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Problems with Kotex

I got this as an email from my mom and just wanted to share it w/ the females of this forum...



Dear Kotex:
I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex tips for life" on it. Annoying advice such as:

Staying active during ur period can relieve cramps.
Avoiding caffeine my help reduce cramps and headaches.
Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.
Try Kotex blah blah blah other products.

Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...i triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya...See what happens and report back. I'll wait.

While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-friggen-tee that the first reponders will be females who just ovulated.

Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess what, the only activities that interests me is eating...sleeping...bitching or crying for no apparent reason...and oh...does ripping someone's head off count as a friggen' activitiy????

Look, females don't need or want tips for living on their female hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that from elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted their own recipes for survival, many containing alcohol & barbituates.

Printing out crap advice while sneaking in ads for the brand that was already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and is enough to send a girl running to the Always brand.

It's not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging. Put the crap in a brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer.

There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone in the store. Why don't ya just add an in-store microphone to the da** package & aannounce that....helloooo, another female in the store is on the rag!!!!

So take your tips for living and your cute bunnies & the smiliey faces and shove them right up your a**.

Ps. How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe a shot of Burbon to your packages instead!!!!

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thats sweet......
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and now you know what i live with ... just kidding!!
must be ur other g/f

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so these are basically like a fortune cookie kotex.... sounds annoying to me...
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In before the lock...
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and now you know what i live with ... just kidding!!
We all feel for ya dude
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Then My gf has the cojones to tell me that she doesnt whine bitch and moan when on her monthly visitor... all this time I thought it was me!!!!
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Then My gf has the cojones to tell me that she doesnt whine bitch and moan when on her monthly visitor... all this time I thought it was me!!!!
well naturally...it's always the guys fault j/k

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Don't shoot the messenger, but......

I don't get cramps, I don't bloat, I don't get chocolate cravings (I actually crave milk, or hard cheese) and I really don't notice any change in mood during "rennovations" (it's called that around our house, as in "Oh, sorry baby, we can't... I'm closed for rennovations.")

What can I say, when you find the right pill, it's smooth sailing!!
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as i get older i get more of those annoying syptoms...but I am a b*tch all of the time so my poor hubby doesnt notice much difference!!!
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as i get older i get more of those annoying syptoms...but I am a b*tch all of the time so my poor hubby doesnt notice much difference!!!
See, when I was YOUNGER (i.e. teens) it was horrific... OH MAN, I was a ragin' bitch... but it's gotten easier the older I get.
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Don't shoot the messenger, but......

I don't get cramps, I don't bloat, I don't get chocolate cravings (I actually crave milk, or hard cheese) and I really don't notice any change in mood during "rennovations" (it's called that around our house, as in "Oh, sorry baby, we can't... I'm closed for rennovations.")

What can I say, when you find the right pill, it's smooth sailing!!

Must be nice...which pill u taking cause mine's not doing any of that And I'm a huge witch w/ a b when good ol' mary visits...just ask drewpy..

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Must be nice...which pill u taking cause mine's not doing any of that And I'm a huge witch w/ a b when good ol' mary visits...just ask drewpy..
I switched to Yasmin earlier this year, and was on Ortho Tri Cyclen for yyyyyeeeeeaaaaaarrrsssss before that. Both seem to keep the mood swings and other symptoms at bay.
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But this IS the women's area!
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But this IS the women's area!
there's random non motorcycle related threads throughout this site....at least i put mine in the womens area....
besides what's the point of the "kitty no likey" thread....other then that cat is UGLY

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there's random non motorcycle related threads throughout this site....at least i put mine in the womens area....
Exactly!! C'mon... that "hot chix thread" is uber useless (if it actually contained pix of chix, it might be entertaining, but as it stands not so much).... at least we're exchanging useful info over here!
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