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post #1 of 48 (permalink) Old 05-11-2007, 01:32 PM Thread Starter
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You might be a stunter IF....

1) After a crash the first thing you ask is" did someone get that on tape".
2) Your living room dubs as winter storage and a repair facility.
3) You have a weekly budget for cycle repairs.
4) Your idea of perfect plastics means that some of the tabs are still there.
5) The people at Joann Fabrics know you by name.
6) You would rather ride then get laid (well maybe not, but close)
7) You have a million parts bikes but only one bike that barley runs
8) To you laying your bike down means parking it
9) You live by 3 letters, F.T.P.
10) Your idea of a perfect bike is one that has already been wrecked
11) A truck has to follow you "just in case"
12) You have a ticket collection you are proud to display
13) Your idea of a new tire is one that dosent have cords showing

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post #2 of 48 (permalink) Old 05-11-2007, 01:47 PM
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Those are good.
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Those are good.
I get a LOT of good ones from my friends on myspace! If you want me to post up the REALLY good ones I can from time to time

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post #4 of 48 (permalink) Old 05-11-2007, 02:03 PM
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Those are good keep posting I would like to read more of them.

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Numbers 6 and 9.
I liked the one about the cords in the tires.




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Those are good keep posting I would like to read more of them.
Sure thing! As I get and find more, I will deffinatly bring them over here for everyone to see. Just wanted to get an oppinion or 2 so I dont flood the board or anything with stuff people dont wanna read. Just not trying to be a or nothin!

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We encourage whores... um, that is.
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We encourage whores... um, that is.
hahahahaha...yes, i do not mind being a or a riding whore at any time..but anything else...ummm..sorry only ONE guy gets that privledge!

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post #9 of 48 (permalink) Old 05-11-2007, 04:30 PM
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......14) someone askes how much you can bench and you reply...."about the weight of a gsxr 600"
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ING,... GREAT POST OK,...


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those are o-so-true


some are slightly changed with the new age of glamour stunters...bikes are too nice to be pointlessly kicked over anymore.
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1) After a crash the first thing you ask is" did someone get that on tape".
2) Your living room dubs as winter storage and a repair facility.
3) You have a weekly budget for cycle repairs.
4) Your idea of perfect plastics means that some of the tabs are still there.
5) The people at Joann Fabrics know you by name.
6) You would rather ride then get laid (well maybe not, but close)
7) You have a million parts bikes but only one bike that barley runs
8) To you laying your bike down means parking it
9) You live by 3 letters, F.T.P.
10) Your idea of a perfect bike is one that has already been wrecked
11) A truck has to follow you "just in case"
12) You have a ticket collection you are proud to display
13) Your idea of a new tire is one that dosent have cords showing

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You might be a stunter if your clutch lasts 500 miles and your back tire looks like a square.

You might be a stunter if you post gay videos on youtube?

You might be a stunter if you chill at mickeyd's down the street showing off your new crash cage.


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You might be a stunter if your clutch lasts 500 miles and your back tire looks like a square.

You might be a stunter if you post gay videos on youtube?

You might be a stunter if you chill at mickeyd's down the street showing off your new crash cage.
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You might be a stunter if your clutch lasts 500 miles and your back tire looks like a square.

You might be a stunter if you post gay videos on youtube?

You might be a stunter if you chill at mickeyd's down the street showing off your new crash cage.
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I'd say that's a POSER... not stunter ... IMOP
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I'd say that's a POSER... not stunter ... IMOP
thats why i was scratching my head at why thats a stunter...
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