blackjack01 04-16-2007, 12:50 AM i need a chick, lets see if i can be the first guy matched up though 2WF
a little about me:
Name: matt
Birthday: 4-21-87
Birthplace: aspen
Current Location: mo-town
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: native
The Shoes You Wore Today: the kind that go on my feet
Your Weakness: speed
Your Fears: drowning
Your Perfect Pizza: three meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not get owned
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: dammmmmn
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: ........what's bed
Your Most Missed Memory: my gixxer
Pepsi or Coke: neither DEW TILL I DIE
MacDonalds or Burger King: mc d's
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is gay
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: ohhhhhh yes
Do you Sing: negative
Do you Shower Daily: affirmative
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: eventually
Do you want to get Married: once
Do you belive in yourself: negative
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: occuacionally
Do you like Thunderstorms: no (rain is gay cause i can't ride)
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: only my trusty camels
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: 200 on the back tire
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: out of debt
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a chick..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: i dig short chicks
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: just be yourself (get creative)
Number of Drugs I have taken: more than i'd like to admit
Number of CDs I own: OMFG i'm not gonna count that
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 8
Number of things in my Past I Regret: where to begin
thanks everyone
TATER 04-16-2007, 12:56 AM sorry man.... me thinks your right handed all meat pizza eatin azz is prolly gonna need to keep usin the right hand.... most of the lovlies here are taken already..... although I admire your desire to use any and all mediums to try to get some....
but I'll trade you my filthy whore of an ex wife for some bigger pics of your bike... if you got any larger pics PM them to me... I'm lookin at the new gixxer 750 and thinking either custom white with blue pearl in it or that funky paint that changes between purple/green/blue depending on the lighting.......
OneSickPsycho 04-16-2007, 12:59 AM Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is gay
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Tea is gay, but cappaccino is not? :lol:
:luck: Carry on...
OneSickPsycho 04-16-2007, 01:01 AM sorry man.... me thinks your right handed all meat pizza eatin azz is prolly gonna need to keep usin the right hand.... most of the lovlies here are taken already..... although I admire your desire to use any and all mediums to try to get some....
but I'll trade you my filthy whore of an ex wife for some bigger pics of your bike... if you got any larger pics PM them to me... I'm lookin at the new gixxer 750 and thinking either custom white with blue pearl in it or that funky paint that changes between purple/green/blue depending on the lighting.......
Do you have nudies of the ex available?
TATER 04-16-2007, 01:04 AM Do you have nudies of the ex available?
no she destroyed all the ones I had just before the divorce........ but i'm sure if you hit the bars in MA and get her drunk you can see for yourself... although she is remarried... hey maybe I got a shot at her again now that she's remarried and pregnant again.......
blackjack01 04-16-2007, 01:05 AM Lmao
blackjack01 04-16-2007, 01:06 AM Tea is gay, but cappaccino is not? :lol:
:luck: Carry on...
tea and cap are no where near the samething, and yes tea is gay,
TATER 04-16-2007, 01:11 AM http://fugato.net/wp-content/teogkafficappuccino.jpg
looks a lil floofy to me.... not as floofy as this though
http://photos1.flickr.com/395366_2ff37853b4_m.jpg
Jules 04-16-2007, 07:50 AM You have bikes man, what do you need a girlfriend for? Just ride every day, then pick up a random drunk chick at the bar every now and then. Hurry up and turn 21 too, it seems to help.
elimental 04-16-2007, 08:09 AM http://fugato.net/wp-content/teogkafficappuccino.jpg
looks a lil floofy to me.... not as floofy as this though
http://photos1.flickr.com/395366_2ff37853b4_m.jpg
:lol:
itgirl25 04-16-2007, 08:39 AM sorry blackjack, i'm married. too bad though...because i love your bike! :dthumb:
Gas Man 04-16-2007, 08:43 AM TWF Peronal ads?
:flush:
kanwisch 04-16-2007, 09:30 AM I was wondering about the one questions that wasn't answered :whistle:
Brizz 04-16-2007, 09:47 AM Dang why didnt you just ask?..
anyexcus2ride 04-16-2007, 09:50 AM This chick rides and all it takes is ANYEXCUSE
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i118/destined4light/DSCN0392_edited.jpg
Brizz 04-16-2007, 09:57 AM http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a329/Briz781/monkeyeyes.jpg
anyexcus2ride 04-16-2007, 10:13 AM http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a329/Briz781/monkeyeyes.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
devilstonic 04-16-2007, 10:24 AM Sorry man, I'm taken too...but there's someone out there for everyone. You'll find the one you're lookin for soon enough.:dthumb:
Bassplayer 04-16-2007, 12:24 PM hmmm... personals on TWF? eh...
bro dont cheat on yur real girl, your bike! Shes got everything you need, except for one thing....:whistle:
drewpy 04-16-2007, 03:24 PM a pocket book
Stunt4Life 04-16-2007, 04:05 PM I could really use a girl friend as well.
The bike just isnt flexible enough :idk:
tallywacker 04-16-2007, 08:51 PM Haha i cant seem to get rid of them i get rid of one here is another to take her place. Im taking a break right now, i enjoy my money in my on pocket for the time being:dthumb:
dscort 04-16-2007, 08:58 PM http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a329/Briz781/monkeyeyes.jpg
:iagree: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
Katherine 04-27-2007, 10:25 AM Where's my welcome to the Lonely Hearts Club?
D-U-M-P-E-D!
Well here's my add
About Me
Name Her Majesty
Nickname Katherine
Birthday May 24th. Mark it down
Age Young at heart
Height Above knee level
Hair Color Dark Brown
Eye Color Hazel
Have You
Fallen for your best friend
No, but the one I've fallen for has become my best friend.
Kissed someone who was just your friend
Not with out a tic tac, you stanky fools.
Been rejected Story of my life.
Been in love Once.
Done something you regret
I should have worn a patterned dress to the Christmas party. Honey mustard stains.
Do you ...
Color your hair Not recently. Boring question.
Have tattoos Yes.
If so how many Enough to disappoint my mother.
Like thunderstorms That is my favorite type of weather.
Ever get off the damn computer As soon as someone pries it from my dead cold hands.
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime I'd make a great politician.
Considered being a hooker I'd make a great politician.
Considered being a pimp I'd make a great politician.
Split personalities I'd make a great politician. This is getting redundant.
Obsessions COFFEE, vanilla lotion, and remote controls.
Panic No.
Anxiety No.
Depression/Considered suicide No.
Right now..
Current perfume/cologne Dove Soap.
Current thing you should be doing Updating a maintenance spreadsheet on 2008's fiscal year for server and software.
Current crush Oreo Casserole.
Favorite
Drink White Chocolate Mocha with Peppermint.
Color Currently Aqua.
Candy None.
Movie Anything by Mel Brooks.
Place On my bike or in a bookstore.
Do your prefer..
McDonalds or Burger King Chic Filet.
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend The perfect friend is the perfect lover. You can tell him/her anything.
Root Beer or Dr Pepper Cream Soda.
Sunshine or Rain Rain.
Spring or Fall Spring.
Winter or Summer Summer.
Snowboarding or Skiing Snowboarding.
Lights on or Off Dimmed.
Are you...
Understanding If you spill milk, yes. If you ram your car into the side of my house and break my legs in the process? Probably not.
Open Minded I have liberal social opinions. I have conservative political opinions. I have personal opinions. It takes a bit to change my mind.
Bad Tempered hehehe...
Happy Extremely.
Attractive Compared to Janet Reno, I'd like to think so.
Bored Easily Thus the answers to this survey.
Sad Once a month. Damn you, estrogen!
Unique So I've been told although I seem perfectly normal to me.
Random Questions
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy Ethics and a willingness to learn.
How would you describe yourself Bland.
Do you have any Pets? My beautiful dog, Baron.
Have any siblings? MANY!
What do you want to be when you grow up? Young at heart.
Do you wanna get married and have kids? I'm good. Thanks.
What is your best physical Trait? My brain.
What is the best thing about your personality? It evolves.
What words do you overuse? "so"
Whats the most annoying thing about you? I am always right and if you think I may be wrong, please refer back to me always being right.
Likes
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...Getting cards in the mail from friends or family.
...Puppy breath.
...Well made beds with soft sheets.
...Hotdogs with chili, onions, dill pickles, mayo, mustard, ketchup, and a side of tater tots.
...A bouquet of balloons.
...5 star hotels.
...The smell of cinnamon.
...The internet.
...Laughing.
...Men in uniforms.
...Thunderstorms.
...Hot chocolate, a new book, my couch, and a blanket on a cold/rainy day.
...Positive feedback.
...Ribbons.
...Track days.
...Wedding magazines (although I never want to be married again).
...Tax returns.
...Swings.
...Photo albums.
...When a stranger smiles and says, "hello."
...Holding doors for elders, pregnant women, or women with strollers.
...Making lists.
...Lunch dates.
...Organization.
...The colors lime green and baby blue together.
...Lace curtains being blown by a breeze.
...Being told thank you.
...Big band music.
...Lipstick prints on coffee cups.
...Soft, sunny days.
...The smell of honeysuckles.
...Watching people.
...A new pair of shoes.
...White chocolate mochas with cocoanut or peppermint.
...Feeling fabrics.
...Stationary.
...Traveling.
...Peanut butter and dill pickle sandwiches.
...Opening presents.
...Family get togethers (also in dislikes).
...Tripping on sidewalk cracks especially with an audience present.
...Clearance racks.
...Bridges.
...Making someone laugh.
...Formal events.
...Office supplies.
...Reading a book in a park on a blanket on a pretty day.
...Zoos, insect exhibits, or wildlife parks (including malls).
...Potlucks.
...Green lights.
...Fresh laundry.
...Sand castles.
...Water fountains.
...Salon days.
...Hearing from friends that you havent seen/talked to in ages.
...Chest hair.
...Lamp lighting.
...Well wrapped presents.
...Colored labels.
...Polk-a-dot anything.
...Scratch-n-sniff stickers.
...Doodling.
...Watermelon bubblegum.
...Flat screen TVs / monitors.
...Magnetic anything.
...Catalogs.
Dislikes
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...Trying to eat while cold.
...Telemarketers calling before 9am.
...The excessive use of like in a sentence as a modifier.
...Not being able to afford something I want.
...Chapped lips.
...Shirts that say HOTTIE, CUTE, FLIRT, or some other such self-indulgent superficial advertisement.
...Paying taxes, tolls, or bills.
...Food in my teeth.
...Waiting in lines.
...Being pulled over by police.
...Asians trying to be blonde and blue eyed.
...People who wear too much perfume/cologne. Take a shower!
...Dirty bathrooms.
...Poor customer service.
...Sharks.
...Skydiving.......YAWN.
...Someone playing his/her music so loud it vibrates my car.
...Plate collections or porcelain figurines.
...Contracts.
...Scrolling through surveys on someone's front myspace page.
...Sweating.
...Bank statements, junk mail, or unwanted mail.
...Adults that refer to their parents as Daddy and Mommy.
...Traffic.
...When someone licks his/her finger to flip through papers. Quit spreading your spit!
...When someone compares having a pet equivalent to raising a child.
...DMVs.
...Salesmen talking to the man standing next to me instead of to me during MY electronical or mechanical purchases.
...Crashing.
...Being elbowed or shoved while in crowded spaces.
...Excuses.
...When someone blows their nose or makes other unsavory noises at the table.
...Having to admit defeat.
...When someone is repetitively late.
...Mosquitoes or gnats.
...Politics at work.
...When someone I'm talking to has a booger.
...Missing buttons, stains, or other clothes mishaps.
...Being stood up.
...Family get togethers.
...When people have no inner monologue.
...Answering emails.
...Chores.
...When someone grabs something from my desk without permission.
...Interviews.
...Being stared at by strangers.
...Someone thinking he/she is above rules.
...People with no regard to personal space especially with funky breath.
...People who say they know computers but really dont.
...Pet dander.
...Adults that pout or throw tantrums.
...Sunburns.
...When women where a bikini in public or wear their thong as an accessory.
...Egos.
...When someone bypasses your clearly labeled inbox to put a piece of paper atop of the work you are clearly working off of.
...Chapped lips.
itgirl25 04-27-2007, 10:57 AM katherine, you gotta try white chocolate mocha with a shot of raspberry from starbucks. that's my all time fave! :luck: on your quest for love. i thank god every day i am married and my search is over. :hug:
TOMMYTOM 04-27-2007, 11:18 AM I feel the pain... Been single since 2003. I've had girlfriends but nothing serious. I'm tired of being single... I'm starting to talk to myself. LOL Its tough after you "outgrow" the club scene... especially in the maintenance field. 99.9% dudes. :idk: where are all the 25 and up hot chicks with a good job, morals and no kids... ? :drool:
tallywacker 04-27-2007, 11:28 AM I feel the pain... Been single since 2003. I've had girlfriends but nothing serious. I'm tired of being single... I'm starting to talk to myself. LOL Its tough after you "outgrow" the club scene... especially in the maintenance field. 99.9% dudes. :idk: where are all the 25 and up hot chicks with a good job, morals and no kids... ? :drool:
Their already taken... ive been looking for the same edangered species
TOMMYTOM 04-27-2007, 11:45 AM Their already taken... ive been looking for the same edangered species
I thought I had a good one last year. 28 yrs old- really pretty, only 2 kids (good kids though- you might remember I bought her son a dirtbike for X-mas ??), her X-husband was pretty much tolerable (not too crazy)- she was an RN (made good $)- then 6 months into it, I got sick... she decided I was not that much fun anymore( granted I wasn't- I was going thru radiation treatment) - so she moved on to the next guy. Can anyone say, DAYUM!? Heartless bitch. Now I'm back...100% and she wants to work things out... um yeah, no thanks chick.
Endangered species? How about extinct. Dude, we are screwed. :cursin:
OneSickPsycho 04-27-2007, 12:17 PM Katherine has inspired me...
About Me
Name Zach
Nickname OSP, Psycho, Reverand Psycho Sick Balls, Sarge, Animal, All or Nothin', Thunderdong (ok, I just made that one up)
Birthday June 19th
Age 26
Height 5'11"
Hair Color Light Brown/Dark Blond
Eye Color Green, but sometimes grey/blue...
