and the drunk guy said!!

:crazy: there are two guys who had just to much to drink at the bar, one of them ask the other guy, dude what would you do if you hit the lottery? the other guy said men I don't know order another drink while I think about it, OK, here is a round , what would you do if you hit the lottery? can any one tell me what would he answer and then what would you do if it was you to hit it!!!!

I'd drink another beer...pay off all my loans, build a new house, buy a few new bikes, and sit on the rest of the money for savings. I'd probably set a few people (family) up for life also...then I'd drink some more beer! LMAO

Ok :iagree: now what do you think the other guy said to his drunk friend?

:iagree:

Ok :iagree: now what do you think the other guy said to his drunk friend? Show me the money!!! :lol:

no he said if I tell you would you leave me alone and buy me another drink, oK If I hit the lottery I would buy myself a new butt cause this one got a hole in it :lol:

dude...with jokes that weak, you better buy some raybestos underwear...better check my joke thread and go home and practice up...

dude I actually heard this in a bar, true story :lol:

dude I actually heard this in a bar, true story :lol: :help: :disapp: :lol:

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point. Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do? Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Well yeah. Peter Gibbons: Nothing. Lawrence: Nothing, huh? Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing. Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do ****.

Office Space!! :dthumb:

good catch, conversation just seemed appropriate.

:help:

I would buy myself a new butt cause this one got a hole in it :lol: :skep: :leaving:

Here is another true story. Two guys were at a bar in my town also!!! :yikes: No kiddin. :lol: Do you get it? They were in the bar! At the same time? :scratch: Talking :scratch: Oh and there was other people there too. :readng: No? :scratch: I'll try to be funny later :disapp: I thought you guys would get it. :nonod:

I was at the bar tonight :cheers: and get this, I had a conversation with someone :here: Too weird huh?