25 Things Men should know how to do....

neebelung
09-14-2007, 08:27 AM
Saw this posted on another forum, and found it pretty interesting... Really, male or female, there's things here EVERYONE should know how to do.... (here's the article - http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/home_journal_news/4221635.html) So how many do you know how to do? The List: How to... 1. Patch a radiator hose 2. Protect your computer 3. Rescue a boater who as capsized 4. Frame a wall 5. Retouch digital photos 6. Back up a trailer 7. Build a campfire 8. Fix a dead outlet 9. Navigate with a map and compass 10. Use a torque wrench 11. Sharpen a knife 12. Perform CPR 13. Fillet a fish 14. Maneuver a car out of a skid 15. Get a car unstuck 16. Back up data 17. Paint a room 18. Mix concrete 19. Clean a bolt-action rifle 20. Change oil and filter 21. Hook up an HDTV 22. Bleed brakes 23. Paddle a canoe 24. Fix a bike flat 25. Extend your wireless network

Rider
09-14-2007, 08:31 AM
I have done all of that with the exception of: 5. Retouch digital photos

z06boy
09-14-2007, 08:42 AM
Got them covered except for retouching digital photos and I've never "framed a wall" although I don't think it's that difficult.

neebelung
09-14-2007, 08:46 AM
Eh, I think I can manage about 11 of them.... (and there's a few on there I know I'll never learn -- nor need to learn -- how to do... like 19! :idk: )

Captain Morgan
09-14-2007, 09:01 AM
Can do most, and have done many.

ShanMan14
09-14-2007, 09:04 AM
That's quite the list. Everything from mixing concrete to backing up your PC.

jalaan1
09-14-2007, 09:41 AM
i think i've got about 16 of them.

smileyman
09-14-2007, 09:57 AM
22 out of 25. Don't know sh$%%% about wireless networking (although my wife is making me learn), Don't like playing with electricity or outlets of any kind for that matter, and if I did CPR on you I would either kill you or (if female) end up letting you die while I played with your breasts...

neebelung
09-14-2007, 09:58 AM
...and if I did CPR on you I would either kill you or (if female) end up letting you die while I played with your breasts... :baha: (at least you're honest! :wink: )

papapoi
09-14-2007, 10:24 AM
Can do most except the photo touch up. But i do know how to sew.:leaving:

OneSickPsycho
09-14-2007, 10:34 AM
Saw this posted on another forum, and found it pretty interesting... Really, male or female, there's things here EVERYONE should know how to do.... (here's the article - http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/home_journal_news/4221635.html) So how many do you know how to do? The List: How to... 1. Patch a radiator hose 2. Protect your computer 3. Rescue a boater who as capsized 4. Frame a wall 5. Retouch digital photos 6. Back up a trailer 7. Build a campfire 8. Fix a dead outlet 9. Navigate with a map and compass 10. Use a torque wrench 11. Sharpen a knife 12. Perform CPR 13. Fillet a fish 14. Maneuver a car out of a skid 15. Get a car unstuck 16. Back up data 17. Paint a room 18. Mix concrete 19. Clean a bolt-action rifle 20. Change oil and filter 21. Hook up an HDTV 22. Bleed brakes 23. Paddle a canoe 24. Fix a bike flat 25. Extend your wireless network 1. Patch? Fluck that... I'm replacing that mutha... 2. My computer has copious amounts of porn... It's glazed... is that considered protection? 3. After grabbing the floating cooler full of beer... 4. I'd rather pay a Mexican $0.08 an hour to do that for me... 5. Retouch a photo? Fluck that... 6. One of the many things I marvel about my father... He's a flucking pro at that chit... I can do it, but it's difficult and generally involves a lot of four letter words... 7. 87 octane, a newspaper, and no eyebrows later... it's smores... 8. See Mexican. 9. Yeah right... if I'm ever in a position in which I have only a map and a compass, I'm eating the guy next to me... GPS FTW!!! 10. What kind of retard can't use a torque wrench... 11. I just buy a new knife. 12. Only on hot chicks with massive mammaries... 13. Fluck that... Red Lobster rocks. 14. Out of a skid? I purposefully skid all the time... great fun... 15. Unstuck from what? 16. The only data I have is stolen off the internet... Bit torrent is my backup plan... 17. Mexican. 18. Mexican. 19. Semi-auto or nothing. 20. Lazy. 21. Fluck HDTV. 22. Lazy. 23. Fluck canoes... I need a 140 Evinrude... 24. With a new tire... 25. Like stealing your neighbor's internet connection? Been there, done that... Shouldn't find the clitoris be on there too?