Have You
Fallen for your best friend
Nope...
Kissed someone who was just your friend
Yup...
Been rejected Only by whores and bitches. :D
Been in love Yes...
Done something you regret
I shot a bird when I was 10...
Do you ...
Color your hair Not since I was 15...
Have tattoos Yes.
If so how many Not enough...
Like thunderstorms Only at night...
Ever get off the damn computer Yeah I get off on it all the time... Wait, what was the question?
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime Yes.
Considered being a hooker Of course.
Considered being a pimp Nah...
Split personalities No more than the next guy... Me.
Obsessions My cat, my bike, pooping, vulgar humor, beer, loose women.
Panic No.
Anxiety No.
Depression/Considered suicide No.
Right now..
Current perfume/cologne Hugo Boss, Coolwater, Nautica, Obsession, Polo Sport and a couple others I rotate in...
Current thing you should be doing Fixing these damn PS2's.
Current crush Barker's Beauties.
Favorite
Drink Water or beer.
Color Green.
Candy Take 5.
Movie Too many to list...
Place :cin:
Do your prefer..
McDonalds or Burger King BK.
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend Marry nobody and f*ck all of them...
Root Beer or Dr Pepper DP.
Sunshine or Rain Sunshine.
Spring or Fall Spring.
Winter or Summer Summer.
Snowboarding or Skiing Neither...
Lights on or Off On.
Are you...
Understanding No, I am a callous prick.
Open Minded Open enough to disregard everything you have to say.
Bad Tempered Sometimes...
Happy F*ck you.
Attractive Dead sexy.
Bored Easily The voices keep me entertained...
Sad Not really.
Unique Broke the mold.
Random Questions
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy Big boobs, a fat azz, and a dirty mind. Oh, and intelligence.
How would you describe yourself Awesome.
Do you have any Pets? Bearenstein Von Schnugglebutt III (Mr. Bear)
Have any siblings? One true, two step.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Porn Star.
Do you wanna get married and have kids? Married no, kids... as long as they never find me.
What is your best physical Trait? It's all good.
What is the best thing about your personality? I am hilarious.
What words do you overuse? F*ck, dude, floccinauccinihillipillification.
Whats the most annoying thing about you? I am probably the most critical person you will ever meet. Make a mistake around me and I will never let you hear the end of it.
Likes
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Physics
Beer
Boobies
Buttcracks (female)
Vertical Smiles
18yr old chicks
Motorcycles
My cat
Food
Tattoos
Making people feel stupid
Movies
Video games
TWF:twfrox:
Getting lost on the bike
BMX
Gear
Good weather
Pooping
Sneezing
Burping
Many other bodily functions...
Touching myself
Numbers
Combat Robots
My neice
Animals
Loose change
Making up stupid songs about my cat
Screaming
MILF's
Camping
Logical thinking
Meat
Water
Road trips
Computers
Jokes
Smart people
Hate
Heavy metal music
Buying stuff
Money
Dislikes
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Stupid people
Bad drivers
Stupid people who are bad drivers
Stupid people who think they are smart
Stupid people with stupid opinions
Excuses
Bad liars
Opinions with no basis in fact
Feelings (r 4 puzzies)
Bullchitters
Dog poop
Cleaning
Work
People with no work ethic
Losers
People who blame everything on other people
Welfare
Crackheads
Prohibition
Inability to make a decision
Crazy cheap people
Obsessive fans
Two-party politics
Celebrities
Spit talkers
Hangovers
My jerkoff neighbor
Snobs
Hillary Clinton
Hope
Hippies
College kids with useless opinions
Activists
Useless news
Sensationalism
Idealogy
The View
Dumazz names
Bad grammar
People who chew with their mouth open
Girls who think it's cute to be dumb (unless they have a great rack)
People who fight tooth and nail when they know they are wrong
Sharting
Napolean Dynamite
Just about everything else...
tallywacker 04-27-2007, 12:18 PM Yeah was in a deal like that recently with a chick with a kid (i didnt spend any money) she lost interest and moved on to the next i believe 4 guys now haha. Isnt their anyone left that wants to have a family and deditcated to make it work? They all talk the talk but when it comes time to actually be in situtation that demands support or just waiting for a little while they already have another guy ready to start dating. Drives me crazy. Is it that hard to be loyal to someone? Ive heard "I never cheat" from every girl ive been with and only one didnt do it. But she was just pyscho:bash:
Mr.Biff2007 04-27-2007, 12:26 PM Damn!!!! :sorry: Tommytom
Myself.. I just need her to be fast.. sleek.. I want to be able to ride her like a horse, hard and fast. I want her to make my heart race.. I want her to...
I'm sorry we are talking about wanting a girlfriend.. I want a BIKE!!
