10 word stories- go.

i don't like posting in the word association thread because every time i post nobody uses my post for the next post, and it makes me feel unloved. with that said I propose a new game. 10 word stories. every post has to be exactly ten words, and it has to make sense from the previous persons post. Your post doesn't have to be a sentence, it can be part of a sentence, 3 sentence's, whatever, just as long as its ten words. Punctuation doesn't count. The challenge of the game is to get something that actually makes sense fellas, so dont just post with out reading whats going on, it makes the thread kind of pointless. you guys are doin good, funny stuff, remember to only post replies to the FIRST poster if multiple posts come after somebody. if you notice you're not first feel free to edit your post to resume the story, it gets messy when there are 4 diferent sentences floatin around. and remember to use punctuation so we don't have one huge run-on what we've got so far (better get rept for this) "One day I was riding my bike in the snow and I was about to make a left turn when out of nowhere came this giant platypus that ate my glove so I had to ride home only with my elbows. I had to take revenge on this platypus now. I took out my potato gun and took a shot at the man driving the beer truck. I gotta be drunk to fight a nasty beast like the platypus king and get a quick buzz before i went out of my way to dodge the fat girl swinging from the tree outside my house. she was way too big for my dog to fight so I threw her a hambone to get her attention off me and i ran so fast that I lost traction in my air jordans and fell off the side of a raised parking lot. then i pulled out my 9 and shot that platypus in the ass. Just before the fat girl came crashing down on my yard i managed to catch her. The king platypus now ticked that he had a bullet in his ass called upon voltron to assemble and chap my sorry ass. Just when Voltron was about to smash the living chit out of king platypus for waking him up so early fat girl started to pick her ass off the grass so i shot her in the head. She died. Voltron said I'm outs catcha on the flip side of town holmes. Then i laughed at platypus for being so dumb. he asked if we're supposed to start a new sentence. so i shot him in the face for being stupid. then the platypus grew another head and laughs at the fat chick and bites here leg until gravy spewed out ,and then she said pass the taters you selfish ho. and biscuits, then he saved them for dinner and leftovers until he noticed it had mold, then he got all pissed off and sat on her face. yelling" "WTF i gotta be dreaming this *****". I woke up vomiting everywhere because i found naked photos of us at The gap. i collected myself and went outside to pee, then the red power ranger goldburged me and i peed blood. he started running so i got on my bike did a 130mph wheelie then, endoed and crashed in someones sister, she was hot. i asked her, her name she handed over her t-back with her number on it and she gave me the number for time and temperature. It made me fly off the hinge, so i slung my cat into a wall. someone from PETA saw me, and they laughed their asses off. Then I got going again until a wild mouse stopped in front of my motorcycle, so I had to grab a handful of front brake and did an endo right over the little guys tail. He screamed and :cursin: and flipped me the bird. I was mad now, i did a burnout on his head. Riding now on my slick tires I tried not to bust one after all those endos, so i said to myself " "i shouldn't be riding when I'm so drunk". I laughed at this dumb chick that was also drunk and slid my bike right into her car. We laughed until cops came and wrote us tickets, so we went to the bar to drink more to forget about the darn tickets but my bike was totaled so we walked to the strip club and the silly drunk girl got a ten gallon drum of ice cream. She said she needed A hand full of ones to tip the girl dancing in the club. I said "you need to share that tasty cherry of your's" and I'll give you the single of my wonka bar". She slapped me and then said ok. So i let her try some of my tasty goodness. She slowly reached down and gently grabbed my long hard pulsing gerbil. It freaked out and clawed my pocket. I only saw a flash of fur as it disappeared into the pitcher of beer on the table it drowned. I thought it was a goner. intill it became gerbal from hell. It looked at me and horns sprung from it's head all the dancers ran for cover. I jumped to my feet and grabbed my drink. I yelled to the tall blond to grab my helmet and throw me her thong. She picked it up off the ground and threw it to me. I put on the thong helmet and threw up major chunks. I was ready to party some more so me and the midget danced the funky chicken intill that cow showed up.. i was thinking what the hell! So I picked up the midget and took the back door to oblivion. Things got even weirder as we got to her car. thinks she slipped me a micky. i tried to fight it but it was no use the ground kept moving closer until I finally fell and passed gas on the way to impaling myself on a stalagmite. then after getting myself off that damn stalagmite i thought damn i'm bleeding all over the place, i need a "One day I was riding my bike in the snow

Let the games begin. Start your story here now.

i don't like posting in the word association thread because every time i post nobody uses my post for the next post, and it makes me feel unloved. with that said I propose a new game. 10 word stories. every post has to be exactly ten words, and it has to make sense from the previous persons post. Your post doesn't have to be a sentence, it can be part of a sentence, 3 sentence's, whatever, just as long as its ten words. Punctuation doesn't count. "One day I was riding my bike in the snow and I was about to make a left turn when

and I was about to make a left turn when out of nowhere came this giant platapuss (sp?) that ate my

out of nowhere came this giant platapuss (sp?) that ate my glove so I had to ride home only with my

glove so I had to ride home only with my elbows(:lol:). I had to take revenge on this platypus now.

elbows(:lol:). I had to take revenge on this platypus now. I took out my potato gun and took a shot at

I took out my potato gun and took a shot at the man driving the beer truck. I gotta be drunk

the man driving the beer truck. I gotta be drunk to fight a nasty beast like the platypus king and

to fight a nasty beast like the platypus king and survive. I thought I really needed some Captain Morgan to

survive. I thought I really needed some Captain Morgan to get a quick buzz before i went out of my

get a quick buzz before i went out of my way to dodge the fat girl swinging from the tree

way to dodge the fat girl swinging from the tree outside my house. she was way to big for my

way to dodge the fat girl swinging from the tree in the park to my left but she was going

way to dodge the fat girl swinging from the tree I had to look away, and ended up doing a

outside my house. she was way to big for my in the park to my left but she was going I had to look away, and ended up doing a since busafied was first: dog to fight so I threw her a hambone to

I had to look away, and ended up doing a backflip when i found out my computer was to slow

since busafied was first: dog to fight so I threw her a hambone to get her attention off me and i ran so fast

:willy:

get her attention off me and i ran so fast that I lost traction in my air jordans and fell

that I lost traction in my air jordans and fell off the side of a raised parking lot. then i

off the side of a raised parking lot. then i pulled out my 9 and shot that platypus in the you guys are doin good, funny stuff, remember to only post replies to the FIRST poster if multiple posts come after somebody. if you notice you're not first feel free to edit your post to resume the story, it gets messy when there are 4 diferent sentences floatin around. and remember to use punctuation so we don't have one huge run-on

pulled out my 9 and shot that platypus in the you guys are doin good, funny stuff, remember to only post replies to the FIRST poster if multiple posts come after somebody. if you notice you're not first feel free to edit your post to resume the story, it gets messy when there are 4 diferent sentences floatin around. and remember to use punctuation so we don't have one huge run-on ass. Just before the fat girl came crashing down on

ass. Just before the fat girl came crashing down on my yard i managed to catch her. The king platypus

my yard i managed to catch her. The king platypus now ticked that he had a bullet in his ass

now ticked that he had a bullet in his ass called upon voltron to assemble and chap my sorry ass.

called upon voltron to assemble and chap my sorry ass. Just when Voltron was about to smash the living chit

Just when Voltron was about to smash the living chit out of king platypus for waking him up so early

out of king platypus for waking him up so early . fat girl started to pick her ass off the grass

so i shot her in the head. She died. Voltron

so i shot her in the head. She died. Voltron said I'm outs catcha on the flip side of town

holmes. Then i laughed at platypus for being so dumb.

holmes. Then i laughed at platypus for being so dumb. he asked if we're supposed to start a new sentence.:whistle:

he asked if we're supposed to start a new sentence.:whistle: so i shot him in the face for being stupid. (and yes)

then the platypus grew another head and laughs at the

so i shot him in the face for being stupid. (and yes) He survived and gave my sister the rusty nail.

then the platypus grew another head and laughs at the fat chick and bites here leg until gravy spewed out

fat chick and bites here leg until gravy spewed out ,and then she said pass the taters you selfish ho.

and biscuits, then he saved them for dinner and leftovers

and biscuits, then he saved them for dinner and leftovers until he noticed it had mold, then he got all

until he noticed it had mold, then he got all pissed off and sat on her face. yelling"

pissed off and sat on her face. yelling" "WTF i gotta be dreaming this *****". I woke up

"WTF i gotta be dreaming this *****". I woke up vomiting everywhere because i found naked photos of us at

vomiting everywhere because i found naked photos of us at The gap. i collected myself and went outside to pee

The gap. i collected myself and went outside to pee then, the red power ranger goldburged me and i peed

blood. he started running so i got on my bike

blood. he started running so i got on my bike , did a 130mph wheelie then, endoed and crashed in someones

oops to slow

, did a 130mph wheelie then, endoed and crashed in someones sister, she was hot. i asked her, her name she

sister, she was hot. i asked her, her name she handed over her t-back with her number on it and

handed over her t-back with her number on it and she gave me the number for time and tempeture. It

she gave me the number for time and tempeture. It made me fly off the hinge, so i slung my

made me fly off the hinge, so i slung my cat into a wall somone from PETA saw me, and they

laughed their asses off. Then I got going again until

laughed their asses off. Then I got going again until a wild mouse stopped in front of my motorcycle, so...

a wild mouse stopped in front of my motorcycle, so... I had to grab a handful of front brake and

I had to grab a handful of front brake and did an endo right over the little guys tail. He

did an endo right over the little guys tail. He screamed and :cursin: and flipped me the bird. I was

screamed and :cursin: and flipped me the bird. I was mad now, i did a burnout on his head. Riding

screamed and :cursin: and flipped me the bird. I was through a fast moving creek I ate it hard over

mad now, i did a burnout on his head. Riding now on my slick tires I tried not to bust

now on my slick tires I tried not to bust one after all those endos, so i said to myself "

one after all those endos, so i said to myself " "i shouldn't be riding when I'm so drunk". I laughed

"i shouldn't be riding when I'm so drunk". I laughed at this dumb chick that was also drunk and slid

at this dumb chick that was also drunk and slid my bike right into her car. We laughed until cops

my bike right into her car. We laughed until cops came and wrote us tickets, so we went to the

came and wrote us tickets, so we went to the bar to drink more to forget about the darn tickets

bar to drink more to forget about the darn tickets but my bike was totaled so we walked to the

but my bike was totaled so we walked to the the strip club and the silly drunk girl got a

the strip club and the silly drunk girl got a ten gallon drum of ice cream. She said she needed

ten gallon drum of ice cream. She said she needed A handfull of ones to tip the girl dancing in

A handfull of ones to tip the girl dancing in the club. I said "you need to share that tasty

cherry of your's" and I'll give you the single of

cherry of your's" and I'll give you the single of the year, I have it on CD in my new

cherry of your's" and I'll give you the single of my wonka bar". She slapped me and then said ok.

my wonka bar". She slapped me and then said ok. So i let her try some of my tasty goodness. She

So i let her try some of my tasty goodness. She slowly reached down and gently grabbed my long hard pulsing

slowly reached down and gently grabbed my long hard pulsing gerbil. It freaked out and clawed my pocket. I only

gerbil. It freaked out and clawed my pocket. I only saw a flash of fur as it disappeared into the

saw a flash of fur as it disappeared into the pitcher of beer on the table it drowned. I thought

pitcher of beer on the table it drowned. I thought it was a goner. intill it became gerbal from hell.

it was a goner. intill it became gerbal from hell. It looked at me and horns sprung from it's head

It looked at me and horns sprung from it's head all the dancers ran for cover. I jumped to my

all the dancers ran for cover. I jumped to my feet and grabbed my drink. I yelled to the tall

Bouncer friend he was instantly beheaded by gerbil from hell.

feet and grabbed my drink. I yelled to the tall blond to grab my helmet and throw me her thong.

blond to grab my helmet and throw me her thong. She picked it up off the ground and threw it

She picked it up off the ground and threw it to me. I put on the thong helmet and threw

to me. I put on the thong helmet and threw up major chunks. I was ready to party some more

up major chunks. I was ready to party some more so me and the midget danced the funky chicken intill

so me and the midget danced the funky chicken intill that cow showed up.. i was thinking what the hell!

that cow showed up.. i was thinking what the hell! So I picked up the midget and took the back

So I picked up the midget and took the back door to oblivion. Things got even weirder as we got

to her car. thinks she slipped me a micky. i

to her car. thinks she slipped me a micky. i tried to fight it but it was no use the

tried to fight it but it was no use the ground kept moving closer until I finally fell and passed

gas on the way to impaling myself on a stalagmite.

gas on the way to impaling myself on a stalagmite. then after getting myself off that damn stalagmite i thought

then after getting myself off that damn stalagmite i thought damn i'm bleeding all over the place, i need a

damn i'm bleeding all over the place, i need a Shot of Jack Daniels. With the lack of blood in

my body, that shot messed me up. I woke up

my body, that shot messed me up. I woke up with 2 sqyirls and a hamster. woundering what the hell!

with 2 sqyirls and a hamster. woundering what the hell! luckily my butt felt fine. "are you god" i said

luckily my butt felt fine. "are you god" i said "Look... your paying me, i'm whoever you want" A voice

"Look... your paying me, i'm whoever you want" A voice shouted. I then asked "Did i pay you enough for

shouted. I then asked "Did i pay you enough for a horse to join in?". Ugh... I awaken on the

a horse to join in?". Ugh... I awaken on the floor. "did they give me roofies"? i ask myself. "yes"

floor. "did they give me roofies"? i ask myself. "yes" a voice answers.... but not in my head. WTF? where

is the bathroom. i gotta pee but i cant see

is the bathroom. i gotta pee but i cant see past my nose from all the jack i drank. so

is the bathroom. i gotta pee but i cant see My johnson. Damn gut is in the way. "Hey can

past my nose from all the jack i drank. so I crawled on the dirty floor until I found my...

