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11-04-2004, 01:55 PM
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Lighten the mood
To help the politics melt away (and I'm sooo guilty), how about some amusing little jokes.
So the conducter is sick and needs to take 3 months off. They get one of the viola players to come up to the front of the orchestra, and he takes the job of acting conductor. After three months as acting conductor, the conductor comes back and the viola player returns to the viola section. His neighbour looks at him and says "Where have you been for the past three months?"
There are apparently a lot of violist jokes.
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Three girls were talking about kissing their musician boyfriends. One said, "My boyfriend is a trumpet player. He's okay, but he puckers up and pushes too hard." The second said, "My boyfriend is a tuba player. He's okay, but his lips are too loose and he slobbers all over me!" The last one said, "My boyfriend is a French horn player. He's great, but I don't like what he does with his hand."
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11-04-2004, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by kanwisch
There are apparently a lot of violist jokes.
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11-04-2004, 02:42 PM
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Stick to politics, funny's not your bag, man.  
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11-04-2004, 03:02 PM
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comic relief??? 
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11-04-2004, 03:16 PM
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Oh oh that reminds me... Jon Valby(sp?), Dr Dirty, is gonna be in Detroit at some comedy club comin up soon. He's pretty funny, I've heard lots of his dirty songs over the years. Might go and check it out.
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11-04-2004, 03:19 PM
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speaking of violins....  if you guys ever get a chance to check out Trans Siberian Orchestra in your area, you have gotta see it. Those guys rock it like you cant imagine!
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11-04-2004, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Pigface1
Stick to politics, funny's not your bag, man. |
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week  
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11-04-2004, 03:30 PM
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When does a cub scout become a boy scout?
Haha..nevermind... :nono:
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11-04-2004, 03:34 PM
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btw, kan, I'm just messing w/ you man. lol Very rarely am I serious, it's one of many in my long list of faults. 
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11-05-2004, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Pigface1
btw, kan, I'm just messing w/ you man. lol Very rarely am I serious, it's one of many in my long list of faults. |
You'll have to be a LOT more direct if you want to personally attack me, PF.
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