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post #1 of 36 (permalink) Old 08-21-2006, 01:34 PM Thread Starter
 
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Good Old Chuck

Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.

Leading hand sanitizers claim that they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

Chuck Norris put the FUN in funeral

Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.

If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.

The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.

Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.

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post #2 of 36 (permalink) Old 08-21-2006, 01:40 PM
 
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I don't understand what the deal is with Old Chuck
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well u better watch ur back after saying that now....


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When Chuck Norris does a push up... he doesn't push himself up... he pushes the earth DOWN...
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I don't understand what the deal is with Old Chuck
Chuck will make you pay for that.



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ur screwed man
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When Chuck Norris does a push up... he doesn't push himself up... he pushes the earth DOWN...
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When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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I forgot about that one!
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make chuck norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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