How to haul a chopper IN your SUV

First things first... this is for those of you that don't have access to a trailer! :bonk: Take a good nice one piece working bike http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/BDM/WS/hotdg123.jpg Ok, so now you must tear down your bike into pieces. http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/BDM/OUCH/TearDown/Day6059.jpg http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/BDM/OUCH/TearDown/Day6052.jpg http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/BDM/OUCH/TearDown/Day6026.jpg Now carefully load the hallow frame that should look something like this. http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/BDM/OUCH/TearDown/Day6062.jpg Into the SUV of choice http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/BDM/OUCH/TearDown/haulin004.jpg http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/BDM/OUCH/TearDown/haulin005.jpg But be carefull of such things as the neck hittin the roof http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/BDM/OUCH/TearDown/haulin008.jpg Then add in the goods nessicary to be "rollin rollin rolliiiin" in style... You know like wheels, fenders, forks, swingarms, and handlebars... :whistle: http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/BDM/haulin003.jpg http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/BDM/haulin002.jpg Then when you get to your destination... bust it out, put it together and pimp on bietches!! :dthumb: :slol: :lol: :slol: :lol: :slol: *No actual big dog motorcycles were harmed in this parity, no me and Doug weren't drunk, and it was done in pure entertainment of ourselves, then I thought I would share!

You have way too much time on your hands.

... and money in your pockets.

I see someone was bored, make it a sticky.....lol

lol you even had a disclaimer :dthumb:

Oh yeah The new exhaust is sickkkkkkk I never noticed the flush mounts on the rear fender they look good too adds a chrome fender trim on the rear tin hott

and yes I know not really flush mounts you know what i mean it looks good nway whatever you call them, lights dammit :whore:

Wow what loser would do that :loser: j/k GM but :iagree: u have too much time on ur hands :lol:

Nice work, maby now you should sell the parts and get the sport bike!!:slol:

Oh and being admin you shouldnt let all this :whore: go on in your posts!!

lol you even had a disclaimer :dthumb: :iagree: disclamer=:slol:

:iagree: disclamer=:slol: lol you even had a disclaimer :dthumb: :withstupi :slol: You have way too much time on your hands. ... and money in your pockets. :iagree:

Nice Big Dog Gas Man !

You have way too much time on your hands. Not with doing this project... ... and money in your pockets. Not with doing this project... I see someone was bored, make it a sticky.....lol I don't see no sticky! :idk: lol you even had a disclaimer :dthumb: Glad you likey! Oh yeah The new exhaust is sickkkkkkk I never noticed the flush mounts on the rear fender they look good too adds a chrome fender trim on the rear tin hott Thank you on the exhaust... wait till its finished!!! :drool: Flush mounts??? What are you talking about? In the SUV pile the rear fender doesn't have anything on it but dirt and scratches where the fender struts use to be. Nice work, maby now you should sell the parts and get the sport bike!!:slol: "the sport bike"??? :scratch: the open belt primary ALONE retails for $3,000 and you're talking about "singular" bikes? :skep: Oh and being admin you shouldnt let all this :whore: go on in your posts!! This is also very very true... YOU ARE ALL BANNED!! :motz: :loser: :nkick: :nee :slol: :slol: :slol: :slol: :slol:

if you had the SUV of your choice... why'd you choose that one? :lol:

very effective way to transport it. my friend and I did the same thing with my CB to bring it home when I got it. but we didnt dismantle the bike, just the van. seats come out, bike go in.

You need to get rid of that front fender. Then it would be perfect.

Oh and being admin you shouldnt let all this :whore: go on in your posts!! :withstupi :whore:

tight fit, i cant wait to see this thing in person

Hum :whistle: just how long did it take to take it apart and how long to put it back together?:scratch:

I thought this was a joke thread, I didn't realize you actually did this. :lol: nice

Nice Big Dog Gas Man ! What big dog... its a pile of parts! :lol: if you had the SUV of your choice... why'd you choose that one? :lol: Have you rode in a AWD SS like that? I can't reasonably plaster you to the seat. You need to get rid of that front fender. Then it would be perfect. I have been thinking of doing that... tight fit, i cant wait to see this thing in person The SS or bike? :scratch: Hum :whistle: just how long did it take to take it apart and how long to put it back together?:scratch: I thought this was a joke thread, I didn't realize you actually did this. :lol: nice I did take it apart as you can see in the phoenix thread and it will go back together just not yet. IT WAS A JOKE!!! I did transport just the frame this way for some minor work to be done... it was easier than using the trailer. All the other parts and the general idea of the thread was a joke...

I did take it apart as you can see in the phoenix thread and it will go back together just not yet. IT WAS A JOKE!!! I did transport just the frame this way for some minor work to be done... it was easier than using the trailer. All the other parts and the general idea of the thread was a joke... I thought it was a joke thread not about something you actually did though. I thought it was going to be a regular internet find type thing.

No, that is my chopper, my parts, and my SS!

No, that is my chopper, my parts, and my SS! thats awesome :dthumb:

wow Gman... wat made ya think of doin that! :slol: very nice bike tho! (in one piece...)

thats awesome :dthumb: Thanks... I was :rofl3: doing it... wow Gman... wat made ya think of doin that! :slol: very nice bike tho! (in one piece...) Thanks... who knows... what makes anyone think of anything stupid like this, that we can all laught at... :idk:

Jesus man.... the stuff you put in the trunk of said SUV is worth almost as much as the SUV itself :yikes: Drive carefully! :lol:

:lol:

Wouldn't it be easier to rent a trailer? :lol: That is a Bad a$$ bike :dthumb:

Thinkin if you can afford the SS... and the big dog... you can afford a damn trailer to haul it in! Or keep a truck to haul it. And i'm thinking that the performance of the SS is similar to the Grand Cherokee SRT8. and that moves!

