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You know you have children in the house when.....?

you have to move all the toys out the tub before you take a shower.
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You know you have children in the house when.....?

you have to move all the toys out the tub before you take a shower.
you go to sleep with your wife and wake up with 4 more bodys
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you go to sleep with your wife and wake up with 4 more bodys
You get to sleep!!!!!!!
I guess we are getting a little more.
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you cant go riding because you have to babysit
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You know you have children in the house when.....?

forplay consists of three words.... "honey, they're asleep!"
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forplay consists of three words.... "honey, they're asleep!"
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You know you have children in the house when.....?

you have to move all the toys out the tub before you take a shower.
Not a problem here...they have their own tub/shower...But stepping barefoot on that Polly Pocket stuff in the dark...
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You know you have children in the house when.....?
...you get 1/2 way to your destination and realize you are still listening to the ABCs cd (or barney, etc) that you were playing for the kids...and you are humming along!!
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...you get 1/2 way to your destination and realize you are still listening to the ABCs cd (or barney, etc) that you were playing for the kids...and you are humming along!!
I stopped over to pick up a buddy of mine a while back and i was alone on the cell phone the 2 miles to his house... when he got in i turned on the stereo and on comes Barbie Swan Lake Soundtrack............. yea not a 10 on the cool scale of 1-10....
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.....the first words you hear in the morning is not good morning, but daddy/mommy I'm hungry.
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.....the first words you hear in the morning is not good morning, but daddy/mommy I'm hungry.
More like
"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh!"
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Yup these reasons and more (ie kids screaming in restaurants, malls and airplanes) are reasons I do not want kids. lol But it sure is fun reading about you guys. Earlzach ur lil boy is really cute though.

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Yup these reasons and more (ie kids screaming in restaurants, malls and airplanes) are reasons I do not want kids. lol But it sure is fun reading about you guys. Earlzach ur lil boy is really cute though.
Someone once told me that there are not bad kids, just bad parents!
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.....you find yourself saying go clean your room over hundred times a day.
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only parents know that all kids act up in restaurants etc. one time or another. we can see the pained look on the other parents faces and commiserate, instead of criticize.
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yea your right about that.
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You know you have children in the house when.....?
you are shopping and hear a child crying and you turn to look, even though you know your kids aren't with you.
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You know you have children in the house when.....

the holidays roll around and all the presents your parents sent are for the kids and all you get is a gift card.
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only parents know that all kids act up in restaurants etc. one time or another. we can see the pained look on the other parents faces and commiserate, instead of criticize.

Rubber bands...my Dad used them on us...I use them...when out in public and kids start to act up...give them a snap on the leg or arm under the table, with a rubber band...after the 2nd or 3rd time...all you have to do is show it to them and they start behaving...
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