Good luck on the "Hunt" (Guys and Gals), plenty of beautiful people out there.:skep:
Biff
Just for fun...
About Me
Name Your Lordship, King of all that is and will be, the almighty Trip
Nickname Master
Birthday August 7th
Age Not young enough, not old enough
Height Tall
Hair Color Brown
Eye Color Brown
Have You
Fallen for your best friend
No, that would be g*y
Kissed someone who was just your friend
I don't have any women friends, they all think I am perverted and gross
Been rejected Never, I do the dumping
Been in love Once.
Done something you regret
I regret nothing, mistakes can be fun.
Do you ...
Color your hair No
Have tattoos No
Like thunderstorms No, it means work for me.
Ever get off the damn computer Sometimes
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime The king is above the law
Considered being a hooker I'm a guy
Considered being a pimp I'm a guy
Split personalities So split mean just 2 or can there be more?
Obsessions I cannot speak of such things in front of the innocent
Panic When it's close to feed time and there is no feed
Anxiety When's the food coming?
Depression/Considered suicide No
Right now..
Current perfume/cologne My lovely sweat
Current thing you should be doing Eating
Current crush Strawberries fresh picked from down the road
Favorite
Drink Barq's red creme soad
Color White
Candy Snickers cruncher
Movie Fight Club
Place Deal's Gap
Do your prefer..
McDonalds or Burger King ewww
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend Test out a couple of each type.
Root Beer or Dr Pepper Root beer
Sunshine or Rain Sunshine
Spring or Fall Fall
Winter or Summer Summer.
Snowboarding or Skiing Skiing
Lights on or Off On
Are you...
Understanding No
Open Minded Only to my ideas
Bad Tempered If you make me that way
Happy Usually
Attractive I am the king, does it matter
Bored Easily Yes, but I can solve that with a quick round of shoot the deer in the eye with a rubber band
Sad rarely
Unique That's what they tell me
Random Questions
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy bewbies
How would you describe yourself Weird
Do you have any Pets? Pants Snake
Have any siblings? 2
What do you want to be when you grow up? Engineer, awesome it worked
Do you wanna get married and have kids? My fiance does
What is your best physical Trait? My left pinky toe
What is the best thing about your personality? When it is in the other room.
What words do you overuse? nice
Whats the most annoying thing about you? Too many to list
Likes
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very little
Dislikes
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the rest of the crap
Mr.Biff2007 04-27-2007, 12:56 PM Likes
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Physics
Beer
Boobies
Buttcracks (female)
Vertical Smiles
Motorcycles
Food
MILF's
...
:cheers: :dthumb: :iagree:
Katherine 04-27-2007, 01:01 PM Just for fun...
Do you have any Pets? Pants Snake
hahahahahaa.... :baha:
Crazy250 04-27-2007, 01:06 PM hot chicks with a good job, morals and no kids... ? :drool:
morals? who needs morals?
Katherine 04-27-2007, 01:08 PM I feel the pain... Been single since 2003. I've had girlfriends but nothing serious. I'm tired of being single... I'm starting to talk to myself. LOL Its tough after you "outgrow" the club scene... especially in the maintenance field. 99.9% dudes. :idk: where are all the 25 and up hot chicks with a good job, morals and no kids... ? :drool:
Sometimes, its not psycho or not. Sometimes, its just incompatible. My x is an amazing person, really great guy, and an inspiring rider. Sometimes, things just don't work out.
Although in your experience, you have NO LUCK.
tallywacker 04-27-2007, 01:11 PM Yeah im definitely on the NO LUCK bench as well. Still searching though...
NONE_too_SOFT 04-27-2007, 01:16 PM this thread is a cry for help :nonod:
if you really wanna pick up a chick off the net, do it on myspace. but let me warn you, you will be sorry.
OneSickPsycho 04-27-2007, 01:20 PM this thread is a cry for help :nonod:
if you really wanna pick up a chick off the net, do it on myspace. but let me warn you, you will be sorry.
Since I have a GF, I am not exactly looking... Also, the internet is a great place to meet women... Especially if you have questionable moral character and low standards... Trust me, I know.
Katherine 04-27-2007, 01:22 PM Especially if you have questionable moral character and low standards... Trust me, I know.
I'll vouch for that!
gixxerpower 04-27-2007, 01:26 PM dude i love that pic, so much so that I put on my phone background
TOMMYTOM 04-27-2007, 01:27 PM this thread is a cry for help :nonod:
if you really wanna pick up a chick off the net, do it on myspace. but let me warn you, you will be sorry.
No, I tried that once... yahoo dating- LOL... .lets just say never again. Its a long story.
tallywacker 04-27-2007, 01:28 PM No, I tried that once... yahoo dating- LOL... .lets just say never again. Its a long story.
Yeah the internet dating thing:bash: its like rolling a set of weighted dice designed to roll 1's all the time. You never win
TOMMYTOM 04-27-2007, 01:30 PM lets just say- the dice weren't the only thing "weighted"... lol
NONE_too_SOFT 04-27-2007, 01:33 PM Since I have a GF, I am not exactly looking... Also, the internet is a great place to meet women... Especially if you have questionable moral character and low standards... Trust me, I know.
this winter, when i wasnt getting out much, i decided to meet some chicks off the net. here is what i learned.
Girls probably take about a thousand pictures for the net, and maybe one makes it up there. The rest show how overweight or ugly she really is.
Girls on the internet love to text message, because they have forgotten how to verbally socialize with somebody
Girls on the internet are trying to hook up over the internet because reality has forgotten them
Girls on the internet have such low self esteem they will let you do or say ANYTHING while sleeping with them.
Girls on the internet get attached so easily you need an industrial adhesive remover to remove them from your life, even after seeing them for maybe one dinner or one movie.
When things dont work out with girls on the internet (because of the formentioned reasons above), telling them off is as simple as hitting "send message".
When girls ask why you do not want to see them any more, brutal honesty is as simple as hitting "send message"
When dealing with girls on the internet, be sure you dont use your last name.
Katherine 04-27-2007, 01:35 PM I wish I had rep points left to give you after that, NTS! :cheers:
tallywacker 04-27-2007, 01:36 PM this winter, when i wasnt getting out much, i decided to meet some chicks off the net. here is what i learned.
Girls probably take about a thousand pictures for the net, and maybe one makes it up there. The rest show how overweight or ugly she really is.
Girls on the internet love to text message, because they have forgotten how to verbally socialize with somebody
Girls on the internet are trying to hook up over the internet because reality has forgotten them
Girls on the internet have such low self esteem they will let you do or say ANYTHING while sleeping with them.
Girls on the internet get attached so easily you need an industrial adhesive remover to remove them from your life, even after seeing them for maybe one dinner or one movie.
When things dont work out with girls on the internet (because of the formentioned reasons above), telling them off is as simple as hitting "send message".
When girls ask why you do not want to see them any more, brutal honesty is as simple as hitting "send message"
When dealing with girls on the internet, be sure you dont use your last name.
My name is mike hancho and i spread my butt cheeks for playgirl magazine...
OneSickPsycho 04-27-2007, 01:40 PM I'll vouch for that!
:thx1:
lets just say- the dice weren't the only thing "weighted"... lol
:lol: True...
this winter, when i wasnt getting out much, i decided to meet some chicks off the net. here is what i learned.
Girls probably take about a thousand pictures for the net, and maybe one makes it up there. The rest show how overweight or ugly she really is.
Girls on the internet love to text message, because they have forgotten how to verbally socialize with somebody
Girls on the internet are trying to hook up over the internet because reality has forgotten them
Girls on the internet have such low self esteem they will let you do or say ANYTHING while sleeping with them.
Girls on the internet get attached so easily you need an industrial adhesive remover to remove them from your life, even after seeing them for maybe one dinner or one movie.
When things dont work out with girls on the internet (because of the formentioned reasons above), telling them off is as simple as hitting "send message".
When girls ask why you do not want to see them any more, brutal honesty is as simple as hitting "send message"
When dealing with girls on the internet, be sure you dont use your last name.
All true... and the pro's outweigh the con's... Here are some rules that will help alleviate some of these burdons:
Always meet at a friends house or their house.
Never take them out, unless they are actually hot.
Beer. Lots of it.
Say the most disgustingly horrible things you can possibly think of when you are destroying it. Go for the cornhole and fire the wad in the eyes. If she still likes you, take advantage of that and nail her a few more times... Try to work her low self-esteem into a threesome with her best looking friend.
Prepare a standard email to save yourself time when you need to cut them loose.
TOMMYTOM 04-27-2007, 01:43 PM I figured the internet would cut past all the drama- get right down to the facts... not to mention the approach is much easier then trying to strike up a BS conversation just to ask a chick out... just to find out she's dating someone or "phsyco"... so I broke down and tried it. Yes it was humiliating... kinda like admitting your out of the game. lol
So she posts a picture that deserved to be the cover of Maxim magazine... we talk for weeks- great personality too... perfect right...
Then she shows up with the biggest set of kankles I've ever seen- her poor shoes bursting at the seams, with a short skirt revealing her enormous thighs... I mean- false advertisement doesn't even do it justice. :cursin:
And in my mind I'm telling myself- what did you expect man? seriously. :tt:
OneSickPsycho 04-27-2007, 01:46 PM I figured the internet would cut past all the drama- get right down to the facts... not to mention the approach is much easier then trying to strike up a BS conversation just to ask a chick out... just to find out she's dating someone or "phsyco"... so I broke down and tried it. Yes it was humiliating... kinda like admitting your out of the game. lol
So she posts a picture that deserved to be the cover of Maxim magazine... we talk for weeks- great personality too... perfect right...
