Ferrari GTO vs Moped
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
>Ferrari GTO It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
>costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light..
>An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.
>The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind
>of car ya got there, sonny?"
>The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
>"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
>"Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!" states the doctor
>The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
>"No problem," replies the doctor.
>So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
>sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice
>car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"
>Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old
>man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
>speedometer reads 150 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear
>view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what
>it could be and suddenly.
>Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be
>going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the
>accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of
>him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped
>could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210
>He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
>old man gaining on him AGAIN!
>Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
>takes the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees
>the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's
>nothing he can do!
>Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
>the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old
>man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My
>Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
>The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.