Look who wants to be prego?

I have heard this many times and want to know if there is any truth to it. That the Amish will pay a heathy white male to prego their females. Pay like $400 a somin. They need the new DNA to help with the imbreeding problem they have. So if it was true, and it was for $400 would you do it? :flush: :whore:

I'd be making around $2,000 per day.

I can't even imagine the killing Chev could make at this! :lol:

Ewww... that is even such a gross thought..... just make sure if you volunteer to do it the "hard" way.... you make her wash first.... ya know to get that horsemeat smell off her. :puke:

That would buy some tires for racing.

Especially with as horny as you are Twisty!! :lol:

I'M RICH BIATCH As long as they didn't try and screw you over for child support

Especially with as horny as you are Twisty!! :lol: How did you know I was horny?

And to think I could have my home paid for in one year. :lol:

And to think I could have my home paid for in one year. :lol: H#ll Yeaaaa.... Get them swimmers going! :wink:

H#ll Yeaaaa.... Get them swimmers going! :wink: That is F'in AWESOME!! Carrie you ROCK!! :lol:

And to think...we live close to them as well. About 20 mins away. Lead me to the dumping grounds. :dthumb:

How did you know I was horny? Cause of this pic! http://www.twowheelforum.com/photopost/data/500/28HornyTwisty-med.JPG

And to think...we live close to them as well. About 20 mins away. Lead me to the dumping grounds. :dthumb: I really like the quality of your marriage... seems so similar to mine... :dthumb: :lol:

That poor bike. It never stood a chance with Twisty behind it.

Hells yeah. Happy hour would be between 2 and 3 pm. There would also be group buys!!

That is F'in AWESOME!! Carrie you ROCK!! :lol: :dthumb: :cheers: And to think...we live close to them as well. About 20 mins away. Lead me to the dumping grounds. LOL.... *****....why you take care of them amish girls, throw me one of those HOTTIE amish boys....I'll show something he thought he could only do with his horses...... :yikes: :rofl: :rofl:

:yikes: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

But he won't know what to do without all the extra hair in other places!! :yikes: :puke:

But he won't know what to do without all the extra hair in other places!! :yikes: :puke: :yikes: :lol:

But he won't know what to do without all the extra hair in other places!! :yikes: :puke: I guess she'll have to keep the razor down for a few days. :D

LOl I'll make it all pretty....

Well then again...who knows..the other day she said that her avatar was a pic of you and her... if that's the case...then she may be ok! :puke: :lol:

I'd be worried they'd want child support. :lol: But "paying for sex" doesn't really sound like something the Amish would do.

I've heard this many times... they need the DNA not the sex!

I've heard this many times... they need the DNA not the sex! To get my DNA...it only comes ones way. :lol:

I am unable to impregnante anyone....at this time. :lol:

I'M RICH BIATCH As long as they didn't try and screw you over for child support Big deal, $15 will buy a life time supply of Quaker oats.

Big deal, $15 will buy a life time supply of Quaker oats. Oh man, i think i just pissed myself :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh man, i think i just pissed myself :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Clean up on aisle 15!

Shiz, i'd try anything once. Damn Amish can't be as bad as it is here in Maine, Cow fuc country. People up her invented the toothbrush, anywhere else would have called it a teethbrush. I need to be back in Mass. Help a poor white boy will yall.

dude no way, tha amish dont believe in soap or bathing every day or razors. who knows if they use toilet paper. this whole topic is just nasty.

dude no way, tha amish dont believe in soap or bathing every day or razors. who knows if they use toilet paper. this whole topic is just nasty. :puke:

I've heard this many times... they need the DNA not the sex! Ahh, so they're JUST paying for the sperm, huh? No sex out of the deal?

On my way to drop my seed!:cheers: http://www.amishphoto.com/images/467.jpg

On my way to drop my seed!:cheers: http://www.amishphoto.com/images/467.jpg Lesson learned from dropping too much "seed" :rofl: http://www.cjonline.com/images/102201/new.amish.jpg

That poor bike. It never stood a chance with Twisty behind it. :iagree:

dude no way, tha amish dont believe in soap or bathing every day or razors. who knows if they use toilet paper. this whole topic is just nasty. what do they use when it's that time of the month?

what do they use when it's that time of the month? Probably nothing, "free-aire it!"

Probably nothing, "free-aire it!" http://www.thepostcard.com/walt/comic/cmc37.gif

http://www.thepostcard.com/walt/comic/cmc37.gif What else are you supposed to think if they don't like bathe on a daily basis or anything like that? I mean splain.... :scratch:

they ride a sheep for a week.then the brother get's the sheep

they ride a sheep for a week.then the brother get's the sheep That's sick, sicker than my comment. You get the crown man! :king: :clap:

That's sick, sicker than my comment. You get the crown man! :king: :clap: thank you,thank you very much. :h18:

Ace and Twisty got me laugh my ar$e off! I see that Twisty is using the Ace method of communications... more pics and less words! I think it rocks!

Ace and Twisty got me laugh my ar$e off! I see that Twisty is using the Ace method of communications... more pics and less words! I think it rocks! http://www.lunchpackers.com/images/cookie.gif

http://www.lunchpackers.com/images/cookie.gif Twisty, where do you find this stuff. It's original, I've never seen half of it. Unless it is like repost from another thread here. Oh, why don't the pitchas work on the WOS site? Only like the 2003 show up, nothing from 2004 or 2005. :scratch:

Twisty, where do you find this stuff. It's original, I've never seen half of it. Unless it is like repost from another thread here. Oh, why don't the pitchas work on the WOS site? Only like the 2003 show up, nothing from 2004 or 2005. :scratch: http://members.dodo.net.au/~grindercom/NoFatChicks.jpg No pics....Because Im lazy. I was taught by the master, My buddy Ace on this post sh1t.

Must.not.reply :leaving:

:yikes: Twisty.....that was wrong in so many different levels. :lol:

:yikes: Twisty.....that was wrong in so many different levels. :lol: :iagree: in so many aspects :rofl:

Twisty is just wrong on so many levels... he don't need to post for most to know that! :D

I can't even imagine the killing Chev could make at this! :lol: wait a minute...Chev may be thinking about a career change!!!!

Lesson learned from dropping too much "seed" :rofl: http://www.cjonline.com/images/102201/new.amish.jpg That's $2400 for Chev right there. The Amish are coming, the Amish are coming!!!!!!!!!!! I'm working to increase their population so we can have more good furniture at cheap prices.

Chev you ARE DA MAN!!! :dthumb: :lol:

I still ask again, HOW MANY KIDS HAVE YOU FOSTERED CHEV?

I already told you.. stop pressuring him...it makes him feel emotional to think of all the bast ards kids he might have!

I already told you.. stop pressuring him...it makes him feel emotional to think of all the bast ards kids he might have! That's too funny man. Needed to laugh today. Now I think I'm gonna get outa here and go ride the bike in the dark. Should be fun. :leaving:

Hmmmm, $400 for dropping seed :wtf: . Lemme :scratch: that. Honestly, No Way, I respect myself too much to do that. If they need DNA, they need to go to the spem bank. Just my :2cents: But I don't think they want my 75% black and 25% white seed, that would really mix things up. :crazy:

Amish Paradise (http://www.al-oholicsanonymous.com/videos/amish2.avi) Sorry couldnt resist.... :rofl:

Hmmmm, $400 for dropping seed :wtf: . Lemme :scratch: that. Honestly, No Way, I respect myself too much to do that. If they need DNA, they need to go to the spem bank. Just my :2cents: But I don't think they want my 75% black and 25% white seed, that would really mix things up. :crazy: Actually, aren't they like really racist too? I mean the Amish people? I don't know I heard about that somewhere. I also was told that in like PA - WV there is a like actually recognized religion that takes after the Nazis. Anyone hear about that?

Amish Paradise (http://www.al-oholicsanonymous.com/videos/amish2.avi) Sorry couldnt resist.... :rofl: Too funny.. Here is some more fuel for the fire.. In honor of our Mennonite cousins, a little Mennonite humour. The Amish are in actuality, a Mennonite sect, having left the Mennonites many years ago. Today, most Mennonites drive automobiles, have electricity and church houses. The traditional Mennonite groups have maintained plain dress, head coverings for the ladies and non-resistance as a way of life and shun more worldly entertainments like radio and television when the neighbors are looking. Mennonite Jokes Q. How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite? A. Who else would be alone in a garden with a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit? Q. What happens when you take one Mennonite fishing? A. He drinks all your beer. Q. What happens when you take two Mennonites fishing? A. They don't drink any of your beer. Q. How many Mennonites do you take on a fishing trip? A. At least two so they won't drink all your beer. Q. What's the difference between a Mennonite girl and Alaska? A. About three degrees. Q. What's the difference between a Mennonite girl and a water buffalo? A. About 12 pounds of hair. Q. How do you make them weigh the same? A. Shave the Mennonite lass. Q. What's the difference between a Mennonite boy and a rock? A. The rock moves faster. Q. What is the difference between a Lutheran and a Mennonite ? A. A Lutheran will say 'hello' to you in a liquor store ! Q. What's the shortest book in the world? A. Mennonite war heros. Q. How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb? A. Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better. Q. Why don't Mennonite women wear sleeveless dresses? A. They refuse to bare arms. Q. What goes black and white, black and white, black and white? A. An Old Order Mennonite somersaulting down a hill. Q. How was copper wire invented? A. Two Mennonites found a penny. Q. What do you get when you cross an Mennonite and a japanese car? A. A TOYODER Q. What do you call a beautiful girl in a Mennonite Church? A. A visitor. Q. What is the definition of a Mennonite? A. Somebody that can buy from a Jew and sell to an Amishman and still make a profit! Q. How do you break a Mennonites neck? A. You walk all around his car. Q. How many conservative Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. We couldn't possibly change the original bulb. "Being Mennonite never stopped me from sinning - just from enjoying it!" He could have been an Anabaptist, but he wanted to live a little Luther. Name a serious Mennonite ethical dilema: Free beer.

And MP strikes again...he never fails to amuse me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's $2400 for Chev right there. The Amish are coming, the Amish are coming!!!!!!!!!!! I'm working to increase their population so we can have more good furniture at cheap prices. chev can count? :skep: :lol: http://members.dodo.net.au/~grindercom/NoFatChicks.jpg If it weren't for the underwear, I would think this was an :puke: Amish woman. For $400 I would consider it. :help: Briefly! :bonk: :lol:

chev can count? :skep: :lol: If it weren't for the underwear, I would think this was an :puke: Amish woman. For $400 I would consider it. :help: Briefly! :bonk: :lol: Jeeps..no...just...no

Jeeps..no...just...no No to what? :scratch:

chev can count? :skep: :lol: If it weren't for the underwear, I would think this was an :puke: Amish woman. For $400 I would consider it. :help: Briefly! :bonk: :lol: Dude, that's wrong on so so so many levels it's like unspeakable.

No to what? :scratch: The mention of the chick and doing things was just no just no lol

chev can count? :skep: :lol: If it weren't for the underwear, I would think this was an :puke: Amish woman. For $400 I would consider it. :help: Briefly! :bonk: :lol: Then again, for those who are desperate. Hey, big women need lovin' too so I'll leave that one up to you Jeeps! You can already see the *** spot, so no flower is needed, but is that sweat from eating? I'll let you find that out for us Jeeps! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Then again, for those who are desperate. Hey, big women need lovin' too so I'll leave that one up to you Jeeps! You can already see the *** spot, so no flower is needed, but is that sweat from eating? I'll let you find that out for us Jeeps! :lol: :lol: :lol: flour*

flour* Hey, people from the North East don't need our English corrected. We speak PERFECT English, thank you. I know anyone from the NE will agree that one!

Hey, people from the North East don't need our English corrected. We speak PERFECT English, thank you. I know anyone from the NE will agree that one! low·er Audio pronunciation of "flower" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (flour) n. 1. 1. The reproductive structure of some seed-bearing plants, characteristically having either specialized male or female organs or both male and female organs, such as stamens and a pistil, enclosed in an outer envelope of petals and sepals. 2. Such a structure having showy or colorful parts; a blossom. 2. A plant that is cultivated or appreciated for its blossoms. 3. The condition or a time of having developed flowers: The azaleas were in full flower. 4. Something, such as an ornament or a figure of speech, that resembles a flower in shape, fineness, or attractiveness. 5. The period of highest development; the peak. See Synonyms at bloom1. 6. The highest example or best representative: the flower of our generation. 7. A natural development or outgrowth: “His attitude was simply a flower of his general good nature” (Henry James). 8. flowers Chemistry. A fine powder produced by condensation or sublimation of a compound flour Audio pronunciation of "flour" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (flour, flour) n. 1. A fine, powdery foodstuff obtained by grinding and sifting the meal of a grain, especially wheat, used chiefly in baking. 2. Any of various similar finely ground or powdered foodstuffs, as of cassava, fish, or bananas. 3. A soft, fine powder.

low·er Audio pronunciation of "flower" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (flour) n. 1. 1. The reproductive structure of some seed-bearing plants, characteristically having either specialized male or female organs or both male and female organs, such as stamens and a pistil, enclosed in an outer envelope of petals and sepals. 2. Such a structure having showy or colorful parts; a blossom. 2. A plant that is cultivated or appreciated for its blossoms. 3. The condition or a time of having developed flowers: The azaleas were in full flower. 4. Something, such as an ornament or a figure of speech, that resembles a flower in shape, fineness, or attractiveness. 5. The period of highest development; the peak. See Synonyms at bloom1. 6. The highest example or best representative: the flower of our generation. 7. A natural development or outgrowth: “His attitude was simply a flower of his general good nature” (Henry James). 8. flowers Chemistry. A fine powder produced by condensation or sublimation of a compound flour Audio pronunciation of "flour" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (flour, flour) n. 1. A fine, powdery foodstuff obtained by grinding and sifting the meal of a grain, especially wheat, used chiefly in baking. 2. Any of various similar finely ground or powdered foodstuffs, as of cassava, fish, or bananas. 3. A soft, fine powder. RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT....Sure even. So what, I still don't know what you're trying to get at. We speak PERFECT english thank you very much!

*shivers*

*shivers* What'd ya do that fer? You cold?

What'd ya do that fer? You cold? rrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiight.

rrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiight. Alrighty then, time to shower. :leaving:

Alrighty then, time to shower. :leaving: yep yep

:nonod: :leaving:

:nonod: :leaving: What? I just was out riding man. It's still like 75+ degrees out here and it's like 1045 pm when I got back in.

Ummm OK!

Ummm OK! Dirty minded people... :bslap:

Dirty minded people... :bslap: Who Me? :whistle:

[QUOTE=jeeps84]chev can count? :skep: :lol: ANd you can count..........on me waiting for you in the parking lot. :bash:

Fat chicks are like mopeds....fun to ride until your friends catch you on one!!!!!!

Fat chicks are like mopeds....fun to ride until your friends catch you on one!!!!!! Um, I'll leave that and the Ahmish up to you Chev.! :lol: :nonod:

And MP strikes again...he never fails to amuse me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: What am I a clown am I here to amuse you? lol.. Glad someone is reading what I post because most turn a blind eye to it.. There is plenty more to come.. I am all recharged from vacation..

Jeeps you are to be immediately revoke of all posting privilages, taken outside and beaten to within inch's of your life for posting something like that!!! Dammit...I'm going to have to send MP over there!!!

What am I a clown am I here to amuse you? lol.. Glad someone is reading what I post because most turn a blind eye to it.. There is plenty more to come.. I am all recharged from vacation.. dance puppet dance :here:

dance puppet dance :here: I don't know about all that but I am a fan of the finger puppet.. lol..

I don't know about all that but I am a fan of the finger puppet.. lol.. Like Triumph?

No probably like you're #1

Man you guys are slow.. Neither mfrs.. Like my woman is my "finger" puppet if you get my meaning.. This is a prego thread ain't it? Get with the fugging program.. I will just be a good little puppet and dance.. lol..

Man you guys are slow.. Neither mfrs.. Like my woman is my "finger" puppet if you get my meaning.. This is a prego thread ain't it? Get with the fugging program.. I will just be a good little puppet and dance.. lol.. Hey I think you just called me slow :leaving: :rofl:

Hey I think you just called me slow :leaving: :rofl: He did...how does it feel? :lol:

He did...how does it feel? :lol: reeeal goooood

Like "O" face good? :D

Like "O" face good? :D http://bradventures.com/catalog/images/bar_ohyeahlarge.gif

I see no "O" face pic? What gives? Use that little web cam of yours and show us a good one!!

I see no "O" face pic? What gives? Use that little web cam of yours and show us a good one!! I plead the 5th :leaving:

I see no "O" face pic? What gives? Use that little web cam of yours and show us a good one!! Apparently someone got a show??? :yikes:

No I plead the 5th! PGirl you can't plead the 5th to get out of pic!! :wtf: 102 to go!

Could we have mile stone days today? Gas Man hit 10,000 and Ace hits 1,000???? :hug: Think I am gonna hang up the toewl at 999 and call it quits! :leaving:

No I plead the 5th! PGirl you can't plead the 5th to get out of pic!! :wtf: 102 to go! I'm a woman...I can do whateva I want :wink:

But you might reach 999 b4 I reach 10K Then what? 97 to go

But you might reach 999 b4 I reach 10K Then what? 97 to go Believe me, I have all the confidence in the world that you will hit 10K before I get to 999. I wont be around much this afternoon, long lunch with customer and then probably call it quits for the day. Hit the gym and then Moose Preserve later for some BBQ road kill!!!

Sweet... now I'm getting real hungry and we :jacked: the crap out of this thread!!! I just love following you around TWF!! Being the :whore: that we are!! 94

Sweet... now I'm getting real hungry and we :jacked: the crap out of this thread!!! I just love following you around TWF!! Being the :whore: that we are!! 94 Can you refrain from using "we" and :whore: in the same sentence. I'm outtie! ~50 to go

:lol: See you only need 50 and I have 90 to go

how many do I have to 1000.......?? Lets see. Funny thing is, Ace and I were neck and neck and then he just took off on me.

damn.....161 to go. :bash:

Yeah Ace has been a good :whore: lately... 78

I want to propose a one week ban from twisity being able to post at TWF for even putting that picture up............... :help: