GSXR1000DJ
01-16-2005, 11:44 AM
A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New
York City. He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my
wife, size 36B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of
bra?!"
He repeated, "A Baptist Bra - she said to tell you that she
wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as
many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian
type."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, "So, what
are the differences?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type
supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen,
and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute, and asked, "So, what is
the
Baptist type for?"
"They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."
Bra Sizes
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and how the
letters
are used to define bra sizes? If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
stood
for, it's about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs... > {B} Barely there. > {C} Can't Complain! >
{D} Dang! > {DD} Double dang! > {E} Enormous! > {F} Fake. > {G} Get a
Reduction. > {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!