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Women Are Evil By Nature

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> WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE
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> A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured
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> She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
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> As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. Are you the manager?
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> softly stroking his face with both hands. Actually, no, he replied.
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> Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him, she said, running her
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> his beard and into his hair.
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> I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. Is there anything I can
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> Yes. I need for you to give him a message, she continued, running her
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> across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers
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> What should I tell him? the bartender managed to say.
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> Tell him, she whispered, there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
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THAT was absolutely nasty!

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women=time, time = money, money is the root of all evil, so therfore money=evil, evil= time and finally women are evil, or something like that



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women=time, time = money, money is the root of all evil, so therfore money=evil, evil= time and finally women are evil, or something like that
I think I follow.



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