Wal-Mart Game

I'm not sure if this has ever been done on TWF, but OSP made a comment that made me think of it. List 3 things that you can buy at walmart that would scare the cashier: For example: Nylon Rope Ductape A Copy of Teen Magazine

Black Belt magazine, a broomstick, and a shovel

Gas can, matches, and a map.

big cooler Pickaxe tarp

A book without pictures Food that doesn't come in a box Newspaper I think this would freak them out.

Turkey Baster Ky Jelly Film

Sun glasses Ski mask Toy gun

BBQ grill charcoal rat poison

Seventeen Magazine a training bra shovel case of beer a Barbie KY a stuffed animal economy size Tylenol PM duct tape garbage bags an axe rubber gloves I could do this forever...

Pet hamster haster treats KY

Rope plastic baseball bat KY

Three copies of Hilary Clinton's latest book... :yikes:

... you can basically add rope or KY to any other combination of items, and it makes it kinda sick. :lol: ETA: But add both rope AND KY and it makes it FUN! :lol:

a turkey baster a bottle of bleech 1 cork

A bag of candy A syringe KY Umbrella rain gear sunglasses Bag of flower Baggies mini scale

laxatives a funnel baby bottles

KY a baseball floor jack

sewing kit ether towels douche mouthwash goggles cat food rat poison blender

Gas can detergent glass bottles

Halloween mask Rubber gloves Butcher knife

Spoon syringe lighter

Spoon syringe lighter they'd call the police on that one :lol: tho they do have the self checkouts too...

Spoon syringe lighter :lol: Some parts of town here in J'ville, that won't even get a second glance... :idk:

The sicko's of TWR.......:yikes: lighter fluid rat poison ax :leaving:

... you can basically add rope or KY to any other combination of items, and it makes it kinda sick. :lol: ETA: But add both rope AND KY and it makes it FUN! :lol: Rope KY Dog treats

magnesium citrate twin pack of fleet enemas box of condoms

liquid plumr sleeping pills turkey baster

metamucil depends handcuffs

metamucil depends handcuffs :WTF: :skep: :scratch:

Rope KY Dog treats :clap: NICE!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

Seventeen Magazine a training bra shovel case of beer a Barbie KY a stuffed animal economy size Tylenol PM duct tape garbage bags an axe rubber gloves I could do this forever...I figured you'd get a kick out of this. You're all a bunch of demented freaks!! :lol:

Ex-lax Funnel Plastic spoons :leaving:

2 penny nails hammer ball gage super glue poker chips butter knife

I figured you'd get a kick out of this. You're all a bunch of demented freaks!! :lol: :iagree:

2 penny nails hammer ball gag :scratch: Please tell me what Wal-mart on God's Green Earth carries Ball gags? Cus I'm movin next door to THAT one! :lol: :leaving:

:scratch: Please tell me what Wal-mart on God's Green Earth carries Ball gags? Cus I'm movin next door to THAT one! :lol: :leaving: lmao, umm well I was gonna say a tennis ball n duct tape but tat woulda made 4 items :p:

Canned chicken Cat litter Granny panties

Tweezers Worms Enema

honey powdered surgar a feather

Tweezers Worms Enema umm :wtf: the tweezers for?

umm :wtf: the tweezers for? In Case the worms get stuck....:idk:

...Cat litter Granny pantiesSounds like a cheap alternative to buying depends.

Sounds like a cheap alternative to buying depends. :baha:

bag of candy coloring books duct tape

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fertilizer ski masks gloves and make sure to ask for help in loading the fertilizer into your ryder truck.

a case of sudafed pe ajax propane. add a box of banana twinkies for fun!!!!

Gas can detergent glass bottles you been peeking in my buggy? shame on you. add a bag of rags and you're in business!!!

Liquid Tylenol w/ codeine Sprite Jelly Ranchers

Liquid Tylenol w/ codeine Sprite Jelly Ranchers Liquid Tylenol w/ codeine in walmart? :lol:

womens underwear mens underwear sewing kit

Liquid Tylenol w/ codeine in walmart? :lol: They have a pharmacy

poop

Ex-lax Funnel Plastic spoons :leaving: :skep: Hmm... Pretty similar to my funnel, laxatives, baby bottles option... :skep: womens underwear mens underwear sewing kit I like the way you think... poop :lol:

add a box of banana twinkies for fun!!!! :lol: Nice touch!! :skep: Hmm... Pretty similar to my funnel, laxatives, baby bottles option... :skep: :lol: Oh, missed that!! (I can only aspire to your level of freakdom! ;) :hug: )

Razor blades Fishing line Lemon Juice

Peanut Butter Dog leash barry manilow cd

Peanut Butter Dog leash barry manilow cd That sounds like a date in some parts around here. :lol:

A lolipop a hammer duct tape

knee pads, dog collar, video camera

a Slip 'N' Slide KY first aid kit

A book without pictures Food that doesn't come in a box Newspaper I think this would freak them out. :lol:

fireworks, gas can and ammunition for that 30-06 halloween mask zip ties ky

ladder hockey mask chain saw

rope duct tape soldering iron Floating fish bait Fish net Shotgun

Ah, you guys crack me up!! :baha:

economy size Bottles of: Bleach Amonia and respirators byoky bring your own ky!

how about: a home pregnancy test a butcher knife a bucket Ive done this one before... tampons, midol, and a carton of ice cream LOL (ex girlfriend was a whiney brat and made me go to the store for her during her period)

economy size Bottles of: Bleach Amonia and respirators byoky bring your own ky! Funny you should mention that.... I was at Meijer (the old version of Wal*Mart in these parts) a number of years ago... They were re-doing their shelves and whatnot. Put the cleaning supplies next to the detergents... Guess what, they had amonia on the shelf NEXT to the bleach... I grabbed the first schmuck I could and explained the potential hazzard of this... Eventually we got to the manager and he was dumbfounded that this happened. He knew right away that was a bad combo.

how about: a home pregnancy test a butcher knife a bucket Ive done this one before... tampons, midol, and a carton of ice cream LOL (ex girlfriend was a whiney brat and made me go to the store for her during her period) Oh chit!!! That's a good one... home pregnancy test coat hangers shop vac would also work...

Oh chit!!! That's a good one... home pregnancy test coat hangers shop vac would also work... thats just wow... why is it everyone's making the preggo jokes TODAY out of all days! the gf just told me she might be preggo and im going nuts!!! :cursin: Funny you should mention that.... I was at Meijer (the old version of Wal*Mart in these parts) a number of years ago... They were re-doing their shelves and whatnot. Put the cleaning supplies next to the detergents... Guess what, they had amonia on the shelf NEXT to the bleach... I grabbed the first schmuck I could and explained the potential hazzard of this... Eventually we got to the manager and he was dumbfounded that this happened. He knew right away that was a bad combo. I used to date this really dumb chick and she mixed amonia with clorox in a bucket to clean the floors. im sitting in the kitchen and i see her go under the sink and grab the bottle of pinesol or some chit and mix it with the clorox right infront of me... made me wanna slap the chit outta her

Oh chit!!! That's a good one... home pregnancy test coat hangers shop vac would also work... Have you seen it done before? Thats just about how they do it too.

A machete A tarp A chest

fishing line sewing needle zip ties

Suitcase Hair dye Fake mustache

box of tissue/paper towel ky a magazine with hilary's portrait a garden hose golf balls cpr kit with chocking instructions rag doll box of pins and needles underwear

ice pick bandaids a Coke

Gas can chain saw large trash bags

5 cases of beer a funnel garden hose.

5 cases of beer a funnel garden hose. Um... I didn't get a funny look... I got a, Can I come?? :leaving:

Um... I didn't get a funny look... I got a, Can I come?? :leaving: :slol:

Basball bat ski mask flashlight

Blank CD's A slingshot Binoculars

blank CD's microwave Hamsters

scalpal latex gloves hamster

rope a knife the checkout girl

rubber gloves scope tooth brush

rope a knife the checkout girl :lol:

:lol: Nah-imagine the greeter's look when you leave with: Strawberries whip cream the checkout girl! :wink: :whistle:

rope a knife the checkout girl Nah-imagine the greeter's look when you leave with: Strawberries whip cream the checkout girl! :wink: :whistle: :skep: Have you seen the people that work at WalMart? :puke:

Trailer park girls need love too!!!

:skep: Have you seen the people that work at WalMart? :puke: :baha: Then maybe the knife and rope were closer:bonk: But college towns... Get some broke undergrads workin' there...

Case of beer large box of condoms baby shower gift

Case of beer large box of condoms baby shower gift Oh Hell Yeah! Err- all the ladies except the guest of honor:wink:

Jumper cables 12 volt battery handcuffs

Jumper cables 12 volt battery handcuffs jumper cables 12volt battery astroglide theres your party! :lol:

Bottle Brush Bleach Summer's Eve Feminine Cleanser (No this wouldn't be for me)

A very large cucumber vaseline Boys' Life magazine

Razor Blades Lemon Juice The obnoxious kid in line in front of you.

3 copies of Hilary Clintons book

2 bottles economy size astroglide 1 copy Hilary's book? :puke:

1 very large cucumber 1 bottle economy size astroglide 1 copy Hilary's book That's $ right there. :lol:

Hilary Clinton's address Chainsaw bleech

Fishing Rod & Reel Combo Treble Hooks Cat Treats

sawzall baseball bat lubricant

One large jar of crisco One box of elbow-length rubber gloves The 16-year old boy working in the stock room :leaving:

Razor Blade Small Mirror Ask for a single $20 bill for cash back.

1 jar of pickled eggs 1 extra large roll of t.p 1 copy of 'Living History by Hillary Rodham Clinton'

A set of chef knives lots of rope Tony's seasoning Also ask where the nearest elementary school is and make a comment under your breath about how you like fresh tender meat.

Ski Mask Meat Cleaver Duct Tape Borrow the checkout girls pen, ask where she lives, then write that and her name on your private parts, arm or whatever.

Case of beer shotgun rope

Potting soil ceramic pot hydroponics grow lamp

Potting soil ceramic pot hydroponics grow lamp That wouldnt scare em, that would make them want to buy something from you. :lol:

power drill 18 inch phillips screwdriver ky

Live Rodent (pick your flavor) Sandpaper surgical gloves

Box Cutters Airplane Magazine Koran

Window blinds binoculars 30.06 ammo

2 tubes KY 1 Female Cashier Yes it is that big..... :)

ductape charcoal lollipops