bumblebee 12-08-2004, 11:37 AM A young woman shopping at the grocery store goes to the express lane with the following items:
1 pint of milk
1 short loaf of bread
1 small jar of peanut butter
1 grapefruit
1 pack of single-serving canned tuna
1 box of instant soup mix
1 small jar of spaghetti sauce
1 frozen dinner
The young man at the register scans each of the items and says to the young lady, “Well, I guess you’re single, aren’t you?”
With a blush and a smile, she rolls her eyes wistfully and says, “Gee, how could you tell?”
“Because you’re ugly.”
Need4Speed 12-08-2004, 03:04 PM OK, bumblebee, its getting and closer to an official TWF BAD Joke thread..
bumblebee 12-08-2004, 03:06 PM OK, bumblebee, its getting and closer to an official TWF BAD Joke thread..
Bad, But funny, C'mon, don't tell me you didn't laugh...especially at the fair fight one.
CharlieMavCBR 12-08-2004, 03:29 PM LOL... OKay so I DID chuckle... after I said, "Awww, that was harsh!"
Need4Speed 12-08-2004, 03:44 PM Bad, But funny, C'mon, don't tell me you didn't laugh...especially at the fair fight one.
yeah yeah yeah, it wasnt tooooo bad. :wink:
Gas Man 12-08-2004, 04:12 PM Bee...STOP posting this BS and go out and ride!!! DAMMIT!!! If I can't at least somebody should!!!! :wtf:
bumblebee 12-08-2004, 06:18 PM Bee...STOP posting this BS and go out and ride!!! DAMMIT!!! If I can't at least somebody should!!!! :wtf:
I'm with ya there!! Today would have been great, temp almost to 80!! It was just that all day rain and drizzle that sucked!!!!
CrunchieJD 12-08-2004, 07:42 PM Ya know Bee, I'm not a person who likes jokes, but I actually like yours! So guys, don't be too harsh on him. :tt: Besides, the way things are lately, I need a good laugh. So bring it on Bee! :dthumb:
bumblebee 12-08-2004, 07:46 PM Ya know Bee, I'm not a person who likes jokes, but I actually like yours! So guys, don't be too harsh on him. :tt: Besides, the way things are lately, I need a good laugh. So bring it on Bee! :dthumb:
So there Slimes...NA NA NA NA NANA!! At least someone here appreciates bad humor!! :wink:
Gas Man 12-08-2004, 08:13 PM Oh, I know I've been slackin....
Bee you suck!!!
Tippy 12-08-2004, 09:56 PM HAHA That was pretty funny... Bad but funny :rofl:
3BoyzNaBike 12-08-2004, 10:12 PM LOL now that's gotta suck!! :thumbs:
GSXR1000DJ 12-10-2004, 11:30 AM I laughed at it. :lol:
JK_DILLA 12-10-2004, 03:09 PM :lol: that joke was GREAT! and it made me laugh almost as much as people getting hurt on AFV. :lol:
Rodogg04 12-11-2004, 11:48 PM thats wrong but i still laughed!!
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