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post #1 of 42 (permalink) Old 07-07-2006, 10:42 AM Thread Starter
 
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If Chuck Norris Rode a Sportbike, what would it be?

I say a Speed Triple, black
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I say a Speed Triple, black
He wouldn't ride it...he would stare it down until it rode away in fear under it's own power.



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He wouldn't ride it...he would stare it down until it rode away in fear under it's own power.
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It would be a huge bus. he would strattle it and intimidate it until it rode like a bike.
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It would be a huge bus. he would strattle it and intimidate it until it rode like a bike.




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hed goto sweden and kick the shet outa ghostrider
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he'd use that one in the suzuki forums with the jet engine
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hed goto sweden and kick the shet outa ghostrider
Ghostrider doesn't fu*k around. He's pretty good.
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Chuck has his walker texas ranger pick up, he doesn't need no f'ing bike because that thing can own any vehicle ever made.

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Ghostrider doesn't fu*k around. He's pretty good.
No doubt, but if it came down to it, in a fite Chuck would own his ass
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Chuck has his walker texas ranger pick up, he doesn't need no f'ing bike because that thing can own any vehicle ever made.
Is it a Ford Ranger?
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I dont remember, i just remember that the truck was capable of anything.

looks like it was a Dodge Ram, heavily chuck norris modified of course.


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Chuck Norris doesn't need a sportbike, they too slow for him.
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I dont remember, i just remember that the truck was capable of anything.

looks like it was a Dodge Ram, heavily chuck norris modified of course.

Chucks Tex Ranger truck is the one you want movin day
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I dont remember, i just remember that the truck was capable of anything.

looks like it was a Dodge Ram, heavily chuck norris modified of course.

Nice pic, dude. Good research.
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think he has metal kick plates incase of road rage in heavy traffic?
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Nice pic, dude. Good research.
google search = walker texas ranger truck

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sweet mullet chuck has retained

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Turbo busa, wife beater, shorts, flip flops, no lid, and num chucks in his pocket. Oh I almost forgot, sunglasses.
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He has a plethora of MC's at his disposal. They're in his beard.
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