How bad was your hangover??

1 star hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. You are craving a steak bomber and a side of gravy fries. 2 star hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you chug is only irritating your rumbling gut, which is craving a rootie tootie fresh and fruity pancake breakfast from IHOP. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels. 3 star hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer 86'd you at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a meatball sub watching the E! fashion awards. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 Snapples and a liter of diet coke-yet you haven't peed once. 4 star hangover (****) Life sucks. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars). Your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Revere High, '76. 5 star hangover (*****) AKA "Dante's 4th Circle of Hell." You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. Death seems pretty good right now. You definitely don't remember who you were with, where you were, what you drank, and why there is a stranger still sleeping in your bed at your house. 6 star hangover (******) Otherwise known as the "Infinite Nutsmacker" You wake up on your bathroom floor. For about 2 seconds you look at the ceiling, wondering if the cool refreshing feeling on your cheek is the bathroom tile or your puke from 5 hours ago. It is amazing how your roommate was as drunk as you, but somehow manages to get up before you the next morning. You try to lift your head. Not an option. It is when you turn your head too quickly only to smell the funk of 13 packs of cigarettes in your hair, and suddenly you realize you were smoking, but not ultra lights...some jackass handed you Marlboro reds, and you smoked them like it was your second full time job. You look in the mirror only to see remnants of the stamp "Ready to Rock" faintly atop your forehead...that explains the stamp on the back of your hand that has magically appeared on your forehead by alcoholic osmosis. You have to be to work in t-minus 14 minutes and 32 seconds and the only thing you can think of wearing is your pajamas and your slippers.

I only woke up on New Years with a 4-star, so I guess I didn't party hard enough. :lol:

I hope you cut and pasted that list from another website....lol anyway...I didnt have one...only had a few mixed drinks and a beer....+ I ate ALOT okay..maybe I'll rate myself at a 2 star.

2 stars, which surprised me...

ehh.. id have 2 say it was maybe a * as far as feeling bad. was in mexico. got lit and woke up next 2 2 naked chicks who i was dancing with all night.

ehh.. id have 2 say it was maybe a * as far as feeling bad. was in mexico. got lit and woke up next 2 2 naked chicks who i was dancing with all night. and waking up next to them was a good or a bad thing? :scratch: Normally I would say good, but that depends on standards... :D

No star, I was over the atlantic ocean on my way back to Georgia.....

No star, I was over the atlantic ocean on my way back to Georgia..... Yeah well the stuwartist didn't serve anything good?!?!? :lol: ( I know it was a military flight... )

and waking up next to them was a good or a bad thing? :scratch: Normally I would say good, but that depends on standards... :D it was a good thing. the 1 was pretty hot, and her husband didnt go with us, and the other chick is her friend

it was a good thing. the 1 was pretty hot, and her husband didnt go with us, and the other chick is her friend :nopicsbs:

No hangover!! Only drank a 12 pak...we built a bonfire in the pit and had the neighbors together...we put a cast iron dutch oven full of deer stew and scratch bisquits in the coals and cooked it for about 3 hours and ate it around midnight...It was a nice, safe and fun New Years...except for those pesky mosquitos!! But once the fire got up, they disappeared...:lol:

1 star, for the first time in 25 yrs....usually its a 6 star. :lol:

My New Years hangover was only one *, surprisingly. I was sure the numerous jello shots (Absolut) and slightly more than half a fifth of Hennessy would have did me in (normally don't mix light and dark liquors). I felt so good New Years day, I took down all our christmas decorations and tree a day early.

No hangover...

it was a good thing. the 1 was pretty hot, and her husband didnt go with us, and the other chick is her friend I hate you...:lol: Actually I had a party at my place. Suprisingly everyone, including my parents and relatives visiting showed up. We all got really drunk, and had a great time. Everybody walked home, so no drinking/driving (I take keys at the door :D ) The next day I had maybe a 2 star (**) hangover. I learned its not the best to be extremely drunk when your the host.

:nopicsbs: http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6350/cid01010616039mg.jpg (http://imageshack.us) i wish i had more pics. my dumbass left the camera in the car when i left for the airport :bash: :bash: this pic is just a phone pic. and its not the greatest. this is after we went thru some mine / national park. what is funny is she nomally looks like that (hair back and such) but when we went to the club, i had 2 ask 1 of my other friends "who is that!" and she is like.. umm.. thats perla (same chick as in photo) and holy **** it was like night and day. to bad i didnt get a pic of her b 4 we all left 4 the club. needless to say.. i was around her most of the night with the both of us slamming taquilla like it was going out of style and yet. . shes the 1 with the husband.. and only 23 :cry: