English to 12 year old AOL'er translator

You may have a need for this at one time or another: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html :lol:

somebody has alot of spare time on thier hands to write that program... :lol: but actually, alot of the acronyms that it traslates for you are used by people of all ages online..like to=2 , are=r , be=b, you=u ...just saves time when u r typing...see?! ;)

woot!

somebody has alot of spare time on thier hands to write that program... :lol: but actually, alot of the acronyms that it traslates for you are used by people of all ages online..like to=2 , are=r , be=b, you=u ...just saves time when u r typing...see?! ;) The only reason it makes it easier for you to type is because you can't type with just one hand. :) hehehe I'm to funny :)

haha

The only reason it makes it easier for you to type is because you can't type with just one hand. :) hehehe I'm to funny :) Its not just easier for me to type..its easier for everybody..and u know I can out type you any day of the week.

Yeah I know Just busting your balls. I still need to pluck away with a few fingers when I type. But at least I can type. :) Not fast but I can. LOL

that's all that matters.

I wonder if I could still keep my job if I lost my fingers and couldn't type anymore??? Humm

since your job requires you to type..im thinkin probably not..unless you get voice activated software to type for you..but then you'll be too noisy and everybody will want to kick ur a$$ anyways.

LOL, that is to funny!

since your job requires you to type..im thinkin probably not..unless you get voice activated software to type for you..but then you'll be too noisy and everybody will want to kick ur a$$ anyways. Damn I was hope not to have to type any more but then I was thinking also I need the hands to ride. :bike: :)

Damn I was hope not to have to type any more but then I was thinking also I need the hands to ride. :bike: :) you might need em for that....unless your indian larry, and ride with your feet on a regular basis. :lol:

I'm no Indian Larry...I may use one hand at a time maybe none but never my feet all laid back like he does. :)

Sometimes I feel like I need a similar translator to read some posts on this site. :lol:

Sometimes I feel like I need a similar translator to read some posts on this site. :lol: Hey...Where's DJ been...he and N4S disappeared together...:scratch: ...:yikes:

:lol: <----- That post is for you, bee. Inside joke, folks.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/thavatar_ani_062.gif

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/thavatar_ani_062.gif That's your favorite smiley, isn't it? (although he's not smiling, but neither are you)

That's your favorite smiley, isn't it? (although he's not smiling, but neither are you) Thats my back from teh dead thread smilie.

Thats my back from teh dead thread smilie. I need a flame thrower to catch those rags on fire. :lol:

I need a flame thrower to catch those rags on fire. :lol: :fmer:

:fmer:http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/thavatar_ani_062.gif That should do the trick!

:fmer:http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/thavatar_ani_062.gif That should do the trick! He's flame retardent tho.

He's flame retardent tho. Or he's just retarded. :lol:

Or he's just retarded. :lol: But he does the trick.

I can type as fast as most people can talk. It actually slows me down to type all that internet gibberish instead of real words.

Its funny when I write big things on here... the wife is always correcting me to "school style" papers... but that's not the way the internet types or reads

Its funny when I write big things on here... the wife is always correcting me to "school style" papers... but that's not the way the internet types or reads Yeah I actually try to write my stuff in a correct format, but most people type a bunch of jibberish.

Yeah well... :whistle:

The thing is, when you learn how to type properly, it's second nature. I don't think of the spelling of words as I type. I think in terms of the whole word. If I think "type intelligence" the word just spits out on the screen. If I have to type out all that mumbo-jumbo, I have to actually stop and think of every word individually. I type roughly 95 wpm at 98% accuracy, according to the latest typing test I took. I'm a computer engineer. Currently, I'm a software systems developer. So, I type constantly, all day. Then, I get home and get on my personal computer(s) and type some more. I'd say that the coding helps me type faster, but in reality, it doesn't. I spend my day typing languages other than English. :dthumb:

"Night of the Living Thread" Sequel to the famous "Curse of the Living Thread" See the 1000 year old Thread emerge, bent on destruction and revenge on all who have resurrected it. Can it be stopped?:idk:

I'm like you guys with typing. My 12 year old niece is in town and she says she can't understand how I can type without looking at the keyboard. :lol: Smiley, the old threads may eventually die, as long as marko stops posting his zombie in them or cursing about old threads. Everytime someone posts in them, they come back to the top, keeping them alive just a bit longer. :lol:

bump

You'd surprised how well some of the youngins can type doing all the IM crap all day long.

My 16yr old is now living with me and I was really surprised at how well he types. Problem is, he's a freakin' :whore: on myspace and some other website that he's on :cursin: Good thing I have a desktop and a wireless laptop :dthumb:

Put that boy to work. Mending fences or digging holes for no reason. You're a soldier, I'm sure you can think of pointless things for him to do. Make him re-paint all the house trim... its like having slave labor built right into the house. That's what I do to my brother that lives here... if I have a house project, like that fence thing, you better believe if he isn't working he's helpin me!