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Everything Has A Gender

> You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
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> Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.
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> Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them
up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
>
> A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
>
> A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
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> Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
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> A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
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> A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
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> An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
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> A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
>
> A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But
consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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