Funny email I got

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time) Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. :here: :here: :here:

I can vouch for the coffee one. Difenately true.

ha! ha! so true!! :lol:

I can vouch for most the list.:cursin: :lol:

:lol:

i noticed the 'bath theorem' also works for the toilet. never fails, as soon as i sit down, the phone rings. :flush:

Ha Ha Ha Thats Funny

I can vouch for most the list.:cursin: :lol: :withstupi Same here :lol:

i noticed the 'bath theorem' also works for the toilet. never fails, as soon as i sit down, the phone rings. :flush: The damn phone is almost guarantied to ring as soon as you do anything and leave it in another room.:cursin:

The damn phone is almost guarantied to ring as soon as you do anything and leave it in another room.:cursin: Oh yeah or when somebody else calls. No calls all day until somebody calls then you get like 4 people looking for you and 3 different phones ringing.

they need to add this one...the phone you dont have with you is the one that rings...if I take my cell upstairs with me, the home phone with seperate handsets that are all downstairs, rings...and vice versa!!