Yeah but the SS has a bow tie not some gay star!! :D I have access to trailers... but why... it fit!!

I have access to trailers... but why... it fit!! True DAT! :dthumb: :cheers:

Yeah but the SS has a bow tie not some gay star!! :D I have access to trailers... but why... it fit!! No dissambly required with a trailer. and the jeep doesn't have a star on it anymore... just JEEP.

And i'm thinking that the performance of the SS is similar to the Grand Cherokee SRT8. and that moves! SRT-8's rock, How much HP does the your SS make Gman?

400 & 400

400 & 400 400? srt is 425. is the ss awd or rwd?

400? srt is 425. is the ss awd or rwd? Both SRT and SS are all wheel drive Not sure about the SS, but the SRT will still break 'em loose.

Both SRT and SS are all wheel drive Not sure about the SS, but the SRT will still break 'em loose. with GMan's claim of 400&400 it damn well better break them loose or that's one HEAVY ASS BITCH!

with GMan's claim of 400&400 it damn well better break them loose or that's one HEAVY ASS BITCH! The SRT is 420 & 420. runs a 255/45R20 front and a 285/45R20 rear same GVWR as a reg grand cherokee... i think around 6000 lbs.

The SRT is 420 & 420. runs a 255/45R20 front and a 285/45R20 rear same GVWR as a reg grand cherokee... i think around 6000 lbs. unless it's run'n slicks it should at the very least cherp'm

unless it's run'n slicks it should at the very least cherp'm you feel the rear wash a lil bit... can get it really sideways with enough right foot input, and a bit of sand on the streets. OH... and it's not made for gas milage... 12/15

you feel the rear wash a lil bit... can get it really sideways with enough right foot input, and a bit of sand on the streets. OH... and it's not made for gas milage... 12/15 buying that thing for gas mileage is like taking a stripper home to meet mom and dad

buying that thing for gas mileage is like taking a stripper home to meet mom and dad That's kinda like the guy that comes in to test drive a Navigator... and then asks what kind of milage it gets. It's like dude... if you can afford that, you can afford the gas to put in it. Average monthly payment on that is more that my HOUSE PAYMENT!!

That's kinda like the guy that comes in to test drive a Navigator... and then asks what kind of milage it gets. It's like dude... if you can afford that, you can afford the gas to put in it. Average monthly payment on that is more that my HOUSE PAYMENT!! :yikes: **** that I don't want to have another vehicle payment EVER... my bike is paid off... my truck... both of them... paid off... SOOO nice... though I still keep full coverage... just incase... and for two trucks and a bike it's 160 a month... so I can live

Not all SS are AWD... they offer a rear wheel drive. And with the AWD it really don't blaze tires... it just launches! Especially with the 20's

Not all SS are AWD... they offer a rear wheel drive. And with the AWD it really don't blaze tires... it just launches! Especially with the 20's Interesting... WHY would you WANT rear wheel drive only?? Unless you LIKE buying new tires :lol: SRT is AWD only.

I don't know... no way on the RWD. The biggest problem with the SRT is that its a Jeep. Jeeps suck IMO and they don't have crap on the looks dept again IMO. You couldn't pay me to have anything with a Jeep tag on it unless it was an old wrangler with a chevy 350 coversion. My brother and a few buddies have all had them and EVERY ONE OF THEM blew! POS Here's my take... You want HP get a bow tie. You want class get a blue oval. You want POS get a jeep. Again :2cents: not that it matters cause I don't care. Its a lease and as much as I like it, it will go back in 33 more months. But now we are debating my SS again and taking away from my joke thread.

I don't know... no way on the RWD. The biggest problem with the SRT is that its a Jeep. Jeeps suck IMO and they don't have crap on the looks dept again IMO. You couldn't pay me to have anything with a Jeep tag on it unless it was an old wrangler with a chevy 350 coversion. My brother and a few buddies have all had them and EVERY ONE OF THEM blew! POS Here's my take... You want HP get a bow tie. You want class get a blue oval. You want POS get a jeep. Again :2cents: not that it matters cause I don't care. Its a lease and as much as I like it, it will go back in 33 more months. But now we are debating my SS again and taking away from my joke thread. SORRY. :leaving:

I don't know... no way on the RWD. The biggest problem with the SRT is that its a Jeep. Jeeps suck IMO and they don't have crap on the looks dept again IMO. You couldn't pay me to have anything with a Jeep tag on it unless it was an old wrangler with a chevy 350 coversion. My brother and a few buddies have all had them and EVERY ONE OF THEM blew! POS Here's my take... You want HP get a bow tie. You want class get a blue oval. You want POS get a jeep. Again :2cents: not that it matters cause I don't care. Its a lease and as much as I like it, it will go back in 33 more months. But now we are debating my SS again and taking away from my joke thread. and if you want to buy one vehicle and have it last your life time... buy a Toyota sorry GM had to

Which reminds me... I need to ban Ebbs... :lol:

Which reminds me... I need to ban Ebbs... :lol: :lol: don't hate!

Way more respect for this solution over the jackasses who trailer to events ;)

But it was a joke...