A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night
when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and
she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to
death, can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in
He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used
to beat him with died at the scene.