Then she shows up with the biggest set of kankles I've ever seen- her poor shoes bursting at the seems, with a short skirt on revealing her enormous thighs... I mean- false advertisement doesn't even do it justice. :cursin:
So like any self-respecting man, you hit it like Oprah hits a buffet, and told her she was the most repulsive thing you had ever seen and sent her packing... Right?
TOMMYTOM 04-27-2007, 01:50 PM So like any self-respecting man, you hit it like Oprah hits a buffet, and told her she was the most repulsive thing you had ever seen and sent her packing... Right?
No way bro- Not saying I haven't done worse in the past but- thats what the Spanish channel and tube socks are for. :lol:
itgirl25 04-27-2007, 02:01 PM No way bro- Not saying I haven't done worse in the past but- thats what the Spanish channel and tube socks are for. :lol:
what's the tube sock for? do you put it on your penis or your hand? sorry, i'm a little :bonk:.
NONE_too_SOFT 04-27-2007, 02:05 PM I figured the internet would cut past all the drama- get right down to the facts... not to mention the approach is much easier then trying to strike up a BS conversation just to ask a chick out... just to find out she's dating someone or "phsyco"... so I broke down and tried it. Yes it was humiliating... kinda like admitting your out of the game. lol
So she posts a picture that deserved to be the cover of Maxim magazine... we talk for weeks- great personality too... perfect right...
Then she shows up with the biggest set of kankles I've ever seen- her poor shoes bursting at the seams, with a short skirt revealing her enormous thighs... I mean- false advertisement doesn't even do it justice. :cursin:
And in my mind I'm telling myself- what did you expect man? seriously. :tt:
i woulda gone after it, ive said it before and i'll say it again. I've had my trophey girls, and its usually not worth the bull****. all they're good for is showing em off, and personally i dont like to ride 2 - up.
All true... and the pro's outweigh the con's... Here are some rules that will help alleviate some of these burdons:
Always meet at a friends house or their house.
Never take them out, unless they are actually hot.
Beer. Lots of it.
Say the most disgustingly horrible things you can possibly think of when you are destroying it. Go for the cornhole and fire the wad in the eyes. If she still likes you, take advantage of that and nail her a few more times... Try to work her low self-esteem into a threesome with her best looking friend.
Prepare a standard email to save yourself time when you need to cut them loose.
so true my friend. one time i met a girl w/ a "face only pic" at a bar. saw her 200+lb body and turned right around, until she spotted me. well i told her i left my keys in my car, ran out there, and drank the emergancy vodka in my glove compartment. well i went back in and socialized. Ended up back at her place, and had my drunken way with her. As i was leaving her roomate comes in and i started making out with her. At first she was like wtf, but then she gave in. it was hilarious. I gave my number to her and told her to call me.
That was the night i got an infraction for my "I ****ed a fat girl last night" masterpiece. my buddy drove me home and i told him the whole story, and he busted up laughing. I told him i wanted to post it on the internet but i was too drunk to type. so he typed while i dictated the story to him... i passed out on the couch at the end, so i never actually got to read what he wrote. the next morning the post was gone and i got a message from marko :D.
So like any self-respecting man, you hit it like Oprah hits a buffet, and told her she was the most repulsive thing you had ever seen and sent her packing... Right?
No way bro- Not saying I haven't done worse in the past but- thats what the Spanish channel and tube socks are for. :lol:
read above post... alcohol makes you do amazing things.
tallywacker 04-27-2007, 02:29 PM what's the tube sock for? do you put it on your penis or your hand? sorry, i'm a little :bonk:.
its for catch and cleanup haha
TOMMYTOM 04-27-2007, 03:45 PM what's the tube sock for? do you put it on your penis or your hand? sorry, i'm a little :bonk:.
If you put the sock on your hand that would be like having sex with a sock-puppet, and that's just SICK! LOL
Tallywacker was right on...I guess thats why he's called "tally"wacker, but its not only for catch and clean-up, it also serves as a friction reducer when lotion is not available. So yes you place it over your little man. (preferably still warm out if the dryer) :sorry: guys- I'm giving out all our secrets. lol
tallywacker 04-27-2007, 04:03 PM If you put the sock on your hand that would be like having sex with a sock-puppet, and that's just SICK! LOL
Tallywacker was right on...I guess thats why he's called "tally"wacker, but its not only for catch and clean-up, it also serves as a friction reducer when lotion is not available. So yes you place it over your little man. (preferably still warm out if the dryer) :sorry: guys- I'm giving out all our secrets. lol
You'll have to die now
saverok 04-27-2007, 07:11 PM Girls on the internet have such low self esteem they will let you do or say ANYTHING while sleeping with them.
and whats wrong with that??? :tt:
:lol:
ninja43 04-27-2007, 09:54 PM Guys just hang in there I was a single parent dad for 4 years before I met the right one. At least we have each other:hug: .Just love yourself first and your bike second and you'll meet that some one.
ebbs15 04-27-2007, 10:02 PM Guys just hang in there I was a single parent dad for 4 years before I met the right one. At least we have each other:hug: .Just love yourself first and your bike second and you'll meet that some one.
that's the thing... these guys aren't looking for the RIGHT ONE... they're looking for ONE RIGHT NOW :lol:
itgirl25 04-27-2007, 10:30 PM its for catch and cleanup haha
thanks for clearing that up for me. :dthumb:
If you put the sock on your hand that would be like having sex with a sock-puppet, and that's just SICK! LOL
haha! i bet OSP would be down for some sock-puppet lovin'. he seems like a bedroom freak. :lol:
Guys just hang in there I was a single parent dad for 4 years before I met the right one. At least we have each other:hug: .Just love yourself first and your bike second and you'll meet that some one.
well said! reps for that. :dthumb:
OneSickPsycho 04-27-2007, 10:36 PM No way bro- Not saying I haven't done worse in the past but- thats what the Spanish channel and tube socks are for. :lol:
Always a fan favorite...
what's the tube sock for? do you put it on your penis or your hand? sorry, i'm a little :bonk:.
Let's put it this way... If you find a stray sock around the computer that's a little hard on one end... Wash it twice.
i woulda gone after it, ive said it before and i'll say it again. I've had my trophey girls, and its usually not worth the bull****. all they're good for is showing em off, and personally i dont like to ride 2 - up.
so true my friend. one time i met a girl w/ a "face only pic" at a bar. saw her 200+lb body and turned right around, until she spotted me. well i told her i left my keys in my car, ran out there, and drank the emergancy vodka in my glove compartment. well i went back in and socialized. Ended up back at her place, and had my drunken way with her. As i was leaving her roomate comes in and i started making out with her. At first she was like wtf, but then she gave in. it was hilarious. I gave my number to her and told her to call me.
That was the night i got an infraction for my "I ****ed a fat girl last night" masterpiece. my buddy drove me home and i told him the whole story, and he busted up laughing. I told him i wanted to post it on the internet but i was too drunk to type. so he typed while i dictated the story to him... i passed out on the couch at the end, so i never actually got to read what he wrote. the next morning the post was gone and i got a message from marko :D.
read above post... alcohol makes you do amazing things.
:lol: Emergency vodka... In case of fat chick, twist top, and swallow.
blackjack01 04-28-2007, 02:36 AM :jacked:
1BadCBR 04-28-2007, 09:45 AM This thread..............:slol:
Captain Morgan 04-28-2007, 10:49 AM OMG, I'm crying from reading this thread!!!
Stunt4Life 04-28-2007, 09:42 PM My desk floor is littered with stray socks .
TOMMYTOM 04-29-2007, 07:58 AM My desk floor is littered with stray socks .
LOL- wash them before they stain bro. :bslap:
Audiomechanic 04-29-2007, 09:43 AM I guess I'll go:
Name: Shane
Age: 23
Location Houston, TX
Some things about myself:
I'm built like a garden snake and hung like a field mouse
I live with my parents...in the ATTIC BABY!
I've been wearing the same underwear for 3 days
I like a nice, hot, long, game of Dungeons and Dragons by candle light
Air Supply is the BEST BAND EVAR!
I don't go outside...the sun is scary and the neighborhood kids will beat me up again.
My troll dolls say I'm sexy
.......that's it for now, ladies. My mom's callin me for dinner. Tonight, we're havin SPAGETTI O's!
If you're interested, you know where to find this hunk of burnin love (love gives me rashes).
TOMMYTOM 04-29-2007, 10:06 AM "I'm built like a garden snake and hung like a field mouse"
Dude- none of that really matters... I'm black from the waist down and still can't keep a good women! :whistle:
And Air Supply sucks compared to The Beegee's!
Audiomechanic 04-29-2007, 10:09 AM Dude- none of that really matters... I'm black from the waist down and still can't keep a good women! :whistle:
And Air Supply sucks compared to The Beegee's!
YOU TAKE THAT BACK! The Beegee's are the poo that Air Supply steps in!
CB1terror 04-29-2007, 11:44 AM You poor misguided fools:
http://images.art.com/images/-/MC-Hammer-Photograph-C10040195.jpeg
HAMMER TIME BITCHES!!!
Audiomechanic 04-29-2007, 12:13 PM I'm afraid I have to revoke some of your cool points. :nonod:
CB1terror 04-29-2007, 12:38 PM Hahaha, jokes on you! I don't have any cool points.
OneSickPsycho 04-29-2007, 12:55 PM Hahaha, jokes on you! I don't have any cool points.
:lol: Reps!
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