Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Windsor, Canada
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's
a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door,
the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he asks.
"That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're
planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably
just go to the soda shop or a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the
kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to
repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll
screw all night if we let her."
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and immediately revised his plans
for the evening. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little
poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes
back into the house, slams the door behind her, screams at her
father, and says...
"DAMMIT, DADDY! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!"