goatee time! yowza

NONE_too_SOFT
02-20-2008, 08:24 PM
for the first time in my life, the hairs on the sides of my lips have decided to cooperate and enable my mustachey hairs to co-align with my beardy hairs to form a goatee. Its in its infancy, but i have high hopes... i dont even like goatees, but since i can now grow one i must experiment.

Bassplayer
02-20-2008, 08:29 PM
congrats :cheers:

NONE_too_SOFT
02-20-2008, 08:31 PM
yeas. and all it took me to decide to shave the beard and go w/ the goatee was a six pack and some fake boobs. people with my number will know what i'm talkin about shortly.

NONE_too_SOFT
02-20-2008, 08:33 PM
oh nvm i forgot to save the pic on my phone... ****ing disapointment.

Trip
02-20-2008, 08:35 PM
:lol:

OneSickPsycho
02-20-2008, 09:58 PM
It's really fun when you get to the place in which you have almost unlimited facial hair options... I can't wait until my soul patch is ragin' out completely...

Daveon2
02-20-2008, 10:00 PM
i used to rock a 'stache in iraq. its more trouble than its worth

OneSickPsycho
02-20-2008, 10:03 PM
i used to rock a 'stache in iraq. its more trouble than its worth Agreed. It's fun for a while, but then it's a pain in the ass... I'm to the point now that I shave completely once a month... and shave my neck every week. I hate shaving.

drewpy
02-20-2008, 10:10 PM
:iagree: **** shaving

Mrs. Colleen
02-20-2008, 10:12 PM
Agreed. It's fun for a while, but then it's a pain in the ass... I'm to the point now that I shave completely once a month... and shave my neck every week. I hate shaving. At least you have the option to shave or not without looking like a crazy hippy lady. :tt:

psychochild28
02-20-2008, 10:37 PM
At least you have the option to shave or not without looking like a crazy hippy lady. :tt: :iagree: Guys have it easy all they really have to shave is their face...girls have legs and under arms :wbs: :lol:

Trip
02-20-2008, 10:39 PM
:iagree: **** shaving It takes me awhile to get to a point where I am that way. My beard really itches bad for the first few days of not shaving right after I shave. I can't stand that feeling before it has grown out.

trock
02-20-2008, 10:43 PM
:iagree: Guys have it easy all they really have to shave is their face...girls have legs and under arms :wbs: :lol: I disagree. That's all I'm saying.

OneSickPsycho
02-20-2008, 11:39 PM
It takes me awhile to get to a point where I am that way. My beard really itches bad for the first few days of not shaving right after I shave. I can't stand that feeling before it has grown out. Conditioner soothes the itchy beard.

OneSickPsycho
02-20-2008, 11:39 PM
:iagree: Guys have it easy all they really have to shave is their face...girls have legs and under arms :wbs: :lol: And don't forget the vagina... you better shave that motherflucker too...

Amblyopic
02-21-2008, 02:09 AM
And don't forget the vagina... you better shave that motherflucker too... :iagree:

NONE_too_SOFT
02-21-2008, 09:39 AM
:iagree: Guys have it easy all they really have to shave is their face...girls have legs and under arms :wbs: :lol: ahhh.... And don't forget the vagina... you better shave that motherflucker too... damn beat me to it.

smileyman
02-21-2008, 10:07 AM
Definitely conditioner in the beard. I keep my very soft a long to use as a sex toy. Plus with facial hair it doesn't matter where the wife shaves!

NONE_too_SOFT
02-21-2008, 10:10 AM
Definitely conditioner in the beard. I keep my very soft a long to use as a sex toy. Plus with facial hair it doesn't matter where the wife shaves! okay. that is not an argument for facial hair.

Trip
02-21-2008, 10:15 AM
okay. that is not an argument for facial hair. agreed, revoke his man card.

NONE_too_SOFT
02-21-2008, 10:17 AM
throw the switch http://meanwhile.files.wordpress.com/2006/05/Electric-Chair.jpg

smileyman
02-21-2008, 11:03 AM
agreed, revoke his man card. The fact my wife is driven crazy by my facial hair (and how I use it) is reason to make me less of a man?! I thought facial hair would be more of a man thing. I thought using facial hair to satisfy a womans urges would be a MAN TROPHY thing. You guys are so....Wait for it.... GAY!!!!

impala balko
02-21-2008, 02:08 PM
Now that you can grow the sides in effectively its time to man-up grow this brotha http://cookingforbrevitt.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/03/hulk_hogan.jpg

Trip
02-21-2008, 02:29 PM
The fact my wife is driven crazy by my facial hair (and how I use it) is reason to make me less of a man?! I thought facial hair would be more of a man thing. I thought using facial hair to satisfy a womans urges would be a MAN TROPHY thing. You guys are so....Wait for it.... GAY!!!! We weren't saying that because of what you did with your hair.

Bassplayer
02-21-2008, 02:50 PM
Definitely conditioner in the beard. I keep my very soft a long to use as a sex toy. Plus with facial hair it doesn't matter where the wife shaves! i disagree with you sir! :lol:

NONE_too_SOFT
02-21-2008, 05:32 PM
Now that you can grow the sides in effectively its time to man-up grow this brotha http://cookingforbrevitt.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/03/hulk_hogan.jpg GREAT IDEA! i'm gonna grow it out for a while. shave it off to look like the hulkster, peroxide it white, and take some pics for ya'll. cant wait. i feel like a villain with my new face hair. Like i should own an island with a volcano, and hire some henchmen... devious.

pickle.of.doom
02-21-2008, 07:19 PM
Congrats NTS... Welcome to Puberty :lol:

NONE_too_SOFT
02-21-2008, 07:22 PM
hey im not gonna try and hide it, i'm a late bloomer. This has never been a problem, it makes it much easier to pick up younger chicks... which will become incrasingly invaluable as i grow older.

pickle.of.doom
02-21-2008, 07:26 PM
Yep yep, but the older you get the more hair starts shooting out of every possible place.... more on the face, nose, ears, eyeballs, everywhere! Except of course the top of your head, if you are one of the many who will go bald... Not me, yet, thankfully!

impala balko
02-22-2008, 12:35 PM
hey im not gonna try and hide it, i'm a late bloomer. This has never been a problem, it makes it much easier to pick up younger chicks... which will become incrasingly invaluable as i grow older. Hey I am 27 and I still cant grow a good goatee... Because I have blond hair it comes in a shade darker than white and patchy.

fatburg
02-22-2008, 02:15 PM
More power to ya, I'm in my 30's and my stache still doesn't reach the chin hair.

pickle.of.doom
02-22-2008, 02:27 PM
<--- jealous I can't freakin stand shaving.

ceo012384
02-22-2008, 11:16 PM
I have grown a couple over the years... these days I just don't shave that frequently... about once a week. I personally think I look better (not to mention older) with a little bit of stubble or light scruff. Hey I am 27 and I still cant grow a good goatee... Because I have blond hair it comes in a shade darker than white and patchy. That's not because of your hair color. That's because you're a nancy.

Captain Morgan
02-23-2008, 02:38 AM
:iagree: Guys have it easy all they really have to shave is their face...girls have legs and under arms :wbs: :lol: As others have stated, there is one area you're missing. You don't have to shave it completely, but at least trim it!!!! Now that you can grow the sides in effectively its time to man-up grow this brotha http://cookingforbrevitt.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/03/hulk_hogan.jpg My brother has that 'stache. He had a goatee for a long time, but he has to wear a mask for work now and it wouldn't seal to his chin with the goatee. So he shaved his chin and now has the hulkster 'stache.