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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-28-2006, 03:02 AM Thread Starter
 
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Blonde joke

Got this in an e-mail...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it
to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

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Got this in an e-mail...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it
to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

thats fuuuunny
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-28-2006, 03:09 AM
 
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that was good
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I think that's been posted here a few dozen times. Many of which are buried in one of the original threads. Still funny!

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I think that's been posted here a few dozen times. Many of which are buried in one of the original threads. Still funny!

AAH OOO........ repost police got me!
It probably has been posted a few thousand times on the Net. I got a good laugh out of it and wanted to share.
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AAH OOO........ repost police got me!
It probably has been posted a few thousand times on the Net. I got a good laugh out of it and wanted to share.
we should post it everyday
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we should post it everyday

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I've seen it somewhere before too...but still......
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Nice work.



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