Spongebob is missing!!!!!!!!!!!

Burger King really wants its SpongeBob inflatables back, and the burger chain is even willing to offer a one-year's supply of free Whoppers, salads or any other item on its menu as a reward for information leading to their safe return.

Miami-based Burger King has been inflicted with a spate of "Spongenappings" that began Nov. 11 in which vandals made off with several gigantic blow-up SpongeBob Squarepants figures that were perched on rooftops of different restaurants across the country.

"As to the motives behind these apparent 'Spongenappings,' we can only speculate. We did receive one ransom note related to an inflatable SpongeBob disappearance in Minnesota," Russ Klein, Burger King's chief marketing officer, said in a statement Friday.


heres the rest of the story.. :lol: (http://money.cnn.com/2004/12/03/news/midcaps/spongebob_reward/index.htm?cnn=yes)


http://money.cnn.com/2004/12/03/news/midcaps/spongebob_reward/spongebob_small.jpg

All i know is, I dont want free burger king food for a year..I want some CASH!!!!!

Free BK for a year equals all new riding gear because you can expect lots of gains in the weight catagory.

I never liked that POS anyways.. I hope he has been sodomized and beaten.. Stupid sponge living in a stupid pineapple.. You think a sponge would get me a drink damnit.. DIE SPONGEBOB DIE!! YOU FACIST LIBERAL CREATION TO BRAINWASH THE AMERICAN PUBLIC INTO BEING SHEEP AND LETTING THE "MAN" DO AS HE WILL - DIE YOU BASTARD. Now would someone please get me a drink?

I'm glad my kids are too little to read this. They would be devastated.

What I wanna know is..how drunk and coked up was the dude that actually created spongebob in the first place!!!

However, the reward only applies to SpongeBobs that were 'Spongenapped' in the month of November, the company said.

Well there went someone's plans for free food. :lol:

Does that mean they don't want the one taken last night back?

Does that mean they don't want the one taken last night back?


if ur not gonna give it back, just say so. :lol: :lol:

All I know is the free BK food is going to make my arse get bigger and bigger. LOL :D

:D Dude! Our BK's spongebob got stolen too!! :rofl:

I think someone told me that it is on ebay for sell as well. LOL I haven't looked yet but will. :)

Free BK for a year equals all new riding gear because you can expect lots of gains in the weight catagory.
VERY TRUE SIR!! :withstupi