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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-14-2006, 02:05 PM Thread Starter
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Just thought I'd share...

A story my boss shared with me today.


MASTERCARD WEDDING

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the we dding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the >charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD! "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow......"
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-14-2006, 02:54 PM
 
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Yea i heard about this guy, seems like a plan to me. Heck of a way to go out.
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that's whack yo!!!
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Holy elephant nuts batman! The bride and best man got
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Holy elephant nuts batman! The bride and best man got
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Sick smiley!!
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that some crazy
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holy crap!

if i ever meet that dude im buying him a beer
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holy crap!

if i ever meet that dude im buying him a beer
it was a genius move
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PURE genius!
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Thats great thinking. Better then just shooting them.

Life is short ride fast.
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That is the best thing ever... I would have added a special thank you to her parents for spending all this money just to find out what a dirty whore of a daughter they had raised...
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That guy does have balls but he also has some great patience. I could have never sat on that info for that long!




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That takes some monster stones. Nice job to that guy.



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Sounds like something I would do if put in that situation.
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