was way too big for my
dog to fight so I threw her a hambone to
get her attention off me and i ran so fast
that I lost traction in my air jordans and fell
off the side of a raised parking lot. then i
pulled out my 9 and shot that platypus in the
ass. Just before the fat girl came crashing down on
my yard i managed to catch her. The king platypus
now ticked that he had a bullet in his ass
called upon voltron to assemble and chap my sorry ass.
Just when Voltron was about to smash the living chit
out of king platypus for waking him up so early
fat girl started to pick her ass off the grass
so i shot her in the head. She died. Voltron
said I'm outs catcha on the flip side of town
holmes. Then i laughed at platypus for being so dumb.
he asked if we're supposed to start a new sentence.
so i shot him in the face for being stupid.
then the platypus grew another head and laughs at the
fat chick and bites here leg until gravy spewed out
,and then she said pass the taters you selfish ho.
and biscuits, then he saved them for dinner and leftovers
until he noticed it had mold, then he got all
pissed off and sat on her face. yelling"
"WTF i gotta be dreaming this *****". I woke up
vomiting everywhere because i found naked photos of us at
The gap. i collected myself and went outside to pee,
then the red power ranger goldburged me and i peed
blood. he started running so i got on my bike
did a 130mph wheelie then, endoed and crashed in someones
sister, she was hot. i asked her, her name she
handed over her t-back with her number on it and
she gave me the number for time and temperature. It
made me fly off the hinge, so i slung my
cat into a wall. someone from PETA saw me, and they
laughed their asses off. Then I got going again until
a wild mouse stopped in front of my motorcycle, so
I had to grab a handful of front brake and
did an endo right over the little guys tail. He
screamed and :cursin: and flipped me the bird. I was
mad now, i did a burnout on his head. Riding
now on my slick tires I tried not to bust
one after all those endos, so i said to myself "
"i shouldn't be riding when I'm so drunk". I laughed
at this dumb chick that was also drunk and slid
my bike right into her car. We laughed until cops
came and wrote us tickets, so we went to the
bar to drink more to forget about the darn tickets
but my bike was totaled so we walked to the
strip club and the silly drunk girl got a
ten gallon drum of ice cream. She said she needed
A hand full of ones to tip the girl dancing in
the club. I said "you need to share that tasty
cherry of your's" and I'll give you the single of
my wonka bar". She slapped me and then said ok.
So i let her try some of my tasty goodness. She
slowly reached down and gently grabbed my long hard pulsing
gerbil. It freaked out and clawed my pocket. I only
saw a flash of fur as it disappeared into the
pitcher of beer on the table it drowned. I thought
it was a goner. intill it became gerbal from hell.
It looked at me and horns sprung from it's head
all the dancers ran for cover. I jumped to my
feet and grabbed my drink. I yelled to the tall
blond to grab my helmet and throw me her thong.
She picked it up off the ground and threw it
to me. I put on the thong helmet and threw
up major chunks. I was ready to party some more
so me and the midget danced the funky chicken intill
that cow showed up.. i was thinking what the hell!
So I picked up the midget and took the back
door to oblivion. Things got even weirder as we got
to her car. thinks she slipped me a micky. i
tried to fight it but it was no use the
ground kept moving closer until I finally fell and passed
gas on the way to impaling myself on a stalagmite.
then after getting myself off that damn stalagmite i thought
damn i'm bleeding all over the place, i need a





"One day I was riding my bike in the snow

jeeps84
03-01-2007, 05:42 PM
Let the games begin. Start your story here now.

upshift
03-01-2007, 05:43 PM
i don't like posting in the word association thread because every time i post nobody uses my post for the next post, and it makes me feel unloved.


with that said I propose a new game. 10 word stories. every post has to be exactly ten words, and it has to make sense from the previous persons post. Your post doesn't have to be a sentence, it can be part of a sentence, 3 sentence's, whatever, just as long as its ten words. Punctuation doesn't count.



"One day I was riding my bike in the snow

and I was about to make a left turn when

saverok
03-01-2007, 05:55 PM
and I was about to make a left turn when

out of nowhere came this giant platapuss (sp?) that ate my

upshift
03-01-2007, 05:59 PM
out of nowhere came this giant platapuss (sp?) that ate my

glove so I had to ride home only with my

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 06:18 PM
glove so I had to ride home only with my

elbows(:lol:). I had to take revenge on this platypus now.

saverok
03-01-2007, 06:25 PM
elbows(:lol:). I had to take revenge on this platypus now.

I took out my potato gun and took a shot at

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 06:27 PM
I took out my potato gun and took a shot at

the man driving the beer truck. I gotta be drunk

upshift
03-01-2007, 06:47 PM
the man driving the beer truck. I gotta be drunk

to fight a nasty beast like the platypus king and

saverok
03-01-2007, 06:55 PM
to fight a nasty beast like the platypus king and

survive. I thought I really needed some Captain Morgan to

busafied
03-01-2007, 06:59 PM
survive. I thought I really needed some Captain Morgan to

get a quick buzz before i went out of my

saverok
03-01-2007, 07:04 PM
get a quick buzz before i went out of my

way to dodge the fat girl swinging from the tree

busafied
03-01-2007, 07:07 PM
way to dodge the fat girl swinging from the tree

outside my house. she was way to big for my

upshift
03-01-2007, 07:08 PM
way to dodge the fat girl swinging from the tree

in the park to my left but she was going

777Customs
03-01-2007, 07:08 PM
way to dodge the fat girl swinging from the tree
I had to look away, and ended up doing a

saverok
03-01-2007, 07:11 PM
outside my house. she was way to big for my

in the park to my left but she was going

I had to look away, and ended up doing a

since busafied was first:



dog to fight so I threw her a hambone to

busafied
03-01-2007, 07:11 PM
I had to look away, and ended up doing a

backflip when i found out my computer was to slow

busafied
03-01-2007, 07:12 PM
since busafied was first:



dog to fight so I threw her a hambone to

get her attention off me and i ran so fast

upshift
03-01-2007, 07:13 PM
:willy:

saverok
03-01-2007, 07:14 PM
get her attention off me and i ran so fast

that I lost traction in my air jordans and fell

busafied
03-01-2007, 07:15 PM
that I lost traction in my air jordans and fell

off the side of a raised parking lot. then i

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 07:21 PM
off the side of a raised parking lot. then i



pulled out my 9 and shot that platypus in the




you guys are doin good, funny stuff, remember to only post replies to the FIRST poster if multiple posts come after somebody. if you notice you're not first feel free to edit your post to resume the story, it gets messy when there are 4 diferent sentences floatin around.

and remember to use punctuation so we don't have one huge run-on

saverok
03-01-2007, 07:26 PM
pulled out my 9 and shot that platypus in the




you guys are doin good, funny stuff, remember to only post replies to the FIRST poster if multiple posts come after somebody. if you notice you're not first feel free to edit your post to resume the story, it gets messy when there are 4 diferent sentences floatin around.

and remember to use punctuation so we don't have one huge run-on


ass. Just before the fat girl came crashing down on

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 07:29 PM
ass. Just before the fat girl came crashing down on

my yard i managed to catch her. The king platypus

saverok
03-01-2007, 07:33 PM
my yard i managed to catch her. The king platypus

now ticked that he had a bullet in his ass

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 07:35 PM
now ticked that he had a bullet in his ass

called upon voltron to assemble and chap my sorry ass.

saverok
03-01-2007, 07:37 PM
called upon voltron to assemble and chap my sorry ass.

Just when Voltron was about to smash the living chit

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 07:38 PM
Just when Voltron was about to smash the living chit

out of king platypus for waking him up so early

saverok
03-01-2007, 07:43 PM
out of king platypus for waking him up so early

. fat girl started to pick her ass off the grass

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 07:59 PM
so i shot her in the head. She died. Voltron

saverok
03-01-2007, 08:04 PM
so i shot her in the head. She died. Voltron

said I'm outs catcha on the flip side of town

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 08:27 PM
holmes. Then i laughed at platypus for being so dumb.

busafied
03-01-2007, 08:47 PM
holmes. Then i laughed at platypus for being so dumb.

he asked if we're supposed to start a new sentence.:whistle:

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 08:49 PM
he asked if we're supposed to start a new sentence.:whistle:

so i shot him in the face for being stupid.




(and yes)

cloner_357
03-01-2007, 08:52 PM
then the platypus grew another head and laughs at the

byron12
03-01-2007, 08:53 PM
so i shot him in the face for being stupid.




(and yes)

He survived and gave my sister the rusty nail.

busafied
03-01-2007, 08:54 PM
then the platypus grew another head and laughs at the

fat chick and bites here leg until gravy spewed out

byron12
03-01-2007, 08:56 PM
fat chick and bites here leg until gravy spewed out

,and then she said pass the taters you selfish ho.

cloner_357
03-01-2007, 08:56 PM
and biscuits, then he saved them for dinner and leftovers

busafied
03-01-2007, 08:59 PM
and biscuits, then he saved them for dinner and leftovers

until he noticed it had mold, then he got all

kawi 636
03-01-2007, 09:03 PM
until he noticed it had mold, then he got all

pissed off and sat on her face. yelling"

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 09:05 PM
pissed off and sat on her face. yelling"

"WTF i gotta be dreaming this *****". I woke up

busafied
03-01-2007, 09:08 PM
"WTF i gotta be dreaming this *****". I woke up

vomiting everywhere because i found naked photos of us at

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 09:11 PM
vomiting everywhere because i found naked photos of us at



The gap. i collected myself and went outside to pee

busafied
03-01-2007, 09:13 PM
The gap. i collected myself and went outside to pee

then, the red power ranger goldburged me and i peed

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 09:15 PM
blood. he started running so i got on my bike

busafied
03-01-2007, 09:17 PM
blood. he started running so i got on my bike

, did a 130mph wheelie then, endoed and crashed in someones

kawi 636
03-01-2007, 09:17 PM
oops to slow

kawi 636
03-01-2007, 09:19 PM
, did a 130mph wheelie then, endoed and crashed in someones

sister, she was hot. i asked her, her name she

busafied
03-01-2007, 09:20 PM
sister, she was hot. i asked her, her name she

handed over her t-back with her number on it and

byron12
03-01-2007, 09:48 PM
handed over her t-back with her number on it and

she gave me the number for time and tempeture. It

busafied
03-01-2007, 09:57 PM
she gave me the number for time and tempeture. It

made me fly off the hinge, so i slung my

byron12
03-01-2007, 10:02 PM
made me fly off the hinge, so i slung my

cat into a wall somone from PETA saw me, and they

NONE_too_SOFT
03-01-2007, 10:35 PM
laughed their asses off. Then I got going again until

marko138
03-01-2007, 11:33 PM
laughed their asses off. Then I got going again until

a wild mouse stopped in front of my motorcycle, so...

saverok
03-02-2007, 11:23 AM
a wild mouse stopped in front of my motorcycle, so...

I had to grab a handful of front brake and

NONE_too_SOFT
03-02-2007, 11:32 AM
I had to grab a handful of front brake and


did an endo right over the little guys tail. He

saverok
03-02-2007, 11:52 AM
did an endo right over the little guys tail. He

screamed and :cursin: and flipped me the bird. I was

NONE_too_SOFT
03-02-2007, 11:58 AM
screamed and :cursin: and flipped me the bird. I was

mad now, i did a burnout on his head. Riding

byron12
03-02-2007, 11:59 AM
screamed and :cursin: and flipped me the bird. I was

through a fast moving creek I ate it hard over

saverok
03-02-2007, 12:03 PM
mad now, i did a burnout on his head. Riding

now on my slick tires I tried not to bust

busafied
03-02-2007, 01:57 PM
now on my slick tires I tried not to bust

one after all those endos, so i said to myself "

NONE_too_SOFT
03-02-2007, 02:00 PM
one after all those endos, so i said to myself "

"i shouldn't be riding when I'm so drunk". I laughed

busafied
03-02-2007, 02:05 PM
"i shouldn't be riding when I'm so drunk". I laughed

at this dumb chick that was also drunk and slid

NONE_too_SOFT
03-02-2007, 02:07 PM
at this dumb chick that was also drunk and slid

my bike right into her car. We laughed until cops

busafied
03-02-2007, 02:17 PM
my bike right into her car. We laughed until cops

came and wrote us tickets, so we went to the

Carolina
03-02-2007, 02:53 PM
came and wrote us tickets, so we went to the

bar to drink more to forget about the darn tickets

YZFR61ST
03-02-2007, 03:22 PM
bar to drink more to forget about the darn tickets

but my bike was totaled so we walked to the

byron12
03-02-2007, 03:43 PM
but my bike was totaled so we walked to the

the strip club and the silly drunk girl got a

NONE_too_SOFT
03-02-2007, 03:50 PM
the strip club and the silly drunk girl got a

ten gallon drum of ice cream. She said she needed

ebbs15
03-02-2007, 04:04 PM
ten gallon drum of ice cream. She said she needed

A handfull of ones to tip the girl dancing in

NONE_too_SOFT
03-02-2007, 04:05 PM
A handfull of ones to tip the girl dancing in

the club. I said "you need to share that tasty

YZFR61ST
03-02-2007, 04:09 PM
cherry of your's" and I'll give you the single of

ebbs15
03-02-2007, 04:52 PM
cherry of your's" and I'll give you the single of

the year, I have it on CD in my new

NONE_too_SOFT
03-02-2007, 04:52 PM
cherry of your's" and I'll give you the single of

my wonka bar". She slapped me and then said ok.

saverok
03-02-2007, 08:26 PM
my wonka bar". She slapped me and then said ok.

So i let her try some of my tasty goodness. She

ebbs15
03-02-2007, 08:35 PM
So i let her try some of my tasty goodness. She
slowly reached down and gently grabbed my long hard pulsing

saverok
03-02-2007, 08:39 PM
slowly reached down and gently grabbed my long hard pulsing

gerbil. It freaked out and clawed my pocket. I only

ebbs15
03-02-2007, 08:54 PM
gerbil. It freaked out and clawed my pocket. I only

saw a flash of fur as it disappeared into the

byron12
03-02-2007, 08:56 PM
saw a flash of fur as it disappeared into the

pitcher of beer on the table it drowned. I thought

saverok
03-02-2007, 09:05 PM
pitcher of beer on the table it drowned. I thought

it was a goner. intill it became gerbal from hell.

ebbs15
03-02-2007, 09:10 PM
it was a goner. intill it became gerbal from hell.

It looked at me and horns sprung from it's head

saverok
03-02-2007, 09:11 PM
It looked at me and horns sprung from it's head

all the dancers ran for cover. I jumped to my

ebbs15
03-02-2007, 09:15 PM
all the dancers ran for cover. I jumped to my

feet and grabbed my drink. I yelled to the tall

byron12
03-02-2007, 09:15 PM
Bouncer friend he was instantly beheaded by gerbil from hell.

saverok
03-02-2007, 09:16 PM
feet and grabbed my drink. I yelled to the tall

blond to grab my helmet and throw me her thong.

ebbs15
03-02-2007, 09:18 PM
blond to grab my helmet and throw me her thong.

She picked it up off the ground and threw it

saverok
03-02-2007, 09:19 PM
She picked it up off the ground and threw it

to me. I put on the thong helmet and threw

byron12
03-02-2007, 09:22 PM
to me. I put on the thong helmet and threw

up major chunks. I was ready to party some more

saverok
03-02-2007, 09:24 PM
up major chunks. I was ready to party some more

so me and the midget danced the funky chicken intill

kawi 636
03-02-2007, 09:26 PM
so me and the midget danced the funky chicken intill

that cow showed up.. i was thinking what the hell!

saverok
03-02-2007, 09:27 PM
that cow showed up.. i was thinking what the hell!

So I picked up the midget and took the back

byron12
03-02-2007, 09:29 PM
So I picked up the midget and took the back

door to oblivion. Things got even weirder as we got

kawi 636
03-02-2007, 09:30 PM
to her car. thinks she slipped me a micky. i

ebbs15
03-03-2007, 03:07 AM
to her car. thinks she slipped me a micky. i

tried to fight it but it was no use the

upshift
03-03-2007, 07:18 AM
tried to fight it but it was no use the

ground kept moving closer until I finally fell and passed

NONE_too_SOFT
03-03-2007, 12:30 PM
gas on the way to impaling myself on a stalagmite.

kawi 636
03-03-2007, 12:35 PM
gas on the way to impaling myself on a stalagmite.

then after getting myself off that damn stalagmite i thought

NONE_too_SOFT
03-03-2007, 12:55 PM
then after getting myself off that damn stalagmite i thought

damn i'm bleeding all over the place, i need a

ebbs15
03-03-2007, 02:57 PM
damn i'm bleeding all over the place, i need a

Shot of Jack Daniels. With the lack of blood in

NONE_too_SOFT
03-03-2007, 07:41 PM
my body, that shot messed me up. I woke up

kawi 636
03-03-2007, 07:46 PM
my body, that shot messed me up. I woke up

with 2 sqyirls and a hamster. woundering what the hell!

NONE_too_SOFT
03-03-2007, 07:52 PM
with 2 sqyirls and a hamster. woundering what the hell!

luckily my butt felt fine. "are you god" i said

ebbs15
03-03-2007, 08:07 PM
luckily my butt felt fine. "are you god" i said
"Look... your paying me, i'm whoever you want" A voice

NONE_too_SOFT
03-03-2007, 08:09 PM
"Look... your paying me, i'm whoever you want" A voice

shouted. I then asked "Did i pay you enough for

ebbs15
03-03-2007, 08:14 PM
shouted. I then asked "Did i pay you enough for

a horse to join in?". Ugh... I awaken on the

NONE_too_SOFT
03-03-2007, 08:17 PM
a horse to join in?". Ugh... I awaken on the

floor. "did they give me roofies"? i ask myself. "yes"

ebbs15
03-03-2007, 08:19 PM
floor. "did they give me roofies"? i ask myself. "yes"
a voice answers.... but not in my head. WTF? where

NONE_too_SOFT
03-03-2007, 08:23 PM
is the bathroom. i gotta pee but i cant see

kawi 636
03-03-2007, 08:28 PM
is the bathroom. i gotta pee but i cant see

past my nose from all the jack i drank. so

ebbs15
03-03-2007, 08:29 PM
is the bathroom. i gotta pee but i cant see

My johnson. Damn gut is in the way. "Hey can

marko138
03-06-2007, 04:55 AM
past my nose from all the jack i drank. so

I crawled on the dirty floor until I found my...

byron12
03-07-2007, 05:54 PM
I crawled on the dirty floor until I found my...

mom. She told me to get up because I am

ebbs15
03-07-2007, 05:57 PM
mom. She told me to get up because I am

not allowed to see her in that position, only the

saverok
03-07-2007, 06:19 PM
not allowed to see her in that position, only the

man marko gets to do that. So I was like

ebbs15
03-07-2007, 06:22 PM
man marko gets to do that. So I was like

WTF! what about NONE_too_SOFT? He's allways here and

saverok
03-07-2007, 06:24 PM
WTF! what about NONE_too_SOFT? He's allways here and


I likes the Milfs just as much as the next

ebbs15
03-07-2007, 06:32 PM
I likes the Milfs just as much as the next

"BUT I'M YOUR MOM!!" she replied and ran out of

saverok
03-07-2007, 06:34 PM
"BUT I'M YOUR MOM!!" she replied and ran out of

house. About that time Jim the wine'o on his lawnmower

byron12
03-07-2007, 07:07 PM
house. About that time Jim the wine'o on his lawnmower

. I think this mom and drunk talk has outlived its

saverok
03-07-2007, 07:09 PM
. I think this mom and drunk talk has outlived its

usefullness. Maybe we need to talk more about ducatis in

byron12
03-07-2007, 07:11 PM
usefullness. Maybe we need to talk more about ducatis in

stuff. ducatis are so damn expensive and nobody wants to

ebbs15
03-07-2007, 07:12 PM
usefullness. Maybe we need to talk more about ducatis in

Crates marked Harley. Damn I can't believe no pics were

saverok
03-07-2007, 07:36 PM
stuff. ducatis are so damn expensive and nobody wants to

give me one for free. But I would kill for

byron12
03-08-2007, 09:09 PM
give me one for free. But I would kill for

a single chance to rip it up just once in

byron12
03-08-2007, 09:10 PM
a single chance to rip it up just once in

the saddle of a 1098. I guess I will just

ebbs15
03-08-2007, 09:14 PM
the saddle of a 1098. I guess I will just

go to my room and jump on TWF instead, atleast

byron12
03-08-2007, 09:30 PM
go to my room and jump on TWF instead, atleast

I can escape reality here it really makes me feel

ebbs15
03-08-2007, 09:37 PM
I can escape reality here it really makes me feel

like it's summer already, and though I can't ride yet

byron12
03-08-2007, 09:41 PM
like it's summer already, and though I can't ride yet.
I shall ride soon in fact I will be enjoying

marko138
03-08-2007, 11:26 PM
I shall ride soon in fact I will be enjoying

the wide open road and all it's outrageous goodness, but...

