Aaaah Choooo!

ok, yet another meaningless thread from me, but I'm laughing so damn hard right now cuz I just sneezed and piddled my pants. ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! My God I'm getting old. I can't even control my bladder! What the hell next? Do I have to wear panty lines just in case I sneeze again?! I think this weather is getting to me... :crazy: :willy:

:readng: :scratch: :skep: :lol: ..I'm not sure I would have told everyone that.:yikes:

You start out in Diapers and Finish in them!!!:wink:

:readng: :scratch: :skep: :lol: ..I'm not sure I would have told everyone that.:yikes: I had to tell... See, these are the stupid little things that happen to me all the time.. ha! ha! I just had to share...

aww cmon SV, whats a little peeing in your pants amongst friends- Hell, im peeing in mine right now!

aww cmon SV, whats a little peeing in your pants amongst friends- Hell, im peeing in mine right now! :rofl3: :yikes: everyone pissing in their pants today!

Maybe it means that you should go sit on the toilet for a couple minutes to get it out of your bladder. lol

" If peeing your pants is cool, I'm Miles Davis" Old lady in Billy Madison. Ya man i am pretty damn sure i wouldnt have told anyone that. On the bright side your not so sick you Sharted...:lol:

Well, I didn't really "pee" per say, I just dribbled a little.. ha! ha! Hell, I mean, that sneeze was a hard'n!

You know, there are some women in this world who have an orgasm when they sneeze. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Every one of those women that I've ever met carrys pepper. ;)

:nopicsbs:

:nopicsbs: :yikes:

:wtf: :scratch: :willy: :lol: You all pissin your pants... I admit I've heard of this before but it seems to be a woman problem mostly...

:wtf: :scratch: :willy: :lol: You all pissin your pants... I admit I've heard of this before but it seems to be a woman problem mostly... isn't there a medication for that? I remember the tv commercial...and I don't have to go right now! :lol: I should know what the pill is...I was a pharmacy technician for 2 years....but that was several years ago.

I mean I know a few women that if they get laughin too hard they'll pee a bit... in their panties... How hott is that? :lol:

I mean I know a few women that if they get laughin too hard they'll pee a bit... in their panties... How hott is that? :lol: :rofl3:

I mean I know a few women that if they get laughin too hard they'll pee a bit... in their panties... How hott is that? :lol: Why do you think i want pics.:lol:

If you wanna be cool, you gotta pee your pants.

If you wanna be cool, you gotta pee your pants. Good one. I just watched that movie on Monday.

:dthumb: :cheers: :dthumb:

OmG!?! :scratch: What have I woke up to this morning....:skep:

OmG!?! :scratch: What have I woke up to this morning....:skep: INSANE AMOUNTS OF BOREDOM.:yaewn:

INSANE AMOUNTS OF BOREDOM.:yaewn: Therefor :whore: 'ing!!!

:whore:????? Where? :jacked:

Therefor :whore: 'ing!!! Basically

Wayyyy more info than I needed: especially about the pervs who like the golden shower thang.............

that's happened to me before, but i've had 2 kids so the muscles are a bit weaker for me. i also get the urge when jumping on a trampoline, i feel like i just MUST go pee. weird huh?

yeah odd things happen after pushing two bowling balls through a straw. jk :cheers:

Oh boy...:leaving:

yeah odd things happen after pushing two bowling balls through a straw. jk :cheers: ok that was just wrong on so many levels... !! My friends that do have kids have the same problem. It's not a daily thing, but it happens. And for the person who asked what the name of that medication is that controls your bladder functions, it's called Detrol LA. It just popped in my head yesterday at work. The only reason I started this thread is show how people need to laugh at themselves, that and to show that nutty crap like a sneeze and dribble are just one of the many daily idiotic things that happen to me. I'm a walking disaster area. I'm the kid on the Plastic commercial with the Mom that says "It'll be a miracle if she makes it to 10 then 12, then 16, 21 etc.. :)

I think I need to change my tidy whites after reading this thread. :rofl3: