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Old 11-04-2004, 07:34 PM   #1
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Put the glass down...

A lecturer was giving a lecture to his student on stress management.

He raised a glass of water and asked the audience, "How heavy do you think this glass of water is?"

The students' answers ranged from 20g to 500gm.

"It does not matter on the absolute weight. It depends on how long you hold it.

If I hold it for a minute, it is OK.

If I hold it for an hour, I will have an ache in my right arm.

If I hold it for a day, you will have to call an ambulance.

It is the exact same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it
becomes."

"If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, we will not be able
to carry on, the burden becoming increasingly heavier."

"What you have to do is to put the glass down, rest for a while before
holding it up again."

We have to put down the burden periodically, so that we can be refreshed and are able to carry on.

So before you return home from work tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it back home. You can pick it up tomorrow.

Whatever burdens you are having now on your shoulders, let it down for a moment if you can.

Pick it up again later when you have rested...

Rest and relax.

Life is short, enjoy it!!

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Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're the statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look
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Drive carefully. It's not only cars that
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Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing
worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

If you can't be kind, at least have the
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If you lend someone $20, and never see
that person again, it was probably worth it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
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The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
so sleep late.

When everything's coming your way,
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Birthdays are good for you; the more
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You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.


Some mistakes are too much fun
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Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some
are dull, some have weird names, and
all are different colors but they all
have to learn to live in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who can
enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you
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Old 11-04-2004, 07:55 PM   #2
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WORDS TO LIVE BY

Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're the statue.

why is it that work makes u feel like a pigeon more than statue..
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Old 11-04-2004, 09:00 PM   #3
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Old 11-04-2004, 09:04 PM   #4
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Too many words to read...
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Old 11-05-2004, 12:29 AM   #5
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Quote:
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Too many words to read...

True. I read here and there parts.

"The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
so sleep late."

Why do I get yelled at for doing this???
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Old 11-05-2004, 01:06 AM   #6
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Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're the statue.

Hmmm......Boy that sounds like me...Except I'm usually the statue!
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Old 11-05-2004, 01:36 AM   #7
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Some mistakes are too much fun
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Boy do I know about that one... damn speeding tickets..
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