ebbs15
03-08-2007, 11:33 PM
the wide open road and all it's outrageous goodness, but...

first I've gotta get my bike in shape and order

YZFR61ST
03-09-2007, 12:26 AM
first I've gotta get my bike in shape and order

some pp's, pcIII usb, down load the mappinig setting for

ebbs15
03-09-2007, 12:29 AM
some pp's, pcIII usb, down load the mappinig setting for

my bike. I've also planned to order some brand new

marko138
03-09-2007, 12:30 AM
my bike. I've also planned to order some brand new

Gigantic 25" spinners...if only they made them for my...

ebbs15
03-09-2007, 12:32 AM
Gigantic 25" spinners...if only they made them for my...

moped too!... oh well I guess I'll just roll around

Bassplayer
03-10-2007, 04:55 PM
moped too!... oh well I guess I'll just roll around

in the mud with my girlfriend for a while instead.

ebbs15
03-10-2007, 10:27 PM
in the mud with my girlfriend for a while instead.

I change into my shorts and head out to the

marko138
03-13-2007, 05:17 AM
I change into my shorts and head out to the

pool where there was a ton of Sam Adams beer...

upshift
03-14-2007, 08:42 PM
pool where there was a ton of Sam Adams beer...

So we all drank up and jumped in the pool...

NONE_too_SOFT
03-14-2007, 08:47 PM
So we all drank up and jumped in the pool...

but we just ate, so we all got cramps! Spiderman

upshift
03-14-2007, 08:50 PM
but we just ate, so we all got cramps! Spiderman

swung in and helped my buddy but I was left

777Customs
03-15-2007, 12:51 AM
swung in and helped my buddy but I was left
out in the cold. Then I noticed over in the

marko138
03-15-2007, 01:19 AM
out in the cold. Then I noticed over in the

bushes there was an old lady and she was getting...

777Customs
03-15-2007, 02:12 AM
bushes there was an old lady and she was getting...
it on with a drunk collage age guy. I thought

marko138
03-15-2007, 05:15 AM
it on with a drunk collage age guy. I thought

man what the F@@K is that lady doing with that...

YZFR61ST
03-15-2007, 10:33 AM
man what the F@@K is that lady doing with that...

trumpit :scratch: is she going to use it on him.

777Customs
03-17-2007, 08:16 PM
trumpit :scratch: is she going to use it on him.
I couldn't watch that any more. So I got up...

BravoX1
03-17-2007, 08:19 PM
and realized that i had lost my shoes over by..

777Customs
03-17-2007, 08:25 PM
and realized that i had lost my shoes over by..
the bar. I looked around and saw someone with a

marko138
03-19-2007, 02:51 AM
the bar. I looked around and saw someone with a

giant shoe horn. Damn, there are some crazy mofo's up...

Bassplayer
03-21-2007, 02:08 AM
giant shoe horn. Damn, there are some crazy mofo's up...

in here, I better grab my good old fashioned trusty

marko138
03-21-2007, 03:56 AM
in here, I better grab my good old fashioned trusty

ass pick. It always gets the job done with a

777Customs
03-21-2007, 10:08 AM
ass pick. It always gets the job done with a
shinny little hook on the end. I took it and

marko138
03-22-2007, 07:25 AM
shinny little hook on the end. I took it and

thought maybe this is the wrong way to handle the ...

Bassplayer
03-22-2007, 11:25 AM
thought maybe this is the wrong way to handle the ...

the situation, so I decided to grab the garden hose

777Customs
03-22-2007, 07:25 PM
the situation, so I decided to grab the garden hose
and tied one end to the back of a car

Tempe_Ty
03-22-2007, 10:00 PM
and tied one end to the back of a car

and the other around the leg of the one who

marko138
03-22-2007, 10:34 PM
and the other around the leg of the one who

tried to get jiggy with my sister, that guy is...

saverok
03-23-2007, 12:55 AM
tried to get jiggy with my sister, that guy is...

toast when I get that bitch in gear. He is....

Bassplayer
03-23-2007, 10:36 AM
shakin in his boots already, he ought to be cuz

Tempe_Ty
03-25-2007, 10:37 PM
shakin in his boots already, he ought to be cuz

i swore that tony soprano was coming over for a