Michigan Girls...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. * He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. * He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Michigan girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. * He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, locate the vacuum cleaner, and telephone a landscaper. Got to love them Michigan girls

remind me never to date a michigan girl.. :rolleyes:

Brutal!!!! YIKES! :eek: LOL :lol:

Yea I know a PA girl that can be like that!! :rolleyes:

Yea I know a PA girl that can be like that!! :rolleyes: I know I don't want to meet her. :lol: :smash:

Yea I know a PA girl that can be like that!! :rolleyes: I assume u mean this part .. but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, locate the vacuum cleaner, and telephone a landscaper. right.. :lol:

I assume u mean this part .. but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, locate the vacuum cleaner, and telephone a landscaper. right.. :lol: Don't give her any ideas dang it. :D

Let the floggings begin :smash:

Wow, and I know a lot of Michigan girls. :leaving:

remind me never to date a michigan girl.. :rolleyes: I think you are safe with "Miss Michigan" - that is unless you are a mascist.. lol.. If it is bleeding then medicate and leave alone for about a week.. lol..

remind me never to date a michigan girl.. :rolleyes: AHEM, excuse me???? Wanna rephrase that??!! :smash: :smash: :smash: :lol:

AHEM, excuse me???? Wanna rephrase that??!! :smash: :smash: :smash: :lol: :D :D Get him Missy. Do a little :bash: and some of :bash: followed by a bit of :bash: :whistle: :lol:

:D :D Get him Missy. Do a little :bash: and some of :bash: followed by a bit of :bash: :whistle: :lol: :withstupi :bash:

:withstupi :bash: Dude you better start as$ kissing right quick or you will be dating Miss Michigan..

ok, there is WAY too many of :smash: in here tonite..why all the hate..stop the hate, cant we all just get along? :lol: :leaving:

ok, there is WAY too many of :smash: in here tonite..why all the hate..stop the hate, cant we all just get along? :lol: :leaving: No we can't Rodney King. That is why we are a country at war.

No we can't Rodney King. That is why we are a country at war. ok ok..i'll leave miss michigan on the sidelines :leaving: .. while my Kat is very comfortable, I much rather sleep in my own bed tonite! :D

There is nothing wrong with Michigan girls. Just be careful for the University of Michigan girls. This is the "hottest" one I was able to find on campus. :eek:

I just hope Twisty never dated her while he was there. :D :lol:

There is nothing wrong with Michigan girls. Just be careful for the University of Michigan girls. This is the "hottest" one I was able to find on campus. :eek: That little jab doesn't change the score of the game - 45-37. Now quit posting pictures of your wife Ace.

Hey, nothing wrong with U of M. Asian chicks are hot! :D

Asian chicks are hot! :D :iagree: :iagree:

:iagree: :iagree: Don't let Missy see this. Shes going to get out the :bash: :bash: :bash:

Don't let Missy see this. Shes going to get out the :bash: :bash: :bash: missy is alot more cool than that..she knows her and I are all good and always will be..she doesnt get all bent outta shape with something like this.

That little jab doesn't change the score of the game - 45-37. Now quit posting pictures of your wife Ace. Is that really all you have Mud, UM beating MSU in football??? :bash: The attempt to insult my wife was just uncalled for. I wont bother lowering myself to make fun of your husband! :withstupi

Let's not forget that Ohio State beat MSU this weekend...that is down right cowerdly!!! But the last time I was in AA I seen plenty of good lookin chicks!!! The only difference between MSU and UofM girls is that the MSU chicks drink alot more and therefore put out at a higher %...

I thikn the ratio of hot chicks at MSU has to be higher though... U of M surely has some hot ones.. but take a ride down Grand River in E. Lansing on a nice hot spring day before they get out for the summer..... :drool:

sounds like a trip to MSU & UofM is in order next summer when we come up there. :lol:

Is that really all you have Mud, UM beating MSU in football??? :bash: The attempt to insult my wife was just uncalled for. I wont bother lowering myself to make fun of your husband! :withstupi Yeah that is all I have - its Monday, *****. Your husband comment was almost funny :screwy: I would bet out of the two of us your would be the one holding the purse at the store though.. :luck: