Sex

Got this e-mail today 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Damnit...why am I still sittin at the computer? :leaving:

:lol: I know why I'm at the computer! :( Hubby had a DJ gig tonight and won't be home until late tonight! DAMN IT! Looks like I got a date with the home bar and billiards and a movie...LOL

Well geez, u can't imagine what was going thru my head when I saw the title of this thread!! :eek: :lol:

Well geez, u can't imagine what was going thru my head when I saw the title of this thread!! :eek: :lol: :withstupi

3 times so far today and plenty of hours left in the day!!!!!!

let me complete the title of the thread - .... is a f'ing joke.. Give me another f'ing whiskey sour.. I am tired of this bs..

Damnit...why am I still sittin at the computer? :leaving: Because you live too far away from me. ;)

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. Now we can tell them when they say they have a headache we can make it go away. LOL Cheaper then buying a lot of pills. :D

I feel funny now, but in a good way.

Now we can tell them when they say they have a headache we can make it go away. LOL Cheaper then buying a lot of pills. :D Yes you try that line alot! LOL Very interesting though!! 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. Yea but then you gain it right back when you quietly tip toe out into the kitchen to grab a snack to boost up your energy for yet another round!! It is a vicious circle! :lol: :lol:

I tried using #9 lastnight and she wasn't having any of it. I tried. :lol:

[QUOTE=bumblebee] 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. D@mn! Can't use that excuse anymore! :leaving: :lol:

[QUOTE=bumblebee] 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. D@mn! Can't use that excuse anymore! :leaving: :lol: :eek: u mean that was just an excuse?????? :here: ;)

:eek: u mean that was just an excuse?????? :here: ;) :lol: :whistle: :leaving:

I tried using #9 lastnight and she wasn't having any of it. I tried. :lol: Try Goody's Headache Powder. Dip your unit in water, sprinkle on the Goody's and ask her if she wants to take it orally or anally.. lol..