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post #1 of 45 (permalink) Old 07-21-2006, 09:38 PM Thread Starter
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Top 25 Things Biker Chicks Say

Top 25 Things Biker Chicks Say....(That make Bikers
love them!!)

1.) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? Can I get
you another beer?

3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my p#$$y!

4.) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno
movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and Ö..have my
friend Tammy over for a threesome.

5.) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm
gonna bust!

6.) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you
please try again.

7.) You're so sexy when you're hungover.

8.) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you
than go Shopping.

9.) Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10.) Would you like to watch me go down on my
girlfriend?

11.) Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check
out women's asses.

12.) I'll be out in the garage changing the oil on the
bike for you.

13.) I love it when you go riding on Sunday's, I just
wish you had time to ride on Saturday.

14.) Honey..our new neighbor is sunbathing nude again,
come see!

15.) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the
house & just wear only my chaps.

16.) No, No, don't take the car to have the oil
changed, I'll do it.

17.) Your mother did a great job raising you.

18.) Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day
thing and buy yourself new stuff for your Big Dog.

19.) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every
year for Christ's sake. You go riding with the guys,
it's a wonderful stress reliever.

20.) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your
buddies?

21.) Christ, not the [email protected]#%ing mall again, come on let's
go to that new strip joint!

22.) Listen, I make enough money for the both of us,
why don't you retire and ride cross country with your
biker buddies.

23.) You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop
getting up for the night feedings.

24.) That was a great fart! Do another one!

25.) I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles
behind my head for ya...!!!!!!




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#1, #6, #25...... I had her but I let her slip away.... man I miss Sarah

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Too bad most of the "biker Chicks" are nasty. Hey if girls that ride on harleys are "biker chicks" what are girls that ride on SBs called? I call the 15yr olds that hang out in parking lots asking complete strangers for rides "bike tramps". but what do you call a girl that rides a sport bike, or whos BF has one that she rides on?

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only if it were true with sportbike chicks!....


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Those are some good ones right there.

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#1, #6, #25...... I had her but I let her slip away.... man I miss Sarah
Hey man, can I have her #? LOL
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i'm all for #8 as long as it's college FB, #14 is something i'd say for sure, and #21 sounds like fun. those are the only ones that apply to me.

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#1, #6, #25...... I had her but I let her slip away.... man I miss Sarah
She says hi!

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maybe we can get that into a sumbliminal message for the all our ladies. maybe in a Lifetime commercial


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Too bad most of the "biker Chicks" are nasty. Hey if girls that ride on harleys are "biker chicks" what are girls that ride on SBs called? I call the 15yr olds that hang out in parking lots asking complete strangers for rides "bike tramps". but what do you call a girl that rides a sport bike, or whos BF has one that she rides on?
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She says hi!

the best thing about her was that she had really small hands so whatever she had in her hand looked even bigger... made a guy feel better about himself... lol

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what has two long thumbs and loves BL*W J*BS


This guy!

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what has two long thumbs and loves BL*W J*BS


This guy!
i think the answer is any man alive


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the best thing about her was that she had really small hands so whatever she had in her hand looked even bigger... made a guy feel better about himself... lol
I'm half German, I need all the help I can get...

As far as the original post goes..
If I ever find a girl like that... I will consider getting married..
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did this come off a big dog page? cause my girl would def say buy something for my kawi



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i'm all for #8 as long as it's college FB, #14 is something i'd say for sure, and #21 sounds like fun. those are the only ones that apply to me.
yummy, yum yum
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Nope, not a single one applies to my wife, haha

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Change "Big Dog" to "Honda" and ... yup, it's all true!!

(Oh, except him looking good hungover... he doesn't drink enough to get drunk, let alone hungover )
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