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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 09:08 AM Thread Starter
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Women drivers!

I got this from another forum very funny

This morning on I-95, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new cadillac doing 65mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner!!!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

Now,..as a man I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn cell phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS!!!
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I have seen that before...its women drivers like that who give the rest of us a bad name!!! who can drive and put on makeup well anyway?? if i wore much makeup i would end up looking like bozo...but its fun to watch...and the men...dont get me started!!!
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that sucks at least no one was hurt
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-20-2006, 05:21 AM
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Poor man with his hot coffee...

That woman driver should get a bike for her own safety - the problem of putting on your make up is eliminated as both hands are busy lol

That Hansel, hes so hot right now!

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Seen this one before too, but it's still funny.

***** TRUE STORY *****

However, I have a scarier story that's actually true. Few years back, I'm heading to work, going north on 95 into downtown Jax in morning rush hour. There are three lanes, and I'm in the middle lane, doing about 75 (while traffic was moderately heavy, we were all doing about 75). I notice the woman in front of me has her rearview mirror tilted down toward her face, and I assume she's putting on makeup. She steadily slows, so I manage to pass her on the left... as I do so, I glance over and see that it's not in fact MAKEUP she's applying... she was tweezing hairs from her chinny chin chin!

Dead effin' serious... this crazy woman was driving with her knees (apparently, since neither hand was on the wheel), and not looking at the road, all the while with a pointy metal object in her face.
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Seen this one before too, but it's still funny.

***** TRUE STORY *****

However, I have a scarier story that's actually true. Few years back, I'm heading to work, going north on 95 into downtown Jax in morning rush hour. There are three lanes, and I'm in the middle lane, doing about 75 (while traffic was moderately heavy, we were all doing about 75). I notice the woman in front of me has her rearview mirror tilted down toward her face, and I assume she's putting on makeup. She steadily slows, so I manage to pass her on the left... as I do so, I glance over and see that it's not in fact MAKEUP she's applying... she was tweezing hairs from her chinny chin chin!

Dead effin' serious... this crazy woman was driving with her knees (apparently, since neither hand was on the wheel), and not looking at the road, all the while with a pointy metal object in her face.
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just prime examples of darwin candidates.

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