byron12
09-14-2007, 10:35 AM
Saw this posted on another forum, and found it pretty interesting... Really, male or female, there's things here EVERYONE should know how to do.... (here's the article - http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/home_journal_news/4221635.html) So how many do you know how to do? The List: How to... 1. Patch a radiator hose 2. Protect your computer 3. Rescue a boater who as capsized 4. Frame a wall 5. Retouch digital photos 6. Back up a trailer 7. Build a campfire 8. Fix a dead outlet 9. Navigate with a map and compass 10. Use a torque wrench 11. Sharpen a knife 12. Perform CPR 13. Fillet a fish 14. Maneuver a car out of a skid 15. Get a car unstuck 16. Back up data 17. Paint a room 18. Mix concrete 19. Clean a bolt-action rifle 20. Change oil and filter 21. Hook up an HDTV 22. Bleed brakes 23. Paddle a canoe 24. Fix a bike flat 25. Extend your wireless network Wow I can do all of those some really well with exception of the modern computer tv stuff....

neebelung
09-14-2007, 10:37 AM
:BAHA: OSP... er.... Skidmark.... :clap: Effin classic.... Shouldn't find the clitoris be on there too? :bowdown: Why yes, yes it should be!! (G-spot, too!) :wink:

smileyman
09-14-2007, 10:56 AM
Make that 24 out of 27 for me then!:wink:

OneSickPsycho
09-14-2007, 10:56 AM
:BAHA: OSP... er.... Skidmark.... :clap: Effin classic.... :bowdown: Why yes, yes it should be!! (G-spot, too!) :wink: I gots it covered.

neebelung
09-14-2007, 11:18 AM
I gots it covered. :yikes: :baha: So wrong, yet so funny.... :lol:

VatorMan
09-14-2007, 11:31 AM
Good on all 25. I see OSP's view on immigration.:lol:

ceo012384
09-14-2007, 12:12 PM
Good on all 25. I see OSP's view on immigration.:lol: :withstupi

jalaan1
09-14-2007, 12:22 PM
:yikes: :baha: So wrong, yet so funny.... :lol: :iagree: :lol: Good on all 25. I see OSP's view on immigration.:lol: yeah, he's prob. got a few Mexicans locked up in a closet somewhere next to the antique Betamax porn collection.

Phenix_Rider
09-14-2007, 12:33 PM
Saw this posted on another forum, and found it pretty interesting... Really, male or female, there's things here EVERYONE should know how to do.... (here's the article - http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/home_journal_news/4221635.html) So how many do you know how to do? The List: How to... 1. Patch a radiator hose 2. Protect your computer 3. Rescue a boater who as capsized 4. Frame a wall 5. Retouch digital photos 6. Back up a trailer 7. Build a campfire 8. Fix a dead outlet 9. Navigate with a map and compass 10. Use a torque wrench 11. Sharpen a knife 12. Perform CPR 13. Fillet a fish 14. Maneuver a car out of a skid 15. Get a car unstuck 16. Back up data 17. Paint a room 18. Mix concrete 19. Clean a bolt-action rifle 20. Change oil and filter 21. Hook up an HDTV 22. Bleed brakes 23. Paddle a canoe 24. Fix a bike flat 25. Extend your wireless network No Problem...but I def. wouldn't enjoy the fish

OneSickPsycho
09-14-2007, 12:37 PM
:iagree: :lol: yeah, he's prob. got a few Mexicans locked up in a closet somewhere next to the antique Betamax porn collection. All my porn is digital... And they are in the basement, next to my jailbait collection...

audijunky_1
09-14-2007, 12:43 PM
I haven't tried #3,5,or 25. But if I had to I could GET ER DONE

neebelung
09-14-2007, 12:49 PM
... And they are in the basement, next to my jailbait collection... Which... the digital porn, or the Mexican Immigrants? :scratch: :lol:

OneSickPsycho
09-14-2007, 01:02 PM
Which... the digital porn, or the Mexican Immigrants? :scratch: :lol: The Mexicans.

biscuit
09-14-2007, 01:12 PM
[QUOTE=smileyman; I would either kill you or (if female) end up letting you die while I played with your breasts...[/QUOTE] if she looks like some our TWF ladies it would be a long process,would have to do heart massage just to be on the safe side :whistle: 26 of 27 photos not good

trock
09-14-2007, 01:38 PM
:iagree: :lol: yeah, he's prob. got a few Mexicans locked up in a closet somewhere next to the antique Betamax porn collection. At least he keeps them entertained.

Trip
09-14-2007, 02:42 PM
4. Frame a wall 22. Bleed brakes Want to learn brakes, dont care about the wall.