I crawled on the dirty floor until I found my... mom. She told me to get up because I am

mom. She told me to get up because I am not allowed to see her in that position, only the

not allowed to see her in that position, only the man marko gets to do that. So I was like

man marko gets to do that. So I was like WTF! what about NONE_too_SOFT? He's allways here and

WTF! what about NONE_too_SOFT? He's allways here and I likes the Milfs just as much as the next

I likes the Milfs just as much as the next "BUT I'M YOUR MOM!!" she replied and ran out of

"BUT I'M YOUR MOM!!" she replied and ran out of house. About that time Jim the wine'o on his lawnmower

house. About that time Jim the wine'o on his lawnmower . I think this mom and drunk talk has outlived its

. I think this mom and drunk talk has outlived its usefullness. Maybe we need to talk more about ducatis in

usefullness. Maybe we need to talk more about ducatis in stuff. ducatis are so damn expensive and nobody wants to

usefullness. Maybe we need to talk more about ducatis in Crates marked Harley. Damn I can't believe no pics were

stuff. ducatis are so damn expensive and nobody wants to give me one for free. But I would kill for

give me one for free. But I would kill for a single chance to rip it up just once in

a single chance to rip it up just once in the saddle of a 1098. I guess I will just

the saddle of a 1098. I guess I will just go to my room and jump on TWF instead, atleast

go to my room and jump on TWF instead, atleast I can escape reality here it really makes me feel

I can escape reality here it really makes me feel like it's summer already, and though I can't ride yet

like it's summer already, and though I can't ride yet. I shall ride soon in fact I will be enjoying

I shall ride soon in fact I will be enjoying the wide open road and all it's outrageous goodness, but...

the wide open road and all it's outrageous goodness, but... first I've gotta get my bike in shape and order

first I've gotta get my bike in shape and order some pp's, pcIII usb, down load the mappinig setting for

some pp's, pcIII usb, down load the mappinig setting for my bike. I've also planned to order some brand new

my bike. I've also planned to order some brand new Gigantic 25" spinners...if only they made them for my...

Gigantic 25" spinners...if only they made them for my... moped too!... oh well I guess I'll just roll around

moped too!... oh well I guess I'll just roll around in the mud with my girlfriend for a while instead.

in the mud with my girlfriend for a while instead. I change into my shorts and head out to the

I change into my shorts and head out to the pool where there was a ton of Sam Adams beer...

pool where there was a ton of Sam Adams beer... So we all drank up and jumped in the pool...

So we all drank up and jumped in the pool... but we just ate, so we all got cramps! Spiderman

but we just ate, so we all got cramps! Spiderman swung in and helped my buddy but I was left

swung in and helped my buddy but I was left out in the cold. Then I noticed over in the

out in the cold. Then I noticed over in the bushes there was an old lady and she was getting...

bushes there was an old lady and she was getting... it on with a drunk collage age guy. I thought

it on with a drunk collage age guy. I thought man what the F@@K is that lady doing with that...

man what the F@@K is that lady doing with that... trumpit :scratch: is she going to use it on him.

trumpit :scratch: is she going to use it on him. I couldn't watch that any more. So I got up...

and realized that i had lost my shoes over by..

and realized that i had lost my shoes over by.. the bar. I looked around and saw someone with a

the bar. I looked around and saw someone with a giant shoe horn. Damn, there are some crazy mofo's up...

giant shoe horn. Damn, there are some crazy mofo's up... in here, I better grab my good old fashioned trusty

in here, I better grab my good old fashioned trusty ass pick. It always gets the job done with a

ass pick. It always gets the job done with a shinny little hook on the end. I took it and

shinny little hook on the end. I took it and thought maybe this is the wrong way to handle the ...

thought maybe this is the wrong way to handle the ... the situation, so I decided to grab the garden hose

the situation, so I decided to grab the garden hose and tied one end to the back of a car

and tied one end to the back of a car and the other around the leg of the one who

and the other around the leg of the one who tried to get jiggy with my sister, that guy is...

tried to get jiggy with my sister, that guy is... toast when I get that bitch in gear. He is....

shakin in his boots already, he ought to be cuz

shakin in his boots already, he ought to be cuz i swore that tony soprano was coming over for a