Top 25 Things Biker Chicks Say....(That make Bikers
1.) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? Can I get
you another beer?
3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my p#$$y!
4.) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno
movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and …..have my
friend Tammy over for a threesome.
5.) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm
6.) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you
please try again.
7.) You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8.) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you
than go Shopping.
9.) Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10.) Would you like to watch me go down on my
11.) Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check
out women's asses.
12.) I'll be out in the garage changing the oil on the
bike for you.
13.) I love it when you go riding on Sunday's, I just
wish you had time to ride on Saturday.
14.) Honey..our new neighbor is sunbathing nude again,
15.) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the
house & just wear only my chaps.
16.) No, No, don't take the car to have the oil
changed, I'll do it.
17.) Your mother did a great job raising you.
18.) Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day
thing and buy yourself new stuff for your Big Dog.
19.) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every
year for Christ's sake. You go riding with the guys,
it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20.) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your
21.) Christ, not the [email protected]
#%ing mall again, come on let's
go to that new strip joint!
22.) Listen, I make enough money for the both of us,
why don't you retire and ride cross country with your
23.) You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop
getting up for the night feedings.
24.) That was a great fart! Do another one!
25.) I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles
behind my head for ya...